Email this topic to a friend Printer-friendly version of this topic Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)		Previous Topic | Next Topic
Conferences Joe Millionaire Forum (Protected)
Original message

cqvenus 9764 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-27-03, 09:41 PM (EST) "The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Spoilers inside... I thought it might be fun to start a thread where we pick on David for his lying skills in the capacity of convincing these girls that he is, in fact, a millionaire. Blatantly stealing from Survivor Bashers, we will call this the JM Gufus. Yay. Tonight's episode: I nominate the fact that he said he flew the horse over to be pretty hella dumb. I also nominate the fact that he picked up that bench way up over his head and plopped it down another stupid thing to do if you want to convince people you have servants doting on your every need. Your turn. - loves to hate this show ps - I may have to drop this show because I don't think I'm part of the target demographics. The commercial for Hokey Pokey Elmo followed by Annoying Dancing Barney really made me question why I was seated in front of the TV during this program at all.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... Tiger Lily 10-27-03 1  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... Angelfood 10-27-03 2    RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... ginger 10-28-03 3  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... Chrissy gal 10-28-03 4    RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... Swami 10-28-03 5  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... jkokoj 10-28-03 6    RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... ginger 10-28-03 7        RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... jkokoj 10-28-03 9        RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... lroy 10-28-03 13  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... love2smile 10-28-03 8  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... rose 10-28-03 10    As far as I know moonbaby 10-28-03 11        RE: As far as I know rose 10-28-03 12  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... Ahtumbreez 10-29-03 14    RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... motorkitty 10-29-03 15        RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... ginger 10-29-03 16  RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus... Guppin1234 10-29-03 17

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-27-03, 10:15 PM (EST) 1. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" "I nominate the fact that he said he flew the horse over to be pretty hella dumb." I second this motion. 2nd on my list: when he said "Holland. That's where they wear the wooden shoes, right?" yet again. Didn't he already confirm this with Sir Paul last week? (Not that this would necessarily make them suspicious, but it sure as hell was a dumb thing to say.) Sentence first. Verdict afterwards.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 10-27-03, 11:21 PM (EST) 2. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Of course, I agree with the 2 biggies above. But can I shamelessly add: Choosing Lina and Olinda and Alessia to give a necklace to? Maybe the producers asked him to keep them so they would have some Drama Queens for a while. Muahahaha. Evil Queen in Disguise   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-28-03, 11:46 AM (EST) 3. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Well, he 86d one potential biotch but kept another. I hope all the cats grow claws. Not really interested in seeing a European Zora/Cinderella type emerge (e.g., "I've never been given a pearl necklace before"). My "favorite" (or the one that made the best snarklevision) was the nasty one who grabbed all the dresses and spoke bad French last year.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Chrissy gal 1413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-28-03, 11:56 AM (EST) 4. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" >>ps - I may have to drop this show because I don't think I'm part of the target demographics. The commercial for Hokey Pokey Elmo followed by Annoying Dancing Barney really made me question why I was seated in front of the TV during this program at all.<< I read your post before I watched the show. I pointed out the ads to my husband. We both thought that someone made a mistake and will be in trouble for putting the commercials on the wrong show. It was really funny though!! GUFUs 1 - Not having the "ball" in a place where they could mingle better. All the girls just sat there! 2- Not having them dance to some American Country Music. Chrissy gal "Never underestimate the potential psychosis of a reality show contestant." managerr   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Swami 5883 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-28-03, 01:34 PM (EST) 5. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Yeah, the whole show is a gufu, but what the hell kind of dancing was that they did? The Minuet? Okay--I don't go to balls much (actually--never) but no one I know dances like that! Is there, like, a name for it? IceCat is a Genius   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-28-03, 02:28 PM (EST) 6. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Out of pure curiosity I watched this show last night. WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME! Whew glad I got THAT out. Does this Joe remind anyone of Woody Harelson on Cheers? And these cheesy woman from Sweden, Holland, etc.?! WTF? Those women are ridiculous! I will have to say that nothing about this show made me want to watch again.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-28-03, 03:46 PM (EST) 7. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" It's a trainwreck all right. But it fills my need to have a really really bad show on Fox in my "reality" lineup. I think we should have put Nailbone up for this job. I'm sure he can hoist an ottoman just as high above his head as Vaqero Ho Smith. And he has a very nice smile. Assumes NB would not be adverse to being surrounded by scantily clad women with accents.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-28-03, 05:03 PM (EST) 9. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" LOL I am sure NB would comply. Maybe we should nominate him next round! Not sure his wife would like that though!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

