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"Theme Songs"
I thought it might be fun to pick "theme songs" for the housemates, past and present, and even the Life Coaches. I haven't put much thought into it yet, but here is one I heard today on the radio.

Lisa1 - "Can't Find a Better Man" Pearl Jam
also, "Minnie the Moocher" Cab Calloway

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 RE: Theme Songs Mama_Pita 02-10-06 1
   RE: Theme Songs ashoka 02-10-06 2
   RE: Theme Songs granny 02-13-06 22
   RE: Theme Songs lifeless_93 02-13-06 24
       RE: Theme Songs SOfan0221 04-09-06 30
   RE: Theme Songs ohsowhat 04-11-06 32
 RE: Theme Songs bentherdunthat 02-10-06 3
   RE: Theme Songs Texas_2_step 02-10-06 4
       RE: Theme Songs ashoka 02-10-06 5
           "I'm Too Sexy" Lisa1 MLP4evr 02-10-06 7
       RE: Theme Songs momof4inVA 04-11-06 31
 RE: Theme Songs beckettrep 02-10-06 6
   RE: Theme Songs EMTBGRL 02-11-06 9
   RE: Theme Songs Mama_Pita 02-11-06 18
       Money songs Cygnus X1 02-13-06 23
 RE: Theme Songs fearlesstw 02-11-06 8
 RE: Theme Songs isittooreal 02-11-06 10
   RE: Theme Songs EMTBGRL 02-11-06 11
 RE: Theme Songs flashwife 02-11-06 12
 RE: Theme Songs JustBNMe 02-11-06 13
 RE: Theme Songs watches too much 02-11-06 14
   RE: Theme Songs trikelady 02-11-06 15
   RE: Theme Songs bentherdunthat 02-11-06 16
       RE: Theme Songs dopeydwarf 02-11-06 17
           RE: Theme Songs turquiosedove 02-11-06 19
               RE: Theme Songs lovemydogdude 02-12-06 20
 RE: Theme Songs EnfanTerrible 02-12-06 21
 RE: Theme Songs JustBNMe 03-22-06 25
   RE: Theme Songs catmama 04-08-06 26
       RE: Theme Songs Sumrsno 04-08-06 27
           RE: Theme Songs EMTBGRL 04-08-06 28
               RE: Theme Songs alliswan42 04-09-06 29
                   RE: Theme Songs staceeturner 04-13-06 33
 RE: Theme Songs JustBNMe 04-13-06 34
 RE: Theme Songs working4aliving 04-13-06 35
 RE: Theme Songs JustBNMe 04-16-06 36
   RE: Theme Songs EMTBGRL 04-16-06 37
 RE: Theme Songs beckyofthevanwykvariety 04-18-06 38
   RE: Theme Songs nikkidemus 04-18-06 40
       RE: Theme Songs geminirose 04-19-06 41
           RE: Theme Songs DCRealityWatcher 04-30-06 42
               RE: Theme Songs AndysLeftBrow 05-01-06 43
                   RE: Theme Songs JustBNMe 05-01-06 44
                       RE: Theme Songs EMTBGRL 05-01-06 45

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1. "RE: Theme Songs"
Christi: "I want a new drug" Huey lewis & the news
Lisa2: "Breaking up is hard to do" neil sedaka
Lisa1: "Super Freak"
Jodi: "Hair"

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2. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 05:40 PM (EST)

TJ - We've got to get out of this place.......if it's the last thing I ever do-o-o

Allison - baby I'm a star

Jill --Big Bottom girls, daddy can you hear me

Jodi - I've got big balls, detachable pen!s

Lisatwit - Gold digger, eurotrash girl

Nulisa - a sorta fairy tale with you

Kim - the Adam's Family theme song

Iyanla - witchy woman

Rhonda - cold hearted snake

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22. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa1 "If I only had a brain" Wizzard of OZ
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24. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa2 to husband: You have lost that loving feeling (I think it is by the Beach Boys)

Dr. Stan: Sharp Dressed Man by ZZtop

IV: Go tell it on the mountain (so the universe can hear you better)

Christie: Pretty Women

Kim: Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

Jill: Baby's Got Back by Sir Mix alot

TJ: To Legit To Quit by MC Hammer

Lisa1: I'm a Barbi Girl by Aqua
Lisa1 to internet man: I think we are alone now sung by Tiffany

Rhonda: I will be watching you (I don't know for sure if this is the title of the song or just a verse)


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30. "RE: Theme Songs"
Actually you lost that loving feeling is by the righteous brothers but is a good song choice.

