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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-07, 08:18 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Pretty obviously, Christian, for one.Intelligence, for another. "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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08-20-07, 10:46 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
There is internet up there!Runs to blogs.  Sharnina has outdone herself this time!
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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08-20-07, 10:46 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
reality Sharnina has outdone herself this time!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-07, 03:34 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Abstinence
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-07, 06:29 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Sanity Sobriety Sense, Common
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-21-07, 10:33 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
I highly doubt she could have filled out the application forms by herself, much less figured out how to download them. Any word on whether she was stunt casted?
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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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08-21-07, 10:56 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
I highly doubt she could have filled out the application forms by herself,What does "Application" mean? much less figured out how to download them. What does "download" mean? Any word on whether she was stunt casted? What does "word" mean? 
Damnit, Amber, stop trying to take over my computer? OK, OK, Amber, the word "damnit" is something people say for emphasis. OK, OK, "emphasis" is when you really want to make sure people see a particular word you're trying to say. Arg, "particular" means **head explodes**
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tweets 41 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-22-07, 00:16 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
She would be great on Leno's "Jay Walking". ![]()
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-22-07, 01:34 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Oh My Heck - That is who she reminds me, the girl on Jay Walking
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Puffy 6571 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-23-07, 11:56 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
"...Amber waves of grain..." ©Snidget Creations, 2007
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 11:37 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
This goes against every grain in my body, but...I have to come to Amber's defense here. Girl's not fat. She's just got a little pudge. No different from most people, really. Her problem is that she's completely delusional about everyone else's perceptions of her body. You should really read my crappy blog
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thecrossbowkid 40 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-27-07, 11:47 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Ummm, you think so? Her comments on how she could be a "model" after BB is over caused deep belly laughs in my living room last night. Before this, I had taken the liberty of Teevo-Freeze Framing some of the semi-nude shots of the gals- and Amber not only has "pudge", but a misshapen body with no hips and a skanky tattoo over her butt crack. "Delusional" is being kind.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 03:45 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-07 AT 03:47 PM (EST)Well of course you are right, she just has a pudge, and many of us would kill to just have that just little bit of baby fat. But for a really minor amount of extra flesh, she sure shows it off in unflattering ways. Even the editors mercifully just showed a quick flash of her in a bikini after (and they are so deliciously cruel) she started talking about her post BB8 career. The cameraman, and especially the editors, must be just rolling in the aisle with all the material she gives them. Those hip hugger pants she wears, with a roll just above the belt line. They always manage to show a shot of her walking away, jerking her pants up over that roll. She does manage to make a pudge seem like fatso city, to me. But that's all exterior. Let's talk about the mind of Amber....? Or the spiritual Amber.....?
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 05:30 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
I'm with you, Slicey. She's not really fat. But she dresses in a way that makes her look like a beast. She looks as good as any young woman looks who never seems to exercise and has had a child. She could look good, if she had a clue.But modeling??????? What planet are she and Jameka on? Have they ever looked at a model? It's not just the muffin top, though that's bad enough. The hair, the not-ugly-but-not-exactly-beautiful face, the lack of any cheekbones whatsoever? I have a feeling that the big thing she thinks god has promised her after BB is a stint with Stacey and Clinton. "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 06:30 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
First, Muffin top? that's hilarious, I hadn't heard that before. And it fits so well. Muffin top! Ha.second, unflattering? OK, now that's a word that can one use without thinking about it, but to focus on it, it seems weird. It's an LSD word. Spell check seems to like it, though. But I'm with you in defending Amber, reluctantly, she makes the show worth watching in a train wreck way. Her cluelessness in attire carries through her whole thought process IMO. It is possible that her clothes fit better when the show began, she eats like a cement mixer, and has probably gained some weight while on the show. I still wonder why taking the short cut, and just asking God for lots of money hasn't occurred to Amber. If I had god on a string like that, I probably would.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 03:59 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
I agree that Amber isn't fat, she has a pretty normal level of pudge and probably is within the healthy weight for her height.Unfortunately that usually doesn't make you model material. She either needs to add a few pounds with a lot of toning up and go for plus size, or lose more weight than is really healthy and tone up what is left. But the time the do the next set of casting she may be too old for "ANTM", the application for cycle 9 went up to 27 but they rarely take anyone over 22 or 23 and this year's crop seems to be really young. Not sure when her birthday is, but... I also agree that she dresses in ways that accentuates the pudge and the places where her figure isn't that good. She needs "What Not To Wear" much more than she need "ANTM". 
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 04:19 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-07 AT 06:10 PM (EST)All in all, I gotta say, though, Amber is a lot of fun. In cruel laughing at you way. That's saying a lot, she has heavy duty competition in that department this year, Danielle is Soooooooooooooo inane, D1ck is out to lunch, Jameka is, is, well, she is kinda fun in an unconsciously blasphemous way. Jess is just, I don't know, dumb? unworldly? home-schooled by a chimp? But Amber does take the cake. I don't remember laughing at the hamsters this much in prior years, and she's the main reason. The others are a good supporting cast, though.
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-07, 08:31 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
I wasn't saying Amber is obese. I just laughed at the way she said it: "I'm not as small as I look." For someone who has such a high opinion of herself, it was funny how she seemed to want to avoid any mention of her fat, pudge, muffin top or whatever you want to call her very ordinary, "could cut a dessert or two", figure. Was she afraid the modeling agencies were listening?!!
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08-27-07, 11:21 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-07 AT 11:23 PM (EST)** Ring *** HELLO, Waaaaaaaaaaaaamber? This is DOG speaking.... Do you remember when you thought you were "model"material after I gave you ALL that money from the TV show, BB8?? You must donate all of it to the ASPCA.... NOW! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaamber: DOG? DOG WHO?
Dog bless you Dog!
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-28-07, 10:07 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Well, that will make her happy. She'll think she's modeling. "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine
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mia rules18 409 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-29-07, 07:10 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Other words Amber does not know the meaning of..." |
Yeah, I know, I was disturbed by this one. Does anyone think maybe she was faking that one on the Power of 10? Perhaps she wants to be seen as that "beauty and no brains" type? Maybe she wants the words "I don't know what that means" to be her catch phrase?
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