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"Things Amber would not cry over."

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Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	08-01-07, 09:23 AM (EST)
*"Things Amber would not* cry over."**
And once again, we reach below the unreachable to find -- -- okay... ...well, for starters, there might be -- -- no, that's not gonna work. How about... ...yeah, right. But then you could always go with -- -- or maybe -- -- I got nothing. Anyone?
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 09:27 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Someone, please anyone, get this girl some Lexapro.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 09:45 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

1.Groundhog's day? (SOB - those poor little ground hog's being woken from their restful sleep, WAAAAAAAAAA!)
2.The cap on the toothpaste tube? (And Charlie's father who had a job screwing on toothpaste tube caps lost his job and they had to wait for a creepy Johnny Depp to save their family? Boo Hoo HOO!)
3. Shoelaces? (I broke my shoelace once and my mother threw it out without a proper burial. I never got a chance to say goodbye. WAAAAAA!)
Estee - you've stumped me.

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 10:04 AM (EST)

3. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

What is emotionally neutral enough???
Dang, I got nothing.
Unless she ends up in a permanent vegetative state, I do not think anything will stop the waterworks.

Summertribe and the living is easy!

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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
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08-30-07, 01:37 PM (EST)

36. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

>Unless she ends up in a
>permanent vegetative state, I do
>not think anything will stop
>the waterworks.
You mean that's not a vegetative state that we see on our screens? I know I've had carrots that had more active neurons than Amber.

"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine

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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 10:17 AM (EST)

4. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Being lighter than Janu?
I got nothin'

You should really read my crappy blog

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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 10:49 AM (EST)

5. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

I'd do that for a dollar!

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go Daniele and Dck 12 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:10 AM (EST)

6. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

she just might!!

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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:15 AM (EST)

8. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

I feel the need to combine my last post with Zip's

but if she sees Jen floating in a boiling vat of slop, she could possibly not cry. Maybe.

>I'd do that for a dollar!
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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:13 AM (EST)

7. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

I'm thinking ahead . . . . . . .
if she wins, southern Cal is likely to flood.
if she is eliminated, southern Cal is likely to flood.
but if she sees Jen floating in a boiling vat of slop, she could possibly not cry. Maybe.
Maybe's a start.
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finallytyping 400 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:46 AM (EST)

10. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

but the poor slop never had a chance!
Poor, poor slop! But it was in her God's plan so it was
going to happen anyway. I think her God's eyes are permanently
stuck in the eye roll position.

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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 01:05 PM (EST)

13. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

LAST EDITED ON 08-01-07 AT 01:06 PM (EST)
That would be Jameka comforting Amber while watching Jen go down for the 3rd time in the boiling vat of slop while every one else says did somebody do that for a dollar? and Julie Chen announces the return to PB&J.
Dr. Will is now on Dr. 90210, FWIW. One patient already yelled I LOVE YOU. Beware of TLC or whatever station it's on. You've been warned.

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newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:43 AM (EST)

9. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Ummmm...dead baby bats on a deserted tropical island. Because it's been done before.

Stomach-turning sigs by Sharnina, 2007
Or was it a bird? I can't remember.

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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:47 AM (EST)

11. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

It was a baby bat.
Batty Granny Janny also buried the head and feet of a captured and eaten chicken.

You should really read my crappy blog

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Glass 381 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 11:52 AM (EST)

12. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

LAST EDITED ON 08-01-07 AT 11:55 AM (EST)
I've got it guys.
A button. I do not believe that Amber would cry if she saw a button. If it didn't come off of a shirt or anything, if it was just a button that you buy, and put it on the table and Amber sees it. She would not cry.
Edited to add that I would SO do that for a dollar.

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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 01:09 PM (EST)

14. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Not so sure about that. It could remind her of one of her kids missing a button and that could open the floodgates. But it's a definite maybe.
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newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 01:23 PM (EST)

15. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Oh, please. For one, what would her dog-child need a button for? And secondly, why would she care about her other child and hir button?

Stomach-turning sigs by Sharnina, 2007

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Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 01:37 PM (EST)

16. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Show some respect! Don't you know Jesus died for that button?

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 01:55 PM (EST)

17. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

LAST EDITED ON 08-01-07 AT 01:56 PM (EST)
That button could kill her dog-child. It is a choking hazard.
Heartless bastage, how can you think that is harmless! It is totally cry-worthy!

Summertribe and the living is easy!
ETF the winky emoticon.

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Glass 381 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 03:10 PM (EST)

18. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Why are you all being so mean to me and to Amber?
<Tears>
The button was supposed to be a fun thing but now it's ruined.
<More tears>
All I wanted to do was suggest a button...

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mattben 1265 desperate attention whore postings
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08-30-07, 03:50 PM (EST)

38. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

LAST EDITED ON 08-30-07 AT 03:54 PM (EST)
I cried over a button yesterday. Two buttons, actually, found in each of two washer loads from my shirts. Got some stitching work to do.

