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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Jordan is so dumb..."
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07-17-09, 01:09 PM (EST)
 
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"Jordan is so dumb..." |
...she once stood in front of a clock for nearly an hour, waiting to feed the cuckoo......she lost a chess game in the HoH room. To the fish... ...when someone asked her if she was a dyed blonde, she ran to the mirror and spent five minutes making sure she was still breathing... ...she's the one person on the planet who actually understands what It is saying... ...she keeps asking when the salespeople are going to come in and start discussing rental on the time-share... ...Twitter asked Endemol not to have her as HoH because people thought a mentally challenged cat was walking on the keyboard... ...she protested prime-time animation under the belief Fred Flintstone is gay... ...she spent the last week searching the pool equipment storage bin for an extra houseguest named Jack... ...she's already been tapped as the show's next host... 
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07-18-09, 03:46 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
...she puts on glasses to watch 20/20 and it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes....if you gave her tickets to the Superbowl she would show up with a large spoon. ...she'd put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. ...if she won a car on Big Brother she'd sell it for gas money. ...her breasts would be square because she'd forget to take the kleenex out of the box to complete against Laura. ...if someone put a Scratch-N-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the Big Brother pool she'd drown. ...that when surfing the internet she'd ask Braden to borrow his wetsuit.
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07-20-09, 12:02 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-20-09 AT 12:04 PM (EST)...she's been practicing her bird calls because she heard that you have to Twitter when you're HOH.
Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008
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07-08-11, 11:12 AM (EST)
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7. "Bump." |
'A year is nine months long! Except for September, which has six weeks.'
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07-11-11, 03:55 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Bump." |
I really enjoyed the There's no such thing as space cows speech
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07-15-11, 12:48 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
...upon being told she should consider going out for the LPGA, she spent the next three hours explaining why she wasn't a Lesbian Preying on Girls in Alabama.
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suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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07-18-11, 08:45 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
Now that I'm done spraying my coffee at you jokers above me, those are high~larious BTW.Jordan is so dumb.......i got nothing.... Although I'm starting to think that Jeff is going to give her a run for the title. 
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07-18-11, 05:37 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
Jordan is so dumb that I laugh every time she says something that makes sense!
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07-21-11, 01:45 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Highlight of the night." |
That only happened because someone told Jeff the slop was gay. Or turned people gay. Or was being served in public schools. I forget which.
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07-25-11, 12:18 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
...she can think like David Hasselhoff!
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07-27-11, 04:06 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Jordan is so dumb..." |
Bleep the Hoff! He's dumber than Jordan, for Pete's sake.
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