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"Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by bystander on 04-18-06 at 01:37 PM
I hope this hasn't been posted here before, if it has feel free to delete it oh wise blue peeps. Some of these are good and some of these go beyond PG-13.

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred

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"RE: Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by tvgeek401 on 04-18-06 at 04:54 PM
very funny.

my favorite: If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".


--gotta love Tribe and his awesome siggies!
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"RE: Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by weltek on 04-18-06 at 06:19 PM
LOL-good find!
Two of my early faves (I haven't read the whole thing yet):

Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer. 1654 6.81

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.


"RE: Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 04-19-06 at 05:18 PM
Haha...I loved them all. Here's one of my favorites from the list There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.

and my tag that I found in Entertainment Weekly below....


For One Day a Year, Jack Bauer Will Not Neeed to Go to the Bathroom for 24 hours: But once those 24 horus are up, I bet he's in there for a long time ~ Stephen King

"Some other faves:"
Posted by AyaK on 04-20-06 at 09:05 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-06 AT 09:06 PM (EST)

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

Chase Edmunds waited until he was sure Jack Bauer was dead before he dumped Kim.

In the 18 months when Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Bauer isn't around?

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Upon hearing that he was being played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Kiefer Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Soylent Green: recycling America, one person at a time.

"RE: Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-24-06 at 03:32 PM
Funniest thing I've read in a while. Loved them all, but not as much as I love Jack
"RE: Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by motormouth on 04-25-06 at 03:09 AM
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

This one made me *snort*!
These are great, thanks for sharing them!



I got an Arkie, too!


"RE: Jack Bauer Facts"
Posted by sica077 on 04-25-06 at 11:53 PM
I gotta tell ya, I was giggling like a schoolgirl when I read these. My favorite:

"If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says it's beef; then it's f***ing beef."

Perfect!