lroy 536 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 10-28-03, 11:28 PM (EST) 13. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" >It's a trainwreck all right. >But it fills my need >to have a really really >bad show on Fox in >my "reality" lineup. I second that! My DF is like, "what the f*%K?" when i tuned in. i told him that now that PHo is done i needed some trash TV to round out my television watching. I can only get so far on Curb Appeal, House Hunters, & Survivor. ~lroy   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

love2smile 194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-28-03, 04:17 PM (EST) 8. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" LOL Yea......that WAS dumb. That's why he can't lie. Your brain has to think quick in the situation he's in, and he just can't do it! I think he's very cute, but BOY! He is dumber than a doorknob! lol   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

rose 313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 10-28-03, 07:04 PM (EST) 10. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Is this on right now???? I'm in ET, and it doesn't come on until 8, I thought. am i missing it? argghhhhhhh.... a wonderful kyngsladye original   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

moonbaby 17013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-28-03, 07:24 PM (EST) 11. "As far as I know" it isn't on yet, rose. Is this guy too soft-hearted for this show? Whopper lies are part of the deal and he is already having a HUGE problem with it. I find it refreshing to have someone on a reality show who can't lie! God help me, I think I might *heart* this Joe because of it! *dons the hair shirt*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

rose 313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 10-28-03, 07:26 PM (EST) 12. "RE: As far as I know" Good, wouldn't want to miss a chance to slam the doof and his looovely women. (said with much sarcasm) a wonderful kyngsladye original   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-29-03, 08:06 AM (EST) 14. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" I was disappointed they didn't have the girls fight over the dresses, as they did in the first one. That was an entertaining episode in Joe1, I can't imagine how bad it would have been with these girls. TummyBreez a beautiful kyngsladye original   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

