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"Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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01-24-06, 11:47 AM (EST)
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"Be the Skating Celeb 1.2" |
(A dialogue game where skaters are assigned, but everyone is encouraged to comment. We still have openings for characters.)The Theme was the 70's. We knew the nostalgia would ensure that Tai & Bruce stayed another week. Featured songs were Boogie Fever, More than a Woman, and You're the One that I want (from Grease). Debbie Gibson was MADE to be Sandy. My fave costume was Todd's Super-Afro. He was smokin'!!!! It was elimination night. And we even had our first fall. AND you KNOW how judges love to take off points for falling. So, alas, although they skated a tough program, we have to say goodbye to Todd & Jenni. So, Debbie & Kurt were spared the axe. THIS time. I really loved making those couples sweat it out after every performance. Ok, you guys are now in last place. Let's see if the next couple will do worse than you. Bwahahaha. Next week - someone's gonna bleed! Make sure to tune in. >
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DooWahDitty |
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CattyChat |
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Angelfood |
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Sahara |
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Sahara |
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DooWahDitty |
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Scott, please... |
Sahara |
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DooWahDitty |
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Hey, missy, leave my boobs out of t... |
Sahara |
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DooWahDitty |
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Sahara |
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Sahara |
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DooWahDitty |
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Sahara |
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Sahara |
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Sahara |
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survivorscott |
01-25-06 |
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So, |
Angelfood |
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Sahara |
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DooWahDitty |
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They love me!! |
Angelfood |
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DooWahDitty |
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Sahara |
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DooWahDitty |
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-24-06, 05:33 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2" |
Yeah, we were robbed. Show my feminine side? Dood, did you NOT see my pants? There's NO ROOM for feminine side.You know, at first I didn't know why the choreographer insisted on those pants, but halfway through the week of practice and having his hands & eyes on me more than Nancy, I am getting a little nervous. I'm STRICTLY hetero, man. I admit our routine was a bit stiff and lifeless & I'll tell you all why -- number 1 those damn pants squeezing the life outta my boys; and number 2 Nancy is the OTHER undead on the ice (behind Bruce). Hey, Jillian, I promise not to tell how you really got that groin injury . . . *wink wink* cut IT out!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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01-24-06, 08:00 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2" |
Ow, ow, ouch, ouchie! *whine whine* Did you SEE how Dave was throwing me all over the floor in practice? I don't WANT to be a hockey stick. *pout* I want a new partner, because this one is out to get me. WWWHHHHYYYY??? WWHHYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEE????? *sob sob*I did my best last night with the partner I had to work with, believe me. *sigh* (But why did HE get to wear the cool clothes?) I literally skated circles around him. I wanted him to not be noticed so everyone would see ME in all my refined glory, but they must have noticed him, because look at the scores! Yikes! Well, I need to go prepare for my next interview for "The Insider". I practice over and over again reading the words monotonously, and I think I am doing a super job! You all have the pleasure of watching me every day this week, you know.
I crossed my fingers and everything hoping for Jillian to fall down. Maybe I need to give Tonya a call...
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DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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01-24-06, 08:16 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2" |
I crossed my fingers and everything hoping for Jillian to fall down. Maybe I need to give Tonya a call... Girlfriend. (not.) We won't need Tonya if you keep that up. I do have an inner beyotch too, though I rarely need to use it since I'm so smart. (I just outwit people with my quick mind and mouth.) All you have is your retired coach husband going for you. I've got John Zimmerman! Sighhhhhh. He is sooo dreamy! But I'm all business, and I can concentrate as well as any Olympic skater *sniff* Better watch out, Nan! I will not be falling down.  unless you decide to call one of Tonya's goons. grrrruff!
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survivorscott 2191 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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01-25-06, 02:01 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2" |
What were thos judges thinking? I have never skated before in my life, you might as well have asked me to sing in a mall like that tramp Tiffany!And did I mention I was on Broadway I actually played Sandy in Grease so I was sooo into charater. I just wanted to say hi to my lustbunny Survivorscott. "Hey Baby!"
Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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01-25-06, 03:15 PM (EST)
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17. "They love me!!" |
Well, I'm sure that many of you wonder why I am doing this show. I mean, not that Wheaties has called me lately, and I have a great family life and all. But, when you're a desperate attention whore on the grand scale that I am, you get a certain yen, an internal longing, if you will. You may stray from tv, but one day you feel that you HAVE to do it, you have to return to the old familiar. You know with all your heart that you must perform for an audience, or you will die. Or maybe both at the same time if it's during sweeps week. Which is what makes this show so appealing to you and such a perfect fit for me: the element of DANGER and the UNKNOWN. Frankly, I would have preferred to do Dancing with the Stars, but there were some logistical problems. It's kind of embarrassing to admit, but I have certain environmental parameters I have to work in. And so, the ice, being at the bottom of the temperature scale that it is, is the perfect atmosphere to ensure that my plastic surgery and makeup stay adhered to my face. For hours on end. And thus, was born ... Bruce the Artistic Athlete.
 I'm just temp-ing for Bruce, he's still open.
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DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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01-25-06, 08:33 PM (EST)
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25. "Whiiinnne" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-26-06 AT 01:32 PM (EST)There's this chick (at least I think it's a chick, since the name resembles "drippy faucet" - no gender insinuation there) on some message board on the internets and she thinks I'm making too much of my groin pull. Guess I'll have to beef up my acting skills. Somebody shut her up already! And her critique! *sniff* That drippy faucet is just a world-class judge wannabee. First off, I need to show my serious side so that the jaded peeps out there in viewerland won't avoid voting for me because of my peppy personality. I know how those types are. After all, I've made it pretty high up in *Hollyweird*, that empire full of jaded, bored snarkbunnies (and hares). Damn proud of that fact, too! I've played my cards right (my unabashed begging at Fox didn't hurt either!), and I've done very well for myself, thankyouverymuch. And that was a mohawk, drippy drip! Some big former competitive skater you are, having to walk through the steps in your bedroom! Shoulda gotten that just by watching the telly screen, girly girl. Slipping a bit?! At least you didn't mess with my layback. Siiiiigh. That was a beautiful sight, wasn't it? (And it felt so groood, tee hee.) And those silly judges! They shoulda realized that I was just holding back the other night due to the fact that I'm totally terrified of actually injuring my groin - for real. But they'll see. I'm the best. Deborah's got nuthin' on me. (Dave and Bruce are already toast.) The one I'm worried about right now is Kristy. Hmmm....... she did pretty well the other night. Back to work - and some potential groin-tearing with that hottie partner of mine. On second thought? Not. I'm in 1st place! There's a reason for that. So take that, drippy faucet! (Edited because my silly personal assistant can't really type. It's so hard to find good help these days.)  smooches to WaterDrop - thanks for the material, babe!
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