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"Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!"
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08-26-04, 04:47 PM (EST)
 
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"Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
Previously on The Banana Chronicles...The banana was released from Alcatraz and scurried on down to Hollywood to meet up with Tig_ger, Deonna, and Puffy. A couple of husbands and a couple of dogs tagged along too. Unfortunately the banana almost landed back in jail, after being discovered with Edward Munch's renowned masterpiece, "The Scream", recently stolen from a Norwegian museum.
 The banana hid from the police, posing as a seat filler with Deonna and Tig_ger in the Kodak theater, site of the Academy Awards. 
Then the banana insisted on meeting 3 of its favorite stars, in fact ALL OF OUR favorite stars...Britney Spears and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. The banana wanted me to let out some of its air, so it would look a little thinner, next to Mary Kate and Ashley. (The banana thought Britney had a peach of a pear). Sorry for the poor quality of the photo, but those really are the stars of Britney, Mary Kate, and Ashley.
 And here's another favortie performer of the banana, with a name you can actually read.
 Hide your eyes now if youngin's are reading. The banana went to Frederick's of Hollywood and posed nude with some lingerie. We also went into the Frederick's Museum and saw one of Isabel Sanford's (Wheezy's) nitegowns. (What a nice, full figure you have, Wheezy).
The bananaa tried to fill the shoes of Jack Nicholson, but alas, the banana will never win an academy award, and besides the banana didn't have any sunglasses.
The banana wanted to do a little shopping at Banana Republic.
Then we were part of a star-studded audience..notice Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart, Marilyn Monroe, Charlie Chaplin, Shirley Temple, W.C. Fields, James Dean, and others in the front row? Who are those famous people on the right? OOOH!! They're Puffy, Tig_ger, Deonna, and her two dogs, Mark and Matthew.
 Mr. Tig_ger wanted to get into the act. Here he is at Hollywood and Vine.
The Tig_gers and Deonna planned to bring the banana to the Capitol Records building, pictured in the background, hoping for the banana to cut an album, sort of a parody of "I Heard it Through the Grapevine", called "I Heard it in the Banana Tree"
RollDDice requested a picture of the banana with Fay Wray..here it is, Mr. Dice:
The sun was setting, time was running out, and Puffy did not want to give up the banana. Right in front of "The Erotic Museum" (see plaque on the wall), Deonna and Puffy had a little, shall we say, "tug of war" because Puffy didn't want to let go. Deonna won and the banana took off for San Diego.
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 04:53 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
Puffy darling, you are too funny  Love the nana in the lingerie *wolf whistle* Tigbee and Deonna! Beautiful ladies and *hubba hubba* for Mr. Tigger. How cute that Mark and Mathew met the banana  LOL at the last picture although I am a little teary-eyed. Puffy, are you ok? Will you survivie without the nana? *BIG HUGS* You've done the Bananapalooza Tour proud Puffy! Great pics!!!
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08-26-04, 04:55 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
Tears in my eyes, Nookie, Tears in my Eyes. Life is a vacuum ever since the banana left. And no, I will NOT be vacuuming.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 06:33 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
Where were you last week Wanda? It was Me, Breezy the banana and the pudding pool. The banana won but had to split soon after.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 07:54 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
Hey, I'm stalking you!!!
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 09:28 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
You called. Here I am. *stalk*
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 09:39 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
Are you kidding. That's where I'm most comfortable. I think the banana is a stalker too. I keep running into him in the bushes.
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08-26-04, 10:05 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Hooray For Hollywood! Banana meets the stars!" |
That's okay, mine has always gone there.
*smooch*
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