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ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-14-06, 04:14 PM (EST) "AlternaRockStar" Rockstar: U2 - Bono: I think your song lacked an overall sensitivity to world issues. But I liked your imitation of a hump-back whale during the coda. Rockstar: Backstreet Boyz - Lance: Way too harsh, dude! All that screaming! I think you need to rethink the hair products. But I like your pants. Rockstar: Jefferson Airplane - Grace: Man, that sucked. Try Rockstar: Starship. Rockstar: Sex Pistols - