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"Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-24-06 at 11:47 AM
(A dialogue game where skaters are assigned, but everyone is encouraged to comment. We still have openings for characters.)

The Theme was the 70's. We knew the nostalgia would ensure that Tai & Bruce stayed another week.
Featured songs were Boogie Fever, More than a Woman, and You're the One that I want (from Grease). Debbie Gibson was MADE to be Sandy. My fave costume was Todd's Super-Afro. He was smokin'!!!!

It was elimination night. And we even had our first fall. AND you KNOW how judges love to take off points for falling. So, alas, although they skated a tough program, we have to say goodbye to Todd & Jenni. So, Debbie & Kurt were spared the axe. THIS time.

I really loved making those couples sweat it out after every performance. Ok, you guys are now in last place. Let's see if the next couple will do worse than you. Bwahahaha.

Next week - someone's gonna bleed! Make sure to tune in.


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"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by StarryLuna on 01-24-06 at 04:13 PM
Like, oh my god, did you see how much I totally rocked this week? Last week's routine was so five minutes ago compared to this week. Now I've got to go stick a spike through Bruce Jenner's heart.


Don't call me Buffy.

"LOL"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-24-06 at 04:23 PM
yeah, but does that matter if he's already The Undead?
"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-24-06 at 04:28 PM
I pray no one finds out about the real reason for my groin injury.


They don't call us the Eye Candy Team for nuthin'...

{Thanks Estee!}

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by CattyChat on 01-24-06 at 05:33 PM
Yeah, we were robbed. Show my feminine side? Dood, did you NOT see my pants? There's NO ROOM for feminine side.

You know, at first I didn't know why the choreographer insisted on those pants, but halfway through the week of practice and having his hands & eyes on me more than Nancy, I am getting a little nervous. I'm STRICTLY hetero, man.

I admit our routine was a bit stiff and lifeless & I'll tell you all why -- number 1 those damn pants squeezing the life outta my boys; and number 2 Nancy is the OTHER undead on the ice (behind Bruce).

Hey, Jillian, I promise not to tell how you really got that groin injury . . . *wink wink*

cut IT out!

"well, "
Posted by Angelfood on 01-24-06 at 05:39 PM
You Oughtta Know!


Bah dum dun!

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by Sahara on 01-24-06 at 08:09 PM
Hey, Dave, I think Randy (an appropriate name) is out to get us (isn't everyone?). After all, he was Tai's partner, and when they couldn't skate because of his groin injury, I'm sure he feels he owes her.

Someone call security!!!!!


Hmmm, do you notice "groin injury" is becoming a recurrent theme?

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by Sahara on 01-24-06 at 08:00 PM
Ow, ow, ouch, ouchie! *whine whine* Did you SEE how Dave was throwing me all over the floor in practice? I don't WANT to be a hockey stick. *pout* I want a new partner, because this one is out to get me. WWWHHHHYYYY??? WWHHYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEE????? *sob sob*

I did my best last night with the partner I had to work with, believe me. *sigh* (But why did HE get to wear the cool clothes?) I literally skated circles around him. I wanted him to not be noticed so everyone would see ME in all my refined glory, but they must have noticed him, because look at the scores! Yikes!

Well, I need to go prepare for my next interview for "The Insider". I practice over and over again reading the words monotonously, and I think I am doing a super job! You all have the pleasure of watching me every day this week, you know.



I crossed my fingers and everything hoping for Jillian to fall down. Maybe I need to give Tonya a call...

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-24-06 at 08:16 PM
I crossed my fingers and everything hoping for Jillian to fall down. Maybe I need to give Tonya a call...

Girlfriend. (not.) We won't need Tonya if you keep that up. I do have an inner beyotch too, though I rarely need to use it since I'm so smart. (I just outwit people with my quick mind and mouth.) All you have is your retired coach husband going for you. I've got John Zimmerman! Sighhhhhh. He is sooo dreamy! But I'm all business, and I can concentrate as well as any Olympic skater *sniff*

Better watch out, Nan! I will not be falling down.


unless you decide to call one of Tonya's goons. grrrruff!

"Scott, please..."
Posted by Sahara on 01-24-06 at 08:17 PM
...stop your high yelping voice! I am already spooked on the rink without that scaring me all the time. Don't you know that you are to read in a low, level, monotonous voice? Geez!


"RE: Scott, please..."
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-24-06 at 09:24 PM
Had my boobs not grown to the size they are, missy, you would have had some serious competition back in the day.


yours? non-existent. :p

"Hey, missy, leave my boobs out of this!"
Posted by Sahara on 01-24-06 at 09:41 PM
You, my dear, don't even leave yours all the way in your outfit. I will laugh and laugh when they hit you in the face during one of your inferior little jumps.


At least everyone knows mine are real. :p

"RE: Hey, missy, leave my boobs out of this!"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-24-06 at 10:01 PM
Now wait just a SECOND, Mrs. Nan. (You ARE still married, aren't you?!) I cannot understand how someone could spawn a kid or two and not gain at least SOME weight. Who wants to see a broomstick waltzing around the ice?


PBBBTTTTT!

"RE: Hey, missy, leave my boobs out of this!"
Posted by Sahara on 01-24-06 at 10:32 PM
I am very happily married, thank you very much! I actually did put on some weight after I had my boys, but being the dedicated athlete I am, I took it right off again. Jerry LOVES my figure, so there! I fit into his arms just like a hockey...oh, never mind!

And my millions (or is it billions?) of fans love seeing me skate...it's hard to jump gracefully when you have too much weight to lift (ahem!).


"RE: Hey, missy, leave my boobs out of this!"
Posted by Sahara on 01-25-06 at 05:26 PM
Who wants to see a broomstick waltzing around the ice?

Better to be the broomstick than to be the witch!


"RE: Hey, missy, leave my boobs out of this!"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-25-06 at 07:24 PM
Witch?! Witch?! Which Witch?! That partner on your arm? I am waaaayyy funnier than he is. Don't you watch Good Day L.A.? I have an EVERYDAY show. That's talent.

And MY partner's da BOMB, baby!


not to mention me, myself and I!

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by Sahara on 01-24-06 at 10:24 PM
>Next week - someone's gonna bleed!
> Make sure to tune
>in.

Oooo, I hope it is Jillian, I hope it is Jillian!

And I hope it isn't me. I know people are still out to get me... *shudder*


"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by Sahara on 01-25-06 at 05:03 PM
Okay, it has been brought to my attention who is bleeding next week. Thank goodness it isn't me! I was so scared!


Grrr...I wish it was Jillian, I wish it was Jillian....

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-25-06 at 07:27 PM
Dearest broomstick, you have already bled. In front of the entire world! Cried, too. Whine whine, boo hoo!


That silver was a sympathy gift, hunnibuns.

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by Sahara on 01-29-06 at 08:52 PM
It was NOT a sympathy gift! If I had not been injured and permanently traumatized, I would have had the GOLD, babycakes!

*sob*sob* WWWHHHHYYYY didn't I get the gold, I deserved it so much! *WAAAA!!!!*

<pouting> And I do not whine, I don't know WWWHHHHYYYY people keep saying that. *sniff*sniff*


You little witch, you.

"RE: Be the Skating Celeb 1.2"
Posted by survivorscott on 01-25-06 at 02:01 PM
What were thos judges thinking? I have never skated before in my life, you might as well have asked me to sing in a mall like that tramp Tiffany!

And did I mention I was on Broadway I actually played Sandy in Grease so I was sooo into charater.

I just wanted to say hi to my lustbunny Survivorscott. "Hey Baby!"

Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger

"So, "
Posted by Angelfood on 01-25-06 at 02:52 PM
>And did I mention I was
>on Broadway I actually played
>Sandy in Grease so I
>was sooo into charater.

Well, now we know where you got that hideous wig for Danny. I saw Grease on Broadway, but McKenzie Phillips was Rizzo.

*ps. If you're too young to know who that is, don't ask. Thanks.

