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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 04-18-06, 01:37 PM (EST) "Jack Bauer Facts" I hope this hasn't been posted here before, if it has feel free to delete it oh wise blue peeps. Some of these are good and some of these go beyond PG-13. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Jack Bauer Facts tvgeek401 04-18-06 1  RE: Jack Bauer Facts weltek 04-18-06 2  RE: Jack Bauer Facts CantStandToLook 04-19-06 3  Some other faves: AyaK 04-20-06 4  RE: Jack Bauer Facts Ahtumbreez 04-24-06 5  RE: Jack Bauer Facts motormouth 04-25-06 6  RE: Jack Bauer Facts sica077 04-25-06 7

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tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 04-18-06, 04:54 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Jack Bauer Facts" very funny. my favorite: If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". --gotta love Tribe and his awesome siggies! .   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

weltek 16933 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-18-06, 06:19 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Jack Bauer Facts" LOL-good find! Two of my early faves (I haven't read the whole thing yet): Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer. 1654 6.81 Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-19-06, 05:18 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Jack Bauer Facts" Haha...I loved them all. Here's one of my favorites from the list There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer. and my tag that I found in Entertainment Weekly below.... For One Day a Year, Jack Bauer Will Not Neeed to Go to the Bathroom for 24 hours: But once those 24 horus are up, I bet he's in there for a long time ~ Stephen King   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-06, 09:05 PM (EST) 4. "Some other faves:" LAST EDITED ON 04-20-06 AT 09:06 PM (EST) If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. Chase Edmunds waited until he was sure Jack Bauer was dead before he dumped Kim. In the 18 months when Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Bauer isn't around? Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. Upon hearing that he was being played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Kiefer Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. Soylent Green: recycling America, one person at a time.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-06, 03:32 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Jack Bauer Facts" Funniest thing I've read in a while. Loved them all, but not as much as I love Jack   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 04-25-06, 03:09 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Jack Bauer Facts" Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. This one made me *snort*! These are great, thanks for sharing them! I got an Arkie, too!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sica077 523 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-25-06, 11:53 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Jack Bauer Facts" I gotta tell ya, I was giggling like a schoolgirl when I read these. My favorite: "If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says it's beef; then it's f***ing beef." Perfect!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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