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 03:23 PM (EST)

19. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Ummm...she might not cry over having her tear ducts surgically removed...but I wouldn't put money on it.

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SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 03:27 PM (EST)

20. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

She probably wouldn't cry if you gave her a cookie. Unless you didn't have enough for everyone and she would shed a tear over the injustice of unfair cookie distribution.

Drinkin' with Ahkie!

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FishWoman 1510 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 05:34 PM (EST)

22. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

I would cry if you gave me a cookie.
I would be so deeply touched that you cared enough about me to give a delicious cookie treat that I woud be unable to control the wellspring of joy rising from my heart and leaking from my eyes.

unless it was a molasses cookie, then i would dump iced tea on your head. and cry.

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Tamena 174 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 03:58 PM (EST)

21. "The REAL question though..."

Can we turn the crying into a DRINKING GAME???0
Every time she cries would work...hubby came up with a better one though, every time she sniffles from crying you drink!
We figured it out last night - would have been 49 drinks in the last show LOL

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 05:50 PM (EST)

24. "RE: The REAL question though..."

Why do you hate my liver?
*sniff*

Summertribe and the living is easy!

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Tamena 174 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 07:13 PM (EST)

25. "RE: The REAL question though..."

hehehe

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maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 05:47 PM (EST)

23. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Uhhhhh..... A BIG SACK FULL OF CRACK! or METH! whatever it is she's detoxing from.

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-07, 07:47 AM (EST)

27. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

whatever it is she's detoxing from.
OK, good, my wife and I aren't the only ones who think she's some sort of recovered addict.

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maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-07, 04:58 PM (EST)

29. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

You and the Mrs.think she's "recovered"? It appears to me that Amber's FIRST DAY of giving up the pipe was the SAME DAY she went into the BB house. Not a second before!
Girl's got a looooooooong way to go.

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings
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08-03-07, 08:06 AM (EST)

31. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

You and the Mrs.think she's "recovered"? It appears to me that Amber's FIRST DAY of giving up the pipe was the SAME DAY she went into the BB house. Not a second before!
I never said she was recovered in any way but physically. Yeah, she's off the stuff, and it's probably fairly recent (our guess is alcohol) but the craving is probably still there to some extent, especially when there is alcohol available to some in the house.
Going into a situation with that much stress after recovering from alcoholism as recently as she probably has is not likely the best thing for her mental situation. I hope her daughter's too young to understand what's going on.

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Aruba 1891 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-07, 07:38 PM (EST)

26. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Since human beings are the only animals who can cry from emotion...Amber wouldn't cry if she came back reincarnated as the dog she loves as much as her child.

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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-07, 03:02 PM (EST)

28. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Helium. She won't cry over helium
(I know, that was my answer to 'what weighs less than Janu?', but, I think it fits here, too. She might, however cry over Janu).

JSlice

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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-07, 09:40 PM (EST)

30. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

I was wrong. There is nothing that won't set the tear factory off. She's not a pretty crier, either.
(I just watched tonites episode, my first after a hiatus. No spoiler here, but, Mea Wasa Wronga).

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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings
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08-03-07, 11:46 AM (EST)

32. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

Hmm. This is a toughy.
Onions? No, that would make her worse.
Pepper! Unless she can cry between the sneezes.
Apples? No, because the tree gave up the apple.
Nope, sorry. I've got nothing.

Three is the perfect number.

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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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08-03-07, 01:27 PM (EST)

33. "dee dee daw daw, dee dee daw daw...."

LAST EDITED ON 08-04-07 AT 02:06 PM (EST)
The germ of a plot idea:
Scene: Amber, crying and naked (as befits a Greek tragedy) standing between two mirrors, each angled slightly so that images of Amber can be seen fading to infinity....
Rod Serling: An infinite number of images of Amber crying.... cursed by the Gods to cry for eternity.... But here, where reality is an afterthought, and fickle fate has a twisted sense of humor, the curse may be ours to bear instead, for we have to witness her pathetic, depressing, yet poetic destiny.
"What did we do to deserve this?" we should ask ourselves....
The answer lies.... In the Twilight Zone, the Mind of Amber!

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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08-04-07, 00:50 AM (EST)

34. "RE: dee dee daw daw, dee dee daw daw...."

Made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Pretty creepy stuff.

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Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings
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08-30-07, 12:02 PM (EST)

35. "Schindler's List."

...wait. My bad. I was looking at it from the wrong perspective. She'd cry for hours after seeing it. 'Some of them lived? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'

The Final Solution -- to her Eric problem!

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08-30-07, 02:08 PM (EST)

37. "RE: Things Amber would not cry over."

She would not cry for me since I am a Jew.

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