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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Julie Chen, the host from the no-talent agency"
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07-25-14, 08:46 AM (EST)
 
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"Julie Chen, the host from the no-talent agency" |
OK, Julie, stand on the center runway, that’s it, one foot in front of the other now smile. Oops, not to wide, remember, that epoxy makeup will crack. That’s good. Now hold your hands out in front of you and remember the gestures we practiced. Wait, someone do something with that hair! Do we have another wig that doesn’t look so much like black cotton candy?
OK, the teleprompter is rolling, and Julie, at least try and make it seem natural. I mean, do you ever even watch yourself? You look like a side show animatronic thing. Yes, I know Les likes it. Les is a deviant whon also likes it when you wear the Jen-tard. OK, I guess I like it too then, and I'll try and remember to call him Superkingmaker All-holy Sir. Yes yes, I'll kneel too. Rolling. Cue music... “Hello, and welcome to another episode of “Big Brother” .
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07-25-14, 09:58 PM (EST)
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Chenbot. I follow the three laws of robotics.A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. But then again Isaac Asimov never thought robots would lock up a bunch of humans and only let one out at a time either.
Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008
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