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"Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
-- go here.

Good luck.

I think we can start by saying thanks for Gretchen not showing up at this Detour. Bolo & Lori would have been nice, and a band constantly playing Polish polkas in the background would have been magnificent, but Gretchen? Oh, would we ever have been there for a while. And the comments would have piled up higher than the vomit. (Ladies & gentlemen, Miss California!)

So much sausage. So little time. So many retching noises echoing out into the night. And that was just from watching it.

Keep it at or below the barrier, people. No matter how much it hurts.

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 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... maryellennaco 04-02-07 1
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... aquariaqueen 04-02-07 2
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... dabo 04-02-07 3
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... nailbone 04-02-07 4
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... samboohoo 04-02-07 5
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... Pretty_Kitty 04-02-07 6
   RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... cynnieb 04-02-07 7
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... mikey 04-03-07 8
 RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashi... KeithFan 04-03-07 9

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1. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
That "Miss California" comment WAS hilarious!!! I actually thought the other funny one was Charla telling the horse "I have sausage" or something. Whhaaattt????
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2. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
"Miss California" was a classic!!!!


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3. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
Two-foot sausage talents are much better to impress late-night cabbies with than putting on a screeching exhibition, not that there's anything wrong with that.


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4. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
That "Miss California" comment was so funny, even SHE laughed.


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5. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
Wait, how big is 24 inches?

And Miss California was pretty funny as well.


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6. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
no lie. no exageration. I threw up 3 times. I cant believe these nimrods who have not only SEEN the race but raced BEFORE would pick the saugage over bagles.
The Miss california comment was hilarious.
watching Charla vomit was not.
it started with the dry heaves and once I saw out of the teeny corner of my eye that was watching Charla leave over to hurl I lost it.
stupid bagle haters.
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7. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
>stupid bagle haters.

More like stupid, map-challenged morons who couldn't even navigate their way out of a paper bag....


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8. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
Joe and Bill seemed surprised that Eric had more trouble swallowing the large sausages than they did.
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9. "RE: Vaguely appropriate PG-13 bashing comments about two-foot Polish sausages --"
People would pay good money to see Miss California gag on a 2 ft sausage and we got to see it for free!!

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