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"Theme Songs"
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ashoka 72 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-10-06, 05:32 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Theme Songs" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 05:40 PM (EST)TJ - We've got to get out of this place.......if it's the last thing I ever do-o-o Allison - baby I'm a star Jill --Big Bottom girls, daddy can you hear me Jodi - I've got big balls, detachable pen!s Lisatwit - Gold digger, eurotrash girl Nulisa - a sorta fairy tale with you Kim - the Adam's Family theme song Iyanla - witchy woman Rhonda - cold hearted snake
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granny 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-13-06, 09:17 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Theme Songs" |
Lisa1 "If I only had a brain" Wizzard of OZ
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lifeless_93 65 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-13-06, 10:01 AM (EST)
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Lisa2 to husband: You have lost that loving feeling (I think it is by the Beach Boys)Dr. Stan: Sharp Dressed Man by ZZtop IV: Go tell it on the mountain (so the universe can hear you better) Christie: Pretty Women Kim: Can't Touch This by MC Hammer Jill: Baby's Got Back by Sir Mix alot TJ: To Legit To Quit by MC Hammer Lisa1: I'm a Barbi Girl by Aqua Lisa1 to internet man: I think we are alone now sung by Tiffany Rhonda: I will be watching you (I don't know for sure if this is the title of the song or just a verse)
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SOfan0221 828 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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04-09-06, 04:20 PM (EST)
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Actually you lost that loving feeling is by the righteous brothers but is a good song choice.Also like your zz top choice for dr stan, it really fits. Jodi - Queen's fat bottom girls would go good Kelly - the b!tch is back - Elton John Allison and Kim - 99 bottles of beer on the wall - old bar song don't know who wrote it but pretty sure they were drunk.
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bentherdunthat 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-10-06, 06:41 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Theme Songs" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 06:44 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 06:42 PM (EST) The original 6: 1. Allison: Victim-Culture Club 2.XXXtina: Little Miss Can't be Wrong-Spin Doctors 3.T.J.: TNT-AC/DC 4.Jessica: Salt in my Tears-Martin Briley 5. Lisa1: Material Girl-Madonna OR Don't Shed a Tear-Carrack 6. Jill: Don't Stop Believing-Journey The newbies: 7. Kim: Emotional Rescue-Rolling Stones 8. Lisa2: Tainted Love-SoftCell 9. Christie: Wasted on the Way-Stills & Nash 10. Jodi: Dude Looks Like a Lady-Aerosmith 11. Kelly: Harden my Heart-Quarterflash
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Texas_2_step 12 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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02-10-06, 08:05 PM (EST)
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Lisa 1 They are coming to taking me away high ho to the funny farm.or Your so Vain or Mockin Bird Jill Dance with my Father Three Times a Lady Christine Wasn't me Jessica Don't know she was a hero T,J Forever in Blue Jeans Allison As tears go by Kim You don't own me Rainbow connection Kelly Season in the Sun Jodi Child Survive Christie Stairway to Heaven
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-10-06, 09:33 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Theme Songs" |
Lisatwit - Money Money Money Money Can't remember who sang it or even if that's the title or just a line from the song.
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 00:16 AM (EST)
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Allison's Theme Song: (she wishes) "Popular" from the Broadway musical "Wicked." especially these parts: Alphaba (Denise) : You really don't have to do that-- Glinda (Allison) "I know, that's what makes me so *nice!*" The end of the song, Glinda/Allison "You'll be popular, just not as popular as MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Lisa2: "Self-Esteem" by The Offspring. "The more you suffer, the more you show you really care, right?" Jill: "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor "I would have changed the locks, and asked you for your key, if I'd thought for just one second that you'd be back to bother me." (about her father, whom she referred to as a "sperm donor.") Christina: "Centerfold," by the J Geils Band. (doesn't the title say it all?) Kim, "My Name is Luka" by Suzanne Vega. "If you hear something late at night, some kind of trouble, some kind of fight, just don't ask me what it was. just don't ask me what it was. just don't ask me, what it was."
