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"My Letter To Martha"
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iwannabearealitystar 592 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-05, 02:26 AM (EST)
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"My Letter To Martha"

Dear Martha,

I think it is really sweet that you write a personal letter to your rejects. I hope it comes in a scented envelope with some dried and pressed flowers. No glitter pens for you!

I must point out though, you looked a little TOO gleeful when you told that guy who looked like Moby he "didn't fit in". What an abrupt goodbye! I must admit you were right, as he wished bad things on his "in crowd" teammates. What a meanie.

I was also a little disturbed by that whiny woman (with the most-likely-fake Chanel jacket). If I knew I could get an "in" with you (short of getting prosecuted) by sleeping with an executives son (and/or daughter?)--I'm in. Seriously, I've slept with guys for less. I am kind of a whore. Maybe I should be on Trumps show?!?

I won't keep you much longer and I promise to continue watching the show, even if I thought it could have been better. Even though I am soo bored of the concept. I'll give it another try, if only to watch you revert back to the "Bitchy Martha" and pummel one of these tools with an organic pumpkin. Decorated tastefully, of course.

It could be worse, you could be up against Lost.

Sincerely Yours,

Wannabe

P.S. Who told your daughter that was a nice haircut? Really. It's not a good thing.



HobbsofMI: "Can you put T.O.'s stats in a few more places....I might just miss them and not know how he did".
WannaBe: "Okay.."
TO: 143 yards, 5 catches, 2 TD'S.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: My Letter To Martha jackandjill 09-22-05 1
   RE: My Letter To Martha shabalaba 09-22-05 4
 RE: My Letter To Martha HistoryDetective 09-22-05 2
 RE: My Letter To Martha ladro 09-22-05 3
   RE: My Letter To Martha photokitty 09-23-05 5
       RE: My Letter To Martha RealityRyan 09-26-05 6
       RE:"I'm afraid you just don't fit." maybaybee 10-03-05 7
 RE: My Letter To Martha Agman2 04-19-16 8

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jackandjill 204 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-05, 09:04 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: My Letter To Martha"
lol funny!

Do you think the contestants are sleeping on sheets from Wal-Merh?

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09-22-05, 02:44 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: My Letter To Martha"

>
>Do you think the contestants are
>sleeping on sheets from Wal-Merh?
>


*Ahem* All of items from my Martha Stewart Living collection are sold EXCLUSIVELY at Kmart.

You know, only the best for my Apprentice(s)

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09-22-05, 09:29 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: My Letter To Martha"
Dear Wannabe,

Thank you for sharing this gracious note. I truly enjoyed reading it, and I appreciate your thoughtfulness in posting it here for my enjoyment.

Sincerely,
HD


courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals!
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09-22-05, 11:33 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: My Letter To Martha"
Sadly, I missed the premiere. "You don't fit it" sounds pretty weak for a tag line. Many of the guesses that I read were better than that. Hopefully it will be rerun on CNBC or BHG
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09-23-05, 04:01 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: My Letter To Martha"
It's not so bad, when she actually says it:

"You JUST. DON'T. Fit in."

Anyway, I've heard she's not going to say the same thing every time. (Where did I hear that? Hmm...I think it was when she was on Letterman.)

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09-26-05, 08:28 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: My Letter To Martha"
I'm a fan of No soup for YOU!, personally... maybe they should have a soup nazi edition... why not, if CSI can have 20 simultaneous editions.
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10-03-05, 04:30 PM (EST)
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7. "RE:"I'm afraid you just don't fit.""
Instead of this lame tag I think Martha should throw a sharp knife at the losing contestant. If they are able to dodge the blade, they get an exemption.


www.chocolatesleuth.com---mystery reviews

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Seriously?
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