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"OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement"
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"OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Greenmonstah and rollDdice are pleased to announce their engagement and plan to marry in a fall ceremony at the OT Forum Hall. The bride-to-be is the sistah of many OT regulars. Monsty received her Bachelor of Arts degree in Scary Studies from Grendel Mom's College of Monstering in 2004. She also holds many PhreDs in the field of science. She is currently employed as Breezy assistant and Augie's Post it note dispenser-er. She is working two jobs to save for a monkey. The groom-to-be is the son of Vegas High Rollers. He is currently employed as OT Siggy Designer. The OT chicks dig his pixals. He is fond of people blowing on him for good luck. Roll expressed his intentions to Big Sis Augie in the following PM: Dear Augie Von Doggie, You asked what my intentions were regarding greenmonstah, and here they are: Walks on Main Street and a visit to the Malt Shop. Maybe an afternoon movie (PG-13of course) and a hayride. Then a Dutch orgy where we're both covered with chocolate sauce, followed by a visit to a bar down by the docks so we can perfect the fine arts of belching and swearing. We would cap off the evening by swiping stuff from the 7-11. Oh yeah, I also hope to get to second base with Monsty. 
So consider this a sign up sheet. I was thinking Breezy as the organ player. I heard she is VERY experienced on organs, ifyaknowwhatimean. We will need wedding favors, music etc... We must get moving on this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-23-04, 07:54 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Well, I'm fluent in both Babdist and Pagan weddings, if you're interested. I'm not an ordained minister, tho. DW and I did a Wiccan Handfasting for our second anniversary and liked it much better than the traditional one we started with.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 07:59 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
A Pagan undertone has its merits.
I hear it is all the rage in southern society wedding.
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08-23-04, 07:55 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-23-04 AT 08:03 AM (EST)Well, conga-rats! I've got my black suit all ready -- all it needs is a little brushing through of my fur -- and I'm a Dr. so I dunno, but maybe I can conduct the service or something, or even serve as bartender of the open bar (think "Dr Pepe's Dr Pepper Open Bar").
 
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:03 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Dear Dr. Pepe,
Please keep the fur in tact on your black suit. We anticipate fur flying at the reception.Can you work with boxed wine? I know middle sis Bravie will be needing an endless supply.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:07 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
My 'someone's trying to score free gifts' alarms are going off. I think I'll take the morning off and have them looked at. Surely our poor, innocent, not-at-all-greedy Monstah wouldn't be trying to stage a sham wedding just to load up from the gift table, would she?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:16 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
(looks suspicious) If you're Nookie, you'll have to prove it in a way that only Nookie can. Let's see that cat dander.
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08-23-04, 08:11 AM (EST)
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7. "Are you dissing me?" |
I happen to have an organ... well ok it's actually a Fun Machine at home. 
Mind out of the gutters peeps!
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:14 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
I heard about your Fun Machine organ.
Can you play it for us at our wedding?
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08-23-04, 08:17 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
Why sure. It has all sorts of rythym settings, which would you like?
*whack*
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:20 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
how about slow, fast, slow, fast...So, I take it this means you can come?*I am now officially backing away from this portion of the thread*
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:27 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
*WHACK*
*WHACK*
*WHACK*(And if I'm whacking you, you really earned it.)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:41 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
And I'm normally such a gentle, kind, peaceful -- (this post canceled due toexcessive choking)
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:44 AM (EST)
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24. "Pepe!!!!" |
You all need your dirty minds cleaned.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:45 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
In keeping with the theme of many of the posts in this thread, "gagging" is a better word.Either way, I just couldn't swallow it all. (Brave, shut up.)
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:47 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
Okay, as owner of this thread I am closing off this portion of it!
I am sorry I even went there.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:14 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Are you dissing me?" |
Clearly, Monstah's stalking has gotten to the point where she's broken into your house and taken pictures of your Fun Machine. Have you found any shed green fur on the floor in the last few weeks?
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08-23-04, 08:14 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Allow me to offer two things. Number one, the following advice:ELOPE!!! ELOPE!!!! ELOPE!!!! Should you choose to ignore the excellent advice I've just given, then I will offer my services as just about anything you need. Having just finished my own wedding, I like to think of myself as highly experienced in all forms of wedding planning. Just tell me what you need and I'll get right on it. 
Slice'n'Dice circa 2004
Searching for Jillian Barberie since 2004.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:21 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Green wedding favors.Of course!
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08-23-04, 04:57 PM (EST)
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53. "Wedding favors!" |
Now you can use as many or as few of these as you want...
Champagne bubbles, because, well, just look at the guest list.
Red Sox keychains
And a bobblehead of the bride to remember the day with.
And a special garter for the bride.