"RE: So, "
Posted by Sahara on 01-25-06 at 05:00 PM
Don't worry, I'm ancient too, I can much more easily name who was in then than who is in now!


Ok, which wise guy hid my cane?

"RE: So, "
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-25-06 at 07:29 PM
Me too!


I've got it. I need it more than you do.

"They love me!!"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-25-06 at 03:15 PM
Well,
I'm sure that many of you wonder why I am doing this show. I mean, not that Wheaties has called me lately, and I have a great family life and all. But, when you're a desperate attention whore on the grand scale that I am, you get a certain yen, an internal longing, if you will. You may stray from tv, but one day you feel that you HAVE to do it, you have to return to the old familiar. You know with all your heart that you must perform for an audience, or you will die. Or maybe both at the same time if it's during sweeps week. Which is what makes this show so appealing to you and such a perfect fit for me: the element of DANGER and the UNKNOWN. Frankly, I would have preferred to do Dancing with the Stars, but there were some logistical problems. It's kind of embarrassing to admit, but I have certain environmental parameters I have to work in. And so, the ice, being at the bottom of the temperature scale that it is, is the perfect atmosphere to ensure that my plastic surgery and makeup stay adhered to my face. For hours on end.
And thus, was born ... Bruce the Artistic Athlete.



I'm just temp-ing for Bruce, he's still open.

"RE: They love me!!"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-25-06 at 07:32 PM
A veritable Van Gogh you are, Brucie Boy. (I should say, your makeup lady.)

Milk your time left for all it's worth, hon!


You do realize that 12 of your 15 minutes are up already?

"RE: They love me!!"
Posted by Sahara on 01-29-06 at 08:59 PM
Hmmm, maybe Bruce is the witch. "I'm melting, I'm melting!" Better stay away from Jillian, she really thinks she is HOT! One look at those boobs could do you in.


Luv ya, Jillian, honey...NOT!!

"Whiiinnne"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-25-06 at 08:33 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-26-06 AT 01:32 PM (EST)

There's this chick (at least I think it's a chick, since the name resembles "drippy faucet" - no gender insinuation there) on some message board on the internets and she thinks I'm making too much of my groin pull. Guess I'll have to beef up my acting skills. Somebody shut her up already!

And her critique! *sniff* That drippy faucet is just a world-class judge wannabee. First off, I need to show my serious side so that the jaded peeps out there in viewerland won't avoid voting for me because of my peppy personality. I know how those types are. After all, I've made it pretty high up in *Hollyweird*, that empire full of jaded, bored snarkbunnies (and hares). Damn proud of that fact, too! I've played my cards right (my unabashed begging at Fox didn't hurt either!), and I've done very well for myself, thankyouverymuch.

And that was a mohawk, drippy drip! Some big former competitive skater you are, having to walk through the steps in your bedroom! Shoulda gotten that just by watching the telly screen, girly girl. Slipping a bit?! At least you didn't mess with my layback. Siiiiigh. That was a beautiful sight, wasn't it? (And it felt so groood, tee hee.)

And those silly judges! They shoulda realized that I was just holding back the other night due to the fact that I'm totally terrified of actually injuring my groin - for real. But they'll see. I'm the best. Deborah's got nuthin' on me. (Dave and Bruce are already toast.) The one I'm worried about right now is Kristy. Hmmm....... she did pretty well the other night.

Back to work - and some potential groin-tearing with that hottie partner of mine. On second thought? Not.
I'm in 1st place! There's a reason for that.

So take that, drippy faucet!

(Edited because my silly personal assistant can't really type. It's so hard to find good help these days.)


smooches to WaterDrop - thanks for the material, babe!

"RE: Whiiinnne"
Posted by Sahara on 01-29-06 at 09:07 PM
I think you and John had better stop practicing that "layback". I'm tired of wasting time waiting for the rink to refreeze. Funny, that has never happened when we practice! Whoever practiced after US the last time had to wait because the ice was frozen too hard. I wonder why.


It's amazing how much you can practice after that groin injury.