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"The Nanny City legislates your bladder."
Estee 56819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-12, 01:31 PM (EST)
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"The Nanny City legislates your bladder." |
As of March 2013, any sugar-containing drink sold outside a supermarket in New York City may contain no more than sixteen ounces of fluid. This includes all restaurants, dance and music clubs, street carts, food trucks, sporting facilities, cafeterias, entertainment venues, strip clubs, movie theaters, street fairs, vending machines, and may stretch to include convenience stores. Frankly, I'm not sure the supermarkets are off the hook.Can we get rid of this ass now?
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cahaya 19168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-12, 03:51 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: The Nanny City legislates your bladder." |
What's next? No more than a quarter pound of beef in a burger or sub? No super-sized fries to go with it? No more than half a pound of steak at a steak house?
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Estee 56819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-12, 04:05 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: The Nanny City legislates your bladder." |
Yes, yes, and yes if you make less than $500,000 a year.
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Estee 56819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-24-13, 10:13 AM (EST)
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17. "Enaction bump." |
This kicks in a few days from now, and the Post ran a long article detailing some of the rules sent out to all the parties who will now Comply Or Else. Three which stood out:A. This does in fact cover mixed drinks. So pitchers and carafes of cocktails which would have soda as an essential ingredient are banned. B. Similarly, you can't sell a pitcher of soda, period. No splitting up contents among ten people at a table -- everyone must have, order, and pay for a separate glass of sixteen ounces of less. C. The delivery places are going to bleed. Let's say you have a few friends over and you decide to order a pizza and get a two-liter bottle of Coke to go with it. You can't. It's now illegal. If you want that amount of soda, you are now ordering a pizza and six cans. Typically, this will be at least $1.50 more, and more frequently $2.50 on up. Are you going to spend that much extra? And I'm talking about one pizza with now-banned bottle. Guess what this does to your average full-scale pizza party. Sentients and gentlebeings, the next candidate for President of the United States.
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Estee 56819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-12-13, 10:04 AM (EST)
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21. "Temporarily overturned." |
The judge ruled it as "arbitrary and capricious", noting that the law doesn't set universal limits and is in fact an attempt to restrict a perfectly legal substance. So naturally, Mayor Michael "I will never listen to anyone who has less money than me!" Bloomberg has sworn to fight this through the last appeal court because, in his words, people are dying every day. That's right: they're dying because they got too much of a freely-available uncontrolled substance which is known to be hazardous in large quantities and as soon as he gets the paperwork filled out, that oxygen is going to be banned.Just wait until he gets to lard-filled fats -- oh, wait: he already did... Meanwhile, money has already been lost. All those large bottles thrown out? Gone. Big containers disposed of? No refunds. 16oz glasses purchased in bulk? Really no refunds. And cares not the jerk in charge, for he got the sales tax out of it and any money you still have will eventually belong to him anyway. For my part, I'm waiting for King Oblivious to figure out that he can dump the 'arbitrary' tag by extending the ban to supermarkets and home brewing.
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03-13-13, 09:42 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: While in Mississippi" |
Say what you will about Mississippi, but every once in a while they get it right.
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