"Penny narrates in a head cheerleader,control freak kinda way."
well put!
"News flash from Helen: the boatis gone.Boat, boat, boat. Thank you, Helen."
LMAO, she had a pathetic moment there, huh?
"Helen: My face may never launch a thousand ships, but it sure sent one screaming away in terror."
This line will resurface in some comedians's monologue, somehow
"Ted pleads with the boat to return. The boat refuses to take his calls and files a restraining order."
More LOL!
"The boys suspect that a distant island has captured their boat."
Nice analogy!
"Helen, ever the bearer of old news, informs us that they are not good swimmers. "
Great use of sarcasm....lol!
"Whales all over the world file lawsuits for defamation of character"
Like Charles Barkley was gonna do to Tanya Harding for calling herself the Charles Barkley of ice skating. He dropped the suit when he realized he had NO character.....
I stop here, or I'll have to quote the whole thing.
All the sexual innuendos and double entendres were great. It was all very funny!!!!!Thank you!