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isittooreal 10 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 01:08 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Theme Songs" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 01:47 AM (EST)I gotta good one for Lisa1, but it's a real old blues number... "You're mean to me?... Why must you be mean to me?... Gee, honey, it seems to me... You love to see me crying... " --Billie Holliday-- from movie Lady Sings the Blues... Just had to chuckle since we were endured with those all-so-famous "crockadile" tears. -Edit- Also for Lisa1: I'm sorry, so sorry! Please accept my apologies! -- from "I'm Sorry"
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 11:21 AM (EST)
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isittoorealAn oldie for Jessica: "Rubber Ball" (don't remember who it's by) "Rubber ball, you keep on bouncing back to me." (for her numerous unexplained appearances)
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-06, 01:20 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 03:16 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 01:21 PM (EST) TJ -I'm Still Standing by Elton John Christie and Allison -Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet Lisa1-Tears Of a Clown-don't know who did it; If Loving You Is Wrong I Don't Wanna Be Right-Barbara Mandrel; My Life and You May Be Right (I May Be Crazy)-Billy Joel; Goodbye To Romance and Breaking All The Rules-Ozzy Osbourne; Basket Case-Green Day Chris-the guy from Australia-Wasted Day and Wasted Nights-Freddy Fender and Get Another Boyfriend-Backstreet Boys; Free Bird-Lynrd Skynrd Dr. Stan-Who Let The Dogs Out-Baha Men Allison-The B!tch Is Back-Elton John Iyanla to Allison and Allison to Iyanla-Everytime You Go Away-Paul Young and I Only Wnna Be With You-Hootie and the Blowfish Kim-I Want To Know What Love Is-Foreigner Jodi-Macho Man-Village People Doborah-Like A Virgin Rhonda to Lisa1-Go Away Little Girl-Donny Osmond
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trikelady 82 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-11-06, 07:02 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 02-12-06 AT 03:26 AM (EST)>Lisa1 (for when she comes back in a month) - We Hear Ya Knockin But Ya Can't Come In. Allison Strawberry Wine Christie Cocaine Kim How Do I Live Without You Jill I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet Lisa2 Why Not Me Jodi The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow Kelly Theme from The Mary Tyler Moore Show Rhonda These Boots Were Made For Walkin Iylanya The Circle Of Life Dr. Stan I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Weiner so there's my 2 notes worth, ;) trike
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bentherdunthat 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-06, 07:20 PM (EST)
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There was a song from Peter Pan titled I won't grow up, that would work too, wouldn't it?PETER PAN: Are you ready for today's lesson? ALL: Yes, Peter! PETER PAN: Listen to your teacher. Repeat after me: I won't grow up, (I won't grow up) I don't want to go to school. (I don't want to go to school) Just to learn to be a parrot, (Just to learn to be a parrot) And recite a silly rule. (And recite a silly rule) If growing up means It would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up Not me! Not I, Not me! Not me! I won't grow up, (I won't grow up) I don't want to wear a tie. (I don't want to wear a tie) And a serious expression (And a serious expression) In the middle of July. (In the middle of July) And if it means I must prepare To shoulder burdens with a worried air, I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up Not me, Not I, Not me! So there! Never gonna be a man, I won't! Like to see somebody try And make me. Anyone who wants to try And make me turn into a man, Catch me if you can. I won't grow up. Not a penny will I pinch. I will never grow a mustache, Or a fraction of an inch. 'Cause growing up is awfuller Than all the awful things that ever were. I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up, No sir, Not I, Not me, So there! I won't grow up! (I won't grow up) I will never even try (I will never even try) I will do what Peter tells me (I will do what Peter tells me) And I'll never ask him why (And I'll never ask him why) We won't grow up! (We won't grow up) We will never grow a day (We will never grow a day) And if someone tries to make it (And if someone tries to make it) We will simply run away (We will simply run away) I won't grow up! (I won't grow up) No, I promise that I won't (No, I promise that I won't) I will stay a boy forever (I will stay a boy forever) And be banished if I don't! (And be banished if I don't) And Never Land will always be The home of beauty and joy And neverty I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me! No sir! Not me!
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 11:31 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 11:47 PM (EST)Jessica: No More Tears--Ozzy Osbourne Lisa1: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun--Cyndy Lauper Beat It--Michael Jackson Christi: Purple Haze -Jimi Hendrix One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer--George Thourogood Jodi: I Wanna Sex you Up--Color Me Badd Don't Let Me be Lonely Tonight--James Taylor Lisa2: Who Are You--Who Iyanls: Cosmic Thing-= B'52s Rhonda: L A Woman-Doors Take the Money and Run--Steve Miller XXXtina: Little T&A--Rolling Stones Jill: Hot Legs Rod Stewart Dr. Stan: Hot for Teacher --Van Halen Allicon: Desperado --The Eagles Tj: Bat Out of Hell--Meatloaf
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-22-06, 06:24 PM (EST)
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Lisa1 would sing Take This Job and Shove It by Johnny Paycheck. She reminds me of the song Valley Girl by Moon Unit ZappaCassie would sing Reunited by Peaches and Herb; With You I'm Born Again by Billy Preston and Sereta but when I see her I think of the song Go Away little Girl by Donny Osmond Allison would sing Never Can Say Goodbye by Vanessa Williams
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catmama 0 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "New Member"
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04-08-06, 04:11 AM (EST)
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for little christina, i think the bloodhound gang said it best- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. for kim, any song titled "shut up." jodi, lola by the kinks. kelly, b!tch by meredith brooks. christie, supermodel by jill sobule. nulisa, walk on the ocean by toad the wet sprocket. lisa1, tears of a clown by the miracles. rhonda and iynala, witchy woman by the eagles. cassie, i'm a little teapot (complete with dance!). eh, that's all i've got!
