Talk about hittin one out of the ballpark! DK, this sumamry was hilarious. I spent the whole read laughing. Here's a few faves:Helen: My face may never launch a thousand ships, but it sure sent one screaming away in terror.
Ted pleads with the boat to return. The boat refuses to take his calls and files a restraining order.
Penny: This tea is so good, I’m drinking it like it’s milk.
The only sense I can make out of this statement is that she’s bucking for the coveted “Got Milk?” Spokesperson status.
Brian: She named it “Oscar.” I was once in a movie where my “co-star” was named Oscar - Oscar M. Wiener - so I immediately thought they might like to eat it.
In a stunning move, the Suckies have Robb sit out the mental challenge.
The entire summary was wonderful. DK, you ROCK!