Also like your zz top choice for dr stan, it really fits.

Jodi - Queen's fat bottom girls would go good

Kelly - the b!tch is back - Elton John

Allison and Kim - 99 bottles of beer on the wall - old bar song don't know who wrote it but pretty sure they were drunk.

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32. "RE: Theme Songs"
Mama Pita
Excellent choices- that's really nailing it!
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3. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 06:44 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 06:42 PM (EST)

The original 6:

1. Allison: Victim-Culture Club
2.XXXtina: Little Miss Can't be Wrong-Spin Doctors
3.T.J.: TNT-AC/DC
4.Jessica: Salt in my Tears-Martin Briley
5. Lisa1: Material Girl-Madonna
OR Don't Shed a Tear-Carrack

6. Jill: Don't Stop Believing-Journey

The newbies:

7. Kim: Emotional Rescue-Rolling Stones
8. Lisa2: Tainted Love-SoftCell
9. Christie: Wasted on the Way-Stills & Nash
10. Jodi: Dude Looks Like a Lady-Aerosmith
11. Kelly: Harden my Heart-Quarterflash

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4. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa 1 They are coming to taking me away high ho to the funny farm.or Your so Vain or Mockin Bird
Jill Dance with my Father Three Times a Lady
Christine Wasn't me
Jessica Don't know she was a hero
T,J Forever in Blue Jeans
Allison As tears go by
Kim You don't own me Rainbow connection
Kelly Season in the Sun
Jodi Child Survive
Christie Stairway to Heaven
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5. "RE: Theme Songs"
season in the sun.........you're killing me!Too funny!

XXXstina - Girls girls girls, Theme from Jaws
Christie - because I got high
Lisatwit - I'm too sexy

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7. ""I'm Too Sexy" Lisa1"
LOL I thought the same exact song for Lisa1! As in:

I'm too sexy for my razor...
I'm too sexy for my big girl clothes...
I'm too sexy for my own credit cards (thank God!)...
I'm too sexy for my assignments...
I'm too sexy for my deadlines...
I'm too sexy for my pajamas...

Any additions?

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31. "RE: Theme Songs"
Texas-2-step
You are too funny. I used to love "seasons in the sun" when I was growing up.Ok I"ll try.

Lisa 1-Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel
Jill- Baby got Back
Christine- Smells like Teen Spirit, Nervania
Jessica-Send in the Clowns, I should really know this
T.J.-Time by Pinkfloyd
Allison-Do You Feel Like I Do? by Peter Frampton
Kim-Stairway To Heaven (no explination needed)
Kelly-The B*tch is Back
Jodi-I Can't stop this Feeling
Christie-Do You Feel Like I Do

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6. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisatwit - Money Money Money Money Can't remember who sang it or even if that's the title or just a line from the song.
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9. "RE: Theme Songs"
Allison's Theme Song: (she wishes) "Popular" from the Broadway musical "Wicked."

especially these parts:

Alphaba (Denise) : You really don't have to do that--
Glinda (Allison) "I know, that's what makes me so *nice!*"

The end of the song, Glinda/Allison

"You'll be popular, just not as popular as MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Lisa2: "Self-Esteem" by The Offspring.
"The more you suffer, the more you show you really care, right?"

Jill: "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
"I would have changed the locks, and asked you for your key, if I'd thought for just one second that you'd be back to bother me." (about her father, whom she referred to as a "sperm donor.")

Christina: "Centerfold," by the J Geils Band. (doesn't the title say it all?)

Kim, "My Name is Luka" by Suzanne Vega.
"If you hear something late at night, some kind of trouble, some kind of fight, just don't ask me what it was. just don't ask me what it was. just don't ask me, what it was."


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18. "RE: Theme Songs"
Pink Floyd sang MONEY...
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23. "Money songs"
I believe she was thinking of "For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays, which is also the theme to The Apprentice.

Lyrics.


The Pink Floyd song is the one that begins with the cash register sounds.

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8. "RE: Theme Songs"
"Help Me Rhonda" for Rhonda
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10. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 01:47 AM (EST)

I gotta good one for Lisa1, but it's a real old blues number...

"You're mean to me?...
Why must you be mean to me?...
Gee, honey, it seems to me...
You love to see me crying... "

--Billie Holliday-- from movie Lady Sings the Blues...

Just had to chuckle since we were endured with those all-so-famous "crockadile" tears.

-Edit-

Also for Lisa1:

I'm sorry, so sorry! Please accept my apologies! -- from "I'm Sorry"

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11. "RE: Theme Songs"
isittooreal

An oldie for Jessica:

"Rubber Ball" (don't remember who it's by)

"Rubber ball, you keep on bouncing back to me."

(for her numerous unexplained appearances)

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12. "RE: Theme Songs"
CrazyLisa Just one "Hit the road Jack"

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13. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 03:16 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 01:21PM (EST)

TJ -I'm Still Standing by Elton John

Christie and Allison -Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet

Lisa1-Tears Of a Clown-don't know who did it; If Loving You Is Wrong I Don't Wanna Be Right-Barbara Mandrel; My Life and You May Be Right (I May Be Crazy)-Billy Joel; Goodbye To Romance and Breaking All The Rules-Ozzy Osbourne; Basket Case-Green Day

Chris-the guy from Australia-Wasted Day and Wasted Nights-Freddy Fender and Get Another Boyfriend-Backstreet Boys; Free Bird-Lynrd Skynrd

Dr. Stan-Who Let The Dogs Out-Baha Men

Allison-The B!tch Is Back-Elton John

Iyanla to Allison and Allison to Iyanla-Everytime You Go Away-Paul Young and I Only Wnna Be With You-Hootie and the Blowfish

Kim-I Want To Know What Love Is-Foreigner

Jodi-Macho Man-Village People

Doborah-Like A Virgin

Rhonda to Lisa1-Go Away Little Girl-Donny Osmond

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14. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa1--I don't want to grow up, I'm a toys r us kid......
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15. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 02-12-06 AT 03:26 AM (EST)

>Lisa1 (for when she comes back in a month) - We Hear Ya Knockin But Ya Can't Come In.

Allison Strawberry Wine

Christie Cocaine

Kim How Do I Live Without You

Jill I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet

Lisa2 Why Not Me

Jodi The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

Kelly Theme from The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Rhonda These Boots Were Made For Walkin

Iylanya The Circle Of Life

Dr. Stan I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Weiner

so there's my 2 notes worth,
;) trike

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16. "RE: Theme Songs"
There was a song from Peter Pan titled I won't grow up, that would work too, wouldn't it?

PETER PAN:
Are you ready for today's lesson?

ALL:
Yes, Peter!

PETER PAN:
Listen to your teacher. Repeat after me:
I won't grow up,
(I won't grow up)
I don't want to go to school.
(I don't want to go to school)
Just to learn to be a parrot,
(Just to learn to be a parrot)
And recite a silly rule.
(And recite a silly rule)
If growing up means
It would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree,
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Not I,
Not me!
Not me!
I won't grow up,
(I won't grow up)
I don't want to wear a tie.
(I don't want to wear a tie)
And a serious expression
(And a serious expression)
In the middle of July.
(In the middle of July)
And if it means I must prepare
To shoulder burdens with a worried air,

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me,
Not I,
Not me!
So there!
Never gonna be a man,
I won't!
Like to see somebody try
And make me.
Anyone who wants to try
And make me turn into a man,
Catch me if you can.
I won't grow up.
Not a penny will I pinch.
I will never grow a mustache,
Or a fraction of an inch.
'Cause growing up is awfuller
Than all the awful things that ever were.
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,
No sir,
Not I,
Not me,
So there!

I won't grow up!
(I won't grow up)
I will never even try
(I will never even try)
I will do what Peter tells me
(I will do what Peter tells me)
And I'll never ask him why
(And I'll never ask him why)

We won't grow up!
(We won't grow up)
We will never grow a day
(We will never grow a day)
And if someone tries to make it
(And if someone tries to make it)
We will simply run away
(We will simply run away)

I won't grow up!
(I won't grow up)
No, I promise that I won't
(No, I promise that I won't)
I will stay a boy forever
(I will stay a boy forever)
And be banished if I don't!
(And be banished if I don't)

And Never Land will always be
The home of beauty and joy
And neverty
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
No sir!
Not me!

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17. "RE: Theme Songs"

been there, thanks!!I love that song!!!

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I'd rather be at Disneyworld

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19. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 11:47 PM (EST)

Jessica: No More Tears--Ozzy Osbourne

Lisa1: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun--Cyndy Lauper
Beat It--Michael Jackson

Christi: Purple Haze -Jimi Hendrix
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer--George Thourogood

Jodi: I Wanna Sex you Up--Color Me Badd
Don't Let Me be Lonely Tonight--James Taylor

Lisa2: Who Are You--Who

Iyanls: Cosmic Thing-= B'52s

Rhonda: L A Woman-Doors
Take the Money and Run--Steve Miller

XXXtina: Little T&A--Rolling Stones

Jill: Hot Legs Rod Stewart

Dr. Stan: Hot for Teacher --Van Halen

Allicon: Desperado --The Eagles

Tj: Bat Out of Hell--Meatloaf

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20. "RE: Theme Songs"
I'm loving this thread
I've always sucked at music as far as who sings what..can know the song word for word but am lost when referring to it.

