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"Shortning Bread?"

Posted by petmama on 04-26-06 at 06:19 PM
I've noticed that, over the past few days, that when Iyanla enters the SOH, especially when she's working with a black HG, the turn to Shortning Bread starts playing. What's with that, I wonder?

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"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by sharnina on 04-26-06 at 07:44 PM
I noticed that today, too. But it was playing today when the HG's were preparing their El Pollo Loco dinner (more product placement).

Here are the lyrics just for fun - not the most politically correct but better than the original.

Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread

Three little children layin' in the bed
Two were sick and the other 'most dead
Sent for the doctor, the doctor said
"Feed those children on shortnin' bread"

Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread

When those children layin' in the bed
Heard that talk about shortnin' bread
They popped up well and started to sing
Skipping 'round the room doing the pigeon wing

Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread

Put on the skillet
Put on the lid
Mamma's going to make some shortnin' bread
That's not all she's going to do
Mamma's going to cook us some cocoa too

Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread

I snuck to the kitchen, picked up the lid
I filled my pockets full of shortnin' bread
I winked at the pretty little girl and said
"Baby, how'd you like some shortnin' bread"

Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread

Got caught with the skillet
Got caught with the lid
Got caught with my mouth full of shortnin' bread
Six months for the skillet, six months for the lid
Six months in the jail eatin' shortnin' bread

Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread



Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34


"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by Mama_Pita on 04-27-06 at 12:05 PM
OMG you have way too much time on your hands, Thanks for the lyrics,

"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by Lanna42 on 04-27-06 at 12:07 PM
That was very observant of both of you Petmama and Sharnina.(Sorry,think I've been misspelling your name.)Thanks for the lyrics.LOL. Someones definitely screwing with the background music trying to be funny.Politically correct.......well no......but then WE didn't choose the music.What's next a rendition of "Pop Goes the Weasel"for when Iyanla chases the HG's threw the rose garden during one of her exercises? Or for when Jodi springs up from underneath a hedge to give one of her hugs? I'm not going to be able to get "Mamma's little baby loves shortnin bread" out of my head now. A song to vacuum and dust by.

"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by pmfmpls on 04-27-06 at 12:24 PM
for real?? how inappropriate!! I have to listen now...

"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by mamarose on 04-28-06 at 07:42 PM
Speaking of inappropriate, how about the saxaphony stripper music they used to play when Christina was on, or even more humiliating, the oompa-loompa circus music when Jill was trudging all her "baggage" up the stairs? Doesn't really fit into the supportive intent of the show....

"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by VelvetElegance on 04-28-06 at 09:33 PM
Not to pile on but even tho SO has been nominated for a numerous awards, I am often amazed at at surprisingly low production value of the show in general. I mean the blatant product placement that we've spoken about here..The obvious re-dubbed voice overs..and don't even get me started on the non-continuity of editing. How many times have they shown Iyanla talking one minute about something and then they cut away to her in confessional with her talking about the same thing on a completely differnt day on a day long sense past. You can tell the day was long ago based on her weight (which has fluctuated quite a bit this year) and her hair.. It's like they don't even bother with the pretense of continuity. Sometimes, it looks as if Rhonda is actually getting stage direction on camera. Sadly, to me, there is less and less *real* about SO.

"RE: Shortning Bread?"
Posted by petmama on 05-02-06 at 06:33 PM
And, let's not forget all those confessional shot of Rhonda over the past two weeks. In the cream and gold sofa upholstery cloth jacket over a greenish ruffled blouse. An outfit she hasn't worn in almost a month. Got too tight, I'll bet.