Slice'n'Dice circa 2004
Searching for Jillian Barberie since 2004.
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08-23-04, 07:18 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Wedding favors!" |
Great wedding items...got any more? Love em. I also liked the green dice that were posted earlier.
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08-23-04, 08:28 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I would like to volunteer my services. I would be more than happy to help Breezy play with her organs. I'm just nice that way.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 08:30 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Make that three quality posts. The one above this canceled one of them out.
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08-23-04, 08:38 AM (EST)
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20. "Hi" |
*shy look* Sorry about that. See what happens when you drink nanners?
and bloody marys, and jello shots, and jungle juice
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08-23-04, 08:44 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Hi" |
Your hair looks so shiny today! Can you bring your new hairbrush to the wedding?
An Augie Original. Action Figure Sold Separately.
And you have an urgent red flag billowing.
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08-23-04, 08:54 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Hi" |
Thankyou! Some sweetheart sent me this awesome brush.
me?
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08-23-04, 08:51 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I am willing to consume mass amounts of alcohol in honor of the two of you and this special event. 
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08-23-04, 08:53 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
You are official toastmaster then.
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Feel free to make one every two minutes. We have an unlimited supply of alcohol.
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08-23-04, 09:03 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I can provide karaoke for the reception where the bride and groom will dance to the first dance, "Monstah Mash"
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08-23-04, 09:09 AM (EST)
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33. "Our little Monsty!!" |
All growed up! I hope people do not think you are a craps table with all that green fur and try to throw Rollie on ya!Does Robert give his blessing? Will there be a sundae bar? Will this coincide with the World Series? Will Sam Adams sign the license? Most important will Mr. Monstah approve of this comingling with the people in the basement? Will Nookie be able to graph this? So many questions! May I be a bridesmaid? I look good in green and I won't shave my toes so I can get the furry look going!
One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!
We can throw green furry dice when it is over at the happy couple.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 09:15 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Our little Monsty!!" |
Every Monstah needs a Zombie as a matron of honor. Consider that your role. And to answer your questions: 1. Robert is awfully fond of Roll.
2. The wedding will be after the Sox win the ALCS.
3. Augie signs all licenses and waivers. (Or not signing them in the case of my monkey waiver.)
4. Mr Monstah will be just fine as long as it does not interfere with his watching of Babylon 5.
5. Instead of the traditional photographer, Nookie will be graphing the meomories from our wedding.
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And now? I must leave you all until later this afternoon.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 09:21 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: Our little Monsty!!" |
2. The wedding will be after the Sox win the ALCS.Why not hold it the day after the Sox win the World Series? Or did I just answer my own question? 
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-04, 09:39 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Our little Monsty!!" |
No, no -- eventually, the umpire will go out to the mound and force them to make up their mind on a pitching change. That never takes longer than seven months.
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08-23-04, 09:16 AM (EST)
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35. "Limo?" |
Well, I don't have a limo... but I've got this swell race car so I'd lvoe to take you and Dice to the reception (yep, you'd ride in my backseat)...
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08-23-04, 10:15 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
*mourns the removal of Rolly from the market*Can I be a bridescat? 
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08-23-04, 04:56 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Yes. As long as there are no hissy cat fits between you and M Catt.
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08-23-04, 04:59 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: do you want children?" |
*snicker*
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We can do something about that umbilical chord string, yes?
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08-23-04, 11:03 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Congrats! Hey, if you want, I can produce the video for you if you want. It's part of my "Lovey Dovey Wedding Series 1.0" 
*goes to get camcorder*
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08-23-04, 11:04 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Since no one is stepping up for RollD, I'll offer my services to him as a groomsman. 
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08-24-04, 04:33 PM (EST)
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79. "RE: Thank you Dweezil !" |
Well, I'm quite sure Breezy and Augie are "working" that night, perhaps they can get us an employee discount at the nudie bar?We're going to Vegas of course!  
Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop Š2004 All Rights Reserved U.C.B. Local #69
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08-23-04, 11:12 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-23-04 AT 11:14 AM (EST)Congrats! I'm guessing you'll have to find a special tailor for your Monstah dress....And have you considered an updo for your lovely green hair? Can I be a reception bartender? 
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08-23-04, 11:51 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Something old
Something keen
Something borrowed
and something GreenI think the garter should have "Snake Eyes" embroidered on it. Do we toss rice, or birdseed, or Monster Mash (breakfast of Grimm)? What will Your Song be?
Mazel tov!
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08-23-04, 11:54 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
What will Your Song be?'Two shots of happy, one shot of sad'. And I can get Matt Dusk to sing it for you! All it takes is a phone call and twenty-eight cents to cover his expenses. (Hair gel comes really cheap in bulk.)
