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petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 04-26-06, 06:19 PM (EST) "Shortning Bread?" I've noticed that, over the past few days, that when Iyanla enters the SOH, especially when she's working with a black HG, the turn to Shortning Bread starts playing. What's with that, I wonder?   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Shortning Bread? sharnina 04-26-06 1    RE: Shortning Bread? Mama_Pita 04-27-06 2    RE: Shortning Bread? Lanna42 04-27-06 3  RE: Shortning Bread? pmfmpls 04-27-06 4    RE: Shortning Bread? mamarose 04-28-06 5        RE: Shortning Bread? VelvetElegance 04-28-06 6            RE: Shortning Bread? petmama 05-02-06 7

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sharnina 3075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-26-06, 07:44 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Shortning Bread?" I noticed that today, too. But it was playing today when the HG's were preparing their El Pollo Loco dinner (more product placement). Here are the lyrics just for fun - not the most politically correct but better than the original. Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Three little children layin' in the bed Two were sick and the other 'most dead Sent for the doctor, the doctor said "Feed those children on shortnin' bread" Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread When those children layin' in the bed Heard that talk about shortnin' bread They popped up well and started to sing Skipping 'round the room doing the pigeon wing Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Put on the skillet Put on the lid Mamma's going to make some shortnin' bread That's not all she's going to do Mamma's going to cook us some cocoa too Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread I snuck to the kitchen, picked up the lid I filled my pockets full of shortnin' bread I winked at the pretty little girl and said "Baby, how'd you like some shortnin' bread" Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Got caught with the skillet Got caught with the lid Got caught with my mouth full of shortnin' bread Six months for the skillet, six months for the lid Six months in the jail eatin' shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin' Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Mama_Pita 122 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-27-06, 12:05 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Shortning Bread?" OMG you have way too much time on your hands, Thanks for the lyrics,   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Lanna42 263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-27-06, 12:07 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Shortning Bread?" That was very observant of both of you Petmama and Sharnina.(Sorry,think I've been misspelling your name.)Thanks for the lyrics.LOL. Someones definitely screwing with the background music trying to be funny.Politically correct.......well no......but then WE didn't choose the music.What's next a rendition of "Pop Goes the Weasel"for when Iyanla chases the HG's threw the rose garden during one of her exercises? Or for when Jodi springs up from underneath a hedge to give one of her hugs? I'm not going to be able to get "Mamma's little baby loves shortnin bread" out of my head now. A song to vacuum and dust by.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

pmfmpls 149 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-27-06, 12:24 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Shortning Bread?" for real?? how inappropriate!! I have to listen now...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mamarose 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 04-28-06, 07:42 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Shortning Bread?" Speaking of inappropriate, how about the saxaphony stripper music they used to play when Christina was on, or even more humiliating, the oompa-loompa circus music when Jill was trudging all her "baggage" up the stairs? Doesn't really fit into the supportive intent of the show....   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VelvetElegance 72 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-28-06, 09:33 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Shortning Bread?" Not to pile on but even tho SO has been nominated for a numerous awards, I am often amazed at at surprisingly low production value of the show in general. I mean the blatant product placement that we've spoken about here..The obvious re-dubbed voice overs..and don't even get me started on the non-continuity of editing. How many times have they shown Iyanla talking one minute about something and then they cut away to her in confessional with her talking about the same thing on a completely differnt day on a day long sense past. You can tell the day was long ago based on her weight (which has fluctuated quite a bit this year) and her hair.. It's like they don't even bother with the pretense of continuity. Sometimes, it looks as if Rhonda is actually getting stage direction on camera. Sadly, to me, there is less and less *real* about SO.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 05-02-06, 06:33 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Shortning Bread?" And, let's not forget all those confessional shot of Rhonda over the past two weeks. In the cream and gold sofa upholstery cloth jacket over a greenish ruffled blouse. An outfit she hasn't worn in almost a month. Got too tight, I'll bet.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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