Hi Ryan! Wonderful ideas!
Your KukulGod will help you:
I do not agree that having a car at the table is confusing. While inviting the Buick to dinner, why not show it stealing food off the table and stuffing it into its 14mpg gas tank?
Safeway sells their own Lucerne brand. Find out if you can co-brand it so I can buy a car and get free cottage cheese for life!
Slogans? I got slogans!:
"See- we came out with new product! It just failed!"
"Buick. Sucking cash from GM's coffers faster than a Hoover with a turbo."
"The Lucerne: Classier than the PimpMobile 300!"
Funny that everyone thought the dinner table was a bed. Moral: don't let your teenager borrow this car.
btw, what was wrong with calling it the LeSabre? Too frenchy?
Martha dear, what the devil is "we just don't need you?" I was going to order my "you just don't fit in" coffee mug, then, finding it really didn't fit in my cupboard, throw it away. Come to think of it, I guess the other works just as well.
::apologies to auto complaint websites::