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08-23-04, 11:51 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I call dibs on guest book attendant.
I have the perfect pen for the occasion!
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08-23-04, 03:56 PM (EST)
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49. "Sign right here:" |
Perhaps you can use that pen to sign this monkey waiver...er... I mean wedding license.
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X___________________________ <-------- sign here please.
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08-23-04, 04:30 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Considering that *I* am the only one who knows what RollDDice looks like, then maybe I should ensure that he gets there by giving him away. I also have Bruce Springsteen's "Roll of the Dice" all set for the music for you to use when walking down the aisle.
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08-23-04, 05:01 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Best point brought up so far.
I want someone who can point out my hubby me to be...lord knows I can't.
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51. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Sign me up-alcohol consuming, bridesmaiding (or does cousin Olivia have to be the flower girl?), monkey delivering or what ever else you may need.
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08-23-04, 05:03 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Iggy may be the flowergirl.
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But no germs please. Leave them at your lab. This is a high class event.
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08-23-04, 06:12 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Looks like you still need someone to perform the ceremony.As an ordained minister (OK
stop laughing), boat captain and FL notary I can and have preformed ceremonies. 
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*Although they were legal, not all lasted.*
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08-23-04, 07:25 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Consider it done, Reverend Clueie-chick-a-louie.
The only thing is, I hate wheat. Do you forsee a problem with that?
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08-23-04, 06:15 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Not to get all J. Lo on your happy event, but you ARE working out a prenup, correct Dice? From what I've been hearing, Monsty has a thing for Vegas and strippers.
Hand-picked by JSlice!
Monsty sounds more like Affleck.
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08-23-04, 06:34 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Monsty sounds more like Affleck.Well, they *are* both from Boston.
Coincedence? I think not.
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08-23-04, 07:27 PM (EST)
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63. "Silly Augie..." |
I am from one of the Dakotas...remember?
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08-23-04, 07:46 PM (EST)
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64. "Pffft" |
How dare you stereotype Bostonians in that way?
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Then again...Vegas, strippers, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon.....mmmmm Matt Damon. What was I talking about again?
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08-23-04, 08:43 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Congrats to the happy couple!!! I would love to help out in any way. May I handle your monkey, twirl the guests aas they arrive, be the guest who gets wasted and dances on the tables after making a truly atrocious toast?
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77. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
That one was actually unintentional.I've missed my stalker/stalkee. *smooch*
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67. "for your wedding bouquet?" |
 
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08-24-04, 00:22 AM (EST)
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68. "Bachelorette Partay Bennay" |
Monsty darling, when is the bachelorette partay? I will be more than happy to bust out the thong, and give lap dances to all in attendance. And the best part about it is that, I charge no money! 
Just ask knockers, she knows I give a hell of a lapdance.
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motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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08-24-04, 00:38 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I can bring the cake...
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-04, 11:36 AM (EST)
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75. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I could be the Quality Control Manager and make sure that only the yummy food is placed on the tables.
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-04, 01:20 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
Congratulations! I'll fold the napkins for your reception.
La Métropole
Hopes that we don't see a Bridezilla event.
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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-04, 03:12 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
GMom and I can play a violin duet as you walk down the aisle. Would you rather have the theme song to Survivor or The Apprentice?
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 01:59 AM (EST)
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80. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I'm surprised you didn't ask to get married at the Library's Fine Reception hall. I just had the building restored (there are no longer charred tiles in the foyer).
 
La Métropole
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 07:32 AM (EST)
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81. "Good!" |
I see you got my signed monkey waiver, Kyngslayde. I signed a bunch the other day and wasn't sure if everyone** had received them back. ** everyone except Monsty of course.
Just say No to Monkeys for Monsty
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-04, 07:46 AM (EST)
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82. "Pfffffffffffffft" |
That's it. I am calling your co-worker Jenny and telling her what you said about her.
An Augie Original. Action Figure Sold Separately.
You know...you have this great sidekick, which is me. I follow you around, set you up for jokes, get your slippers for you at night etc...if you get me a monkey sidekick it will allow me to give to you more. Honestly. This is a valid point. Ask Jenny."Look at me. I need you to focus...no! Look.at.me. Pay attention."
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pythonfan 3348 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 11:56 AM (EST)
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85. "RE: OT TIMES: A very special wedding announcement" |
I was gonna offer to bake the cake, but since motormouth has already done so, I'll just volunteer to be the official cake taste tester.
The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
~Charles Schultz
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Sweater_Puffs 269 desperate attention whore postings
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08-27-04, 01:50 AM (EST)
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86. "Congrats..." |
I'm sure you two will have a lot of cute sig pics together.You should do a combo sig pic of GM/RD, a what if they made it kind of thing.
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