motorkitty 33 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 10-29-03, 12:42 PM (EST) 15. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Didn't he tell the first group of girls on their date that he had never been to Europe, and then he told the second group that he had been to Paris to visit friends once before? I think he's going to blow it. I think that these girls are already thinking that something is "fishy"........and he is not smart enough to make up good lies--------he flew his horse over---INDEED!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-29-03, 01:31 PM (EST) 16. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Can't decide if it's an inability to lie, or a lack of wit enough to lie. Vaqueros Ho is not the sharpest spur in the stable. PAUL (quizzing Lil Buckaroo for practice): Is your uncle still living? VAQUEROS HO: Yessir. PAUL: But didn't he leave you $80 million? VH: (blink) (blink) PAUL: Because that would seem to imply YOUR UNCLE IS DEAD, NIMROD! Okay, this is not an exact transcription. But you catch my drift, pardners.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-29-03, 02:21 PM (EST) 17. "RE: The Next Joe Millionaire "Gufus"" Can you imagine David in the bedroom? "Those are your boobs, right? "ps - I may have to drop this show because I don't think I'm part of the target demographics. The commercial for Hokey Pokey Elmo followed by Annoying Dancing Barney really made me question why I was seated in front of the TV during this program at all." Good one. Actually, I think the advertisers were doing a parody on FOX TV executives and David. When David has sex, they refer to it as Hokey Pokey. And the post production party is called "Let's all go down to the Dancing BARNey. Sarcasm is not a crime!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Select another forum Lobby The Amazing Race Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected) American Idol Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected) The Apprentice Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Apprentice General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice Spoilers/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice: Martha Stewart General Discussion Forum (Protected) Big Brother Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Big Brother Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Bashers Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Live Feed Updates And Spoilers (Protected) The Mole Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Mole General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Mole Clues & Spoilers Forum (Protected) Survivor Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Games Forum (Protected)   |--Spoiler Island Fantasy Game Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 6 Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 8 Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Book Forum (Protected)   |--SurvivorMarket Forum (Public) Other Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--America's Got Talent Forum (Protected)   |--America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Protected)   |--The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Flavor of Love / I Love New York Forum (Protected)   |--I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Forum (Protected)   |--Jon & Kate Plus 8 Forum (Protected)   |--Hell's Kitchen Forum (Protected)   |--HGTV Design Star Forum (Protected)   |--Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Project Runway Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--The Real World / Road Rules Forum (Protected)   |--So You Think You Can Dance Forum (Protected)   |--Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Trading Spouses / Wife Swap Forum (Protected)   |--Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected) Non-Reality TV Shows Forums (Conference)   |--24 Forum (Protected)   |--Desperate Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--Grey's Anatomy Forum (Protected)   |--Heroes Forum (Protected)   |--Lost Forum (Protected)   |--Other Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Non-Reality Daytime Soap Shows Forum (Protected) Off Topic (Conference)   |--Temporary Off Topic Forum (Protected)   |--The Help Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Sports Forum (Protected)   |--Story Competitions Forum (Protected) Other Inactive Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--Age Of Love Forum (Protected)   |--Average Joe Forum (Protected)   |--Beauty and the Geek Forum (Protected)   |--Beg, Borrow, & Deal (Protected)   |--The Benefactor Forum (Protected)   |--Boy Meets Boy Forum (Protected)   |--The Casino Forum (Protected)   |--The Contender Forum (Protected)   |--Cupid Forum (Protected)   |--Fame Forum (Protected)   |--For Love Or Money Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Millionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Grease: You're the One That I Want Forum (Protected)   |--Kid Nation Forum (Protected)   |--Last Comic Standing Forum (Protected)   |--Mad Mad House Forum (Protected)   |--My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance Forum (Protected)   |--Nashville Star Forum (Protected)   |--Next Action Star Forum (Protected)   |--On The Lot Forum (Protected)   |--Outback Jack Forum (Protected)   |--Paradise Hotel Forum (Protected)   |--Pirate Master Forum (Protected)   |--Playing It Straight Forum (Protected)   |--The Rebel Billionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Rock Star (Protected)   |--Skating With Celebrities Forum (Protected)   |--The Simple Life (Protected)   |--Superstars of Dance Forum (Protected)   |--The Surreal Life Forum (Protected)   |--Treasure Hunters Forum (Protected)   |--Wickedly Perfect Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Schmo Forum (Protected)   |--Todd TV Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Gilligan's Island (Protected)   |--Forever Eden Forum (Protected) Starting Over Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Starting Over General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Individual Houseguest Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Spoilers Forum (Protected) TemptationIslandSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Temptation Island Everything (Protected) TheOsbournesSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Osbournes Everything Forum (Protected) BootCampBites.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Boot Camp Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Boot Camp Rant/Rave Forum (Protected) LoveCruiseSinks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Love Cruise Everything (Protected) Push-Nevada.net.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Push, Nevada General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Push, Nevada Clue & Hint Forum (Protected) Inactive Forums (Conference)   |--BlowsVivor Forum (Protected)   |--2002 RealityTVWorld Blowie Award Nomination Forum (Protected)   |--September Eleven Forum (Protected)   |--Cornertime Forum (Public)   |--OLD The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor II: The Australian Outback Forum (Protected) TEMPORARY FORUMS (Conference)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Public)   |--Temporary The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)