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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Public Service Announcement"
Bebo 20943 desperate attention whore postings
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05-18-16, 05:29 PM (EST)
 
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"Public Service Announcement" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-16 AT 05:29 PM (EST)Hi, I'm Bebo. I'm not a doctor, but I play a moderator for reality TV. I'm here to talk to you about a serious problem. There has been a significant outbreak of a disgusting disorder called PBOWS. PBOWS, or Piss Bebo Off With Spam, has spread through landlines, email addresses, cellphones, and even internet forums. What are the signs of PBOWS?
- Using an American name in an attempt to mask your Indian accent while you pretend to offer Windows support.
- Thinking that I would rather take a survey than eat dinner or watch paint dry.
- Offering to set me up with MILFs or helping me to grow my male appendage even though I am an awesome chick with a fabulous rack who doesn't need one of those silly little appendages.
- And, of course, wanting to sell me a fake passport. Tell you what, I'll be happy to meet you in a particularly warm place - you go first and wait for me there. Side effects of PBOWS include:
- Yelling
- Calling you names
- Not just speculating you are compensating for something - just flat out saying that you are compensating.
- Incessant mocking
- Removing your stupid posts from the forums, even I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. True, you're not a celebrity, but I'll get you our of here anyway. Do not cross the Bebo. Especially not on the night of the Survivor finale. Consider this a black box warning on the f'in instructions.
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kingfish 19098 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-16, 09:15 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Public Service Announcement" |
Ring ring ring.Hello. How are you today? What? Three teams are racing for the finish right now? Jeff is reading the final voting results for sole survivor? Well, I think you'll agree that this message is more important that a trivial final episode of a reality show, or even of the last episode of CSI Alpha Centuri. Hi. My name is Bill, and I want you to think for a moment about those poor little big eyed abandoned pets that could be someone's treasured pet. If you could see my mournful tear streaked face you'd be crying too, they are just so darn cute. And they could be your's Bebo, as many as you like, they could be your pets and they would be there to provide protection from all those nasty spammers. Ugh! I just hate them, don't you? Here's how. Using our handy dandy doggie instructional shock collar ($19.99, and if you respond right now with a high limit credit card, you get two for the price of one) they can be readily taught to attack phones during crucial TCs, and to tear the throat out of anyone who's hand even comes close to your front door bell between 8:00pm (7:00 pm central) and 11:00 pm (10:00pm central) on final Tribal Council nights. We've had tremendous success with our Spam guard dogs, and Speaking of things tremendous, we'd like to get your feelings (this isn't a survey, we just want to get you to answer a few questions) about why Donald Trump should be the next Czar leader of the free world with the power to enforce that freedom using the most destructive weapons the world has ever seen, and who has promised to keep America White, like the Lord (you are a good Christian, aren't you, who believes that America was meant to be white? If not, please stay on the line for a message from the Reverend Billy Bob) intended. He also wants to make sure that everyone has to show their driver's license before taking a pee, and a birth certificate before going #2 to make sure that your kids are protected from being in a place where stuff doesn't come out of the wrong holes. Finally, about that silly appendage, and that fabulous rack, we have a deal for you. We want you to try, free for one month, a new web site called "Picture This" where you can win free dates with elite (our definition) society type males/females (your choice) just by posting pictures of those silly appendages and racks. It is a no kidding one time only full time job offer, and if that silly appendage has been grown artificially, well, we have a backlog of customers for that. Waiting to hear from you Bebo, just keep in mind that there is a slight (10 hour) time difference between the your state and mine. And if you want to use the bathroom, you might want to consider getting a new passport of the highest quality...
A Tribal Whoopee! We're all gonna fry.
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kingfish 19098 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-16, 08:32 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 05-23-16 AT 10:38 AM (EST)Doesn't every one here like to play Doctor? I get to be the Sturgeon fish. (BTW, Thanks Bebo, or whoever it was (I'm assuming it was you) that deleted certain posts).
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foonermints 13362 desperate attention whore postings
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05-24-16, 09:36 PM (EST)
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7. "I Only Play a Toad on TV" |
And in Romania it sounds like I don't need quaaludes, unlike Bill Cosby 
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kingfish 19098 desperate attention whore postings
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05-30-16, 12:46 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Public Service Announcement" |
You're still wearing that ankle monitor.
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Makes perfect sense to me! 