The only song that comes to mind and I can't even remember the country artist (see how i suck) would be
"It's too late to do the right thing now" (think it's called a little too late?) Anyhow this could apply to all once they drag their sorry little a$$ to that show..

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21. "RE: Theme Songs"
Christina: Roxanne

Karen2 (season 2): White Rabbit

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25. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa1 would sing Take This Job and Shove It by Johnny Paycheck. She reminds me of the song Valley Girl by Moon Unit Zappa

Cassie would sing Reunited by Peaches and Herb; With You I'm Born Again by Billy Preston and Sereta but when I see her I think of the song Go Away little Girl by Donny Osmond

Allison would sing Never Can Say Goodbye by Vanessa Williams


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26. "RE: Theme Songs"
for little christina, i think the bloodhound gang said it best- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
for kim, any song titled "shut up."
jodi, lola by the kinks.
kelly, b!tch by meredith brooks.
christie, supermodel by jill sobule.
nulisa, walk on the ocean by toad the wet sprocket.
lisa1, tears of a clown by the miracles.
rhonda and iynala, witchy woman by the eagles.
cassie, i'm a little teapot (complete with dance!).
eh, that's all i've got!
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27. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 04-08-06 AT 01:33 PM (EST)

All the posts are very funny, so here is my addition.
XXtina--Private Dancer by Tina Turner.
Jodi-- The Gambler by Kenny Rogers
For the SO house--Hotel California--by the Eagles
Kelly-- Petticoat Junction song. (That's Kelly Jo, she's a movin kinda slow at the Junction.)
Belinda--For the 9 months I carried you, NO Charge (Don't remember the artist)
Lisa2--Reaching for my Goal, by Brian Mcknight
Christie-- I feel Pretty, from West side story


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28. "RE: Theme Songs"
How about for Jodi?
"Queen of My Double Wide" (country song, don't remember the artist.)

Or, also for Jodi, the Julie Brown song, "I Like Them Big and Stupid." (meh. speed dating.)

For Kim, also Julie Brown, "Homecoming Queen's Gotta Gun." (Everybody run! the homecoming queen's gotta gun!) --Kim aka "Homecoming Queen." Orrrr, for Kim, "Don't Let Me Get Me" by Pink. "Every day I fight a war against this mirror, of the image staring back at me..." (meh. go use the bathroom with the smaller mirror!!)

Lisa2-Self-Esteem, by the Offspring, particularly the line, "The more you suffer, the more you show you really care-------right?"

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29. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa1-"Should I stay or should I go?"-the Clash (I think)
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33. "RE: Theme Songs"
how about there is "A tear in my beer"? for Christie.

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34. "RE: Theme Songs"
Jodi--Lovin, Touchin and Squeezing-by Journey I think
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? By the Bellamy Brothers

Christie-I'm too sexy

Bethany-the theme of Calgon-take me away. Granted it is not a song but close enough LOL

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35. "RE: Theme Songs"
Kelly - Billy Joel's My Life particularly the chorus;

"I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm all right
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone"

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36. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-06 AT 06:51 PM (EST)

Allison & Kim-Gin & Juice-by Snoop Dog & I Drink Alone-not sure who it is by but I heard it while radio stationsurfing today and started laughing.

Dr. Stan when thinking of meeting with the HG's- Send In The Clowns-by Judy Collins and Scream by Janet and Michael Jackson

Kelly-Crazy by Patsy Cline; I Drive Myself Crazy by N Sync and Devil Woman by Cliff Richards

Bethany-Tears In Heaven

Allison-Don't You Forget About Me-by Simple Minds

Jodi-Nookie by Limp Bizkit & when a HG leaves she sings Don't Leave Me This Way by Thelma Houston

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37. "RE: Theme Songs"
Iyanla and Jodi: "Open Arms" by Journey
Lying beside you, here in the dark, feeling your heartbeat with mine...

Niambi: "Delta Dawn," by Tanya Tucker.

(Partial lyrics):
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby"
All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy
'Cause she walks around town with a suitcase in her hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn
Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
And promised her he'd take her for his bride

Christie: "1985" by Bowling For Soup.
(Partial lyrics):
"Debbie (Christie) just hit the wall. She never had it all. One Prozac a day. Her husband's a CPA. Her dreams went out the door, when she turned 24. Only been with one man. What happened to her plan? She was going to be an actress, she was going to be a star, she was going to shake her a$$ on the hood of WhiteSnake's car. Her yellow SUV is now the enemy. She looks at her average life, and nothing has been all right."

---Yeah. Christie WISHES she had a husband that was a CPA...The rest? Yeah. Fits.---

Christina: "Centerfold," J. Geils Band. "There's my homeroom angel in the pages in between! My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold! My Angel in the Centerfold. I turn away so Angel can't catch my eye."

Kelly: "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses.
(partial lyrics)

"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from
Last year,


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38. "RE: Theme Songs"
Bethany: Should I stay or should i go now, By Clash
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40. "RE: Theme Songs"
Christie- Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd, Jodi-Jerimiah was a bullfrog-Three dog Night
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41. "RE: Theme Songs"
Lisa-- Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake for her psycho obsession with Mr.Internet/and her constant "crying"
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42. "RE: Theme Songs"
Seems like time for an update to add the newest cast members:

Antonia:"Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" followed by "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee
Niambi: "Girlfriend"("How could you let him treat you so bad?") by Pebbles, followed by "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon
Christie: Miss America theme as sung by Burt Parks (she's too old for a more recent version)
Jodi: "Le Freak" by Chic (though other posters did much better with "Dude Looks Like a Lady", "Macho Man" and "Lola"!)
Sommer: "Here You Come Again" Dolly Parton
Cassie: any vinyl album played at 45 RPM

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43. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 05-01-06 AT 03:58 AM (EST)

Antonia - "More"/Andy Williams
or, "Jealous Bone"/ Patty Loveless
Niambi "Me and Mrs. Jones"/Barry White
or, "Who's Makin' Love" (to your old lady, while you were out makin' love)/ Charli Baltimore
Christie - "Take It Easy"/Jackson Browne
"Well I'm runnin; down the road,
tryin' to loosen my load.
I got 7 women on my mind..."
or. "One Day at a Time"/Marijohn Wilkins & Kris Kristofferson
Cassie - "The Menahmenah Song"/The Muppets
or, "The Hokey Pokey"
or, "Homeless"/Ladysmith Black Mombasa
Jodi - "Theme from The Mask"
or, "Phantom of the Opera"
or "Sixteen Tons"/Tennessee Ernie Ford
Sommer - "I Ain't Got Nobody"/Louis Prima
Iyanla - "Babalu"
Iyanla to Niambi - "Tell it Like it is"/Aaron Neville
Rhonda - "Green-eyed Monster"/10CC
Stan "Hot for Teacher"
Andy's Left Brow to Andy Paige - "Nice Legs"(Shame about her face)/The Monks


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44. "RE: Theme Songs"
LAST EDITED ON 05-01-06 AT 12:59 PM (EST)

Theme from Jaws when Jodi sets her sights on a new HG or else is on the prowl for someone to cuddle with or caress.

Addicted to Love for Cassie and Niambi

ETA: The Barney theme song from Cassie to her son and from Jodi to departing HG's.

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45. "RE: Theme Songs"
Niambi -- "Three Hearts in a Tangle" by Roy Drusky.

Three hearts in a tangle one heart will have to break
Tonight as I sit by my window watching the people go by
I'm trying to reach a decision but I know I can't do what's right
Three hearts in a tangle which heart should I take
Three hearts in a tangle which heart will I break

If I choose the one that I should choose then the other heart would break
But if I'll leave them both then I'd suffer which heart will pay for my mistake
Three hearts in a tangle...

OR, also for Niambi:

"Walk On By" by Leroy Van Dyke: (This is how I picture "Situation Man" treating her, and the kinds of things he'd say (sing)

Lyrics:

If I see you tomorrow on some street in town
Pardon me if I don't say hello (hello)
I belong to an other, it wouldn't look so good
To know someone I'm not supposed to know.

CHORUS
Just walk on by, wait on the corner
I love you, but we're strangers when we meet
Just walk on by, wait on the corner
I love you, but we're strangers when we meet.

In a dimly lit corner in a place outside of town
Tonight we'll try to say goodbye again (goodbye)
But I know it's not over, I'll call tomorrow night
I can't let you go, so why pretend.

CHORUS

For Antonia, these choice words from "Dang Me" by Roger Miller.

"Six rounds bought, and I bought five
Spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty seven cents."

(This is supposed to be about a man, but..the "like" and the "spend" well, you know...yeah. Antonia)


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