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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04-08-06, 10:40 PM (EST)
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How about for Jodi? "Queen of My Double Wide" (country song, don't remember the artist.)Or, also for Jodi, the Julie Brown song, "I Like Them Big and Stupid." (meh. speed dating.) For Kim, also Julie Brown, "Homecoming Queen's Gotta Gun." (Everybody run! the homecoming queen's gotta gun!) --Kim aka "Homecoming Queen." Orrrr, for Kim, "Don't Let Me Get Me" by Pink. "Every day I fight a war against this mirror, of the image staring back at me..." (meh. go use the bathroom with the smaller mirror!!) Lisa2-Self-Esteem, by the Offspring, particularly the line, "The more you suffer, the more you show you really care-------right?"
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-16-06, 06:30 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 04-16-06 AT 06:51 PM (EST)Allison & Kim-Gin & Juice-by Snoop Dog & I Drink Alone-not sure who it is by but I heard it while radio stationsurfing today and started laughing. Dr. Stan when thinking of meeting with the HG's- Send In The Clowns-by Judy Collins and Scream by Janet and Michael Jackson Kelly-Crazy by Patsy Cline; I Drive Myself Crazy by N Sync and Devil Woman by Cliff Richards Bethany-Tears In Heaven Allison-Don't You Forget About Me-by Simple Minds Jodi-Nookie by Limp Bizkit & when a HG leaves she sings Don't Leave Me This Way by Thelma Houston
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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04-16-06, 09:23 PM (EST)
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Iyanla and Jodi: "Open Arms" by Journey Lying beside you, here in the dark, feeling your heartbeat with mine...Niambi: "Delta Dawn," by Tanya Tucker. (Partial lyrics): And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today To take you to his mansion in the sky? She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby" All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy 'Cause she walks around town with a suitcase in her hand Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on Then a man of low degree stood by her side And promised her he'd take her for his bride Christie: "1985" by Bowling For Soup. (Partial lyrics): "Debbie (Christie) just hit the wall. She never had it all. One Prozac a day. Her husband's a CPA. Her dreams went out the door, when she turned 24. Only been with one man. What happened to her plan? She was going to be an actress, she was going to be a star, she was going to shake her a$$ on the hood of WhiteSnake's car. Her yellow SUV is now the enemy. She looks at her average life, and nothing has been all right." ---Yeah. Christie WISHES she had a husband that was a CPA...The rest? Yeah. Fits.--- Christina: "Centerfold," J. Geils Band. "There's my homeroom angel in the pages in between! My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold! My Angel in the Centerfold. I turn away so Angel can't catch my eye." Kelly: "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. (partial lyrics) "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong 'Cause it is my favorite holiday But all this year's been a busy blur Don't think I have the energy To add to my already mad rush Just 'cause it's 'tis the season. The perfect gift for me would be Completions and connections left from Last year,
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nikkidemus 186 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-18-06, 06:21 PM (EST)
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Christie- Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd, Jodi-Jerimiah was a bullfrog-Three dog Night
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geminirose 64 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-19-06, 09:49 AM (EST)
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Lisa-- Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake for her psycho obsession with Mr.Internet/and her constant "crying"
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-01-06, 12:57 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 05-01-06 AT 12:59 PM (EST)Theme from Jaws when Jodi sets her sights on a new HG or else is on the prowl for someone to cuddle with or caress. Addicted to Love for Cassie and Niambi ETA: The Barney theme song from Cassie to her son and from Jodi to departing HG's.
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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05-01-06, 01:31 PM (EST)
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Niambi -- "Three Hearts in a Tangle" by Roy Drusky.Three hearts in a tangle one heart will have to break Tonight as I sit by my window watching the people go by I'm trying to reach a decision but I know I can't do what's right Three hearts in a tangle which heart should I take Three hearts in a tangle which heart will I break If I choose the one that I should choose then the other heart would break But if I'll leave them both then I'd suffer which heart will pay for my mistake Three hearts in a tangle... OR, also for Niambi: "Walk On By" by Leroy Van Dyke: (This is how I picture "Situation Man" treating her, and the kinds of things he'd say (sing) Lyrics: If I see you tomorrow on some street in town Pardon me if I don't say hello (hello) I belong to an other, it wouldn't look so good To know someone I'm not supposed to know. CHORUS Just walk on by, wait on the corner I love you, but we're strangers when we meet Just walk on by, wait on the corner I love you, but we're strangers when we meet. In a dimly lit corner in a place outside of town Tonight we'll try to say goodbye again (goodbye) But I know it's not over, I'll call tomorrow night I can't let you go, so why pretend. CHORUS For Antonia, these choice words from "Dang Me" by Roger Miller. "Six rounds bought, and I bought five Spent the groceries and half the rent Like fourteen dollars and twenty seven cents." (This is supposed to be about a man, but..the "like" and the "spend" well, you know...yeah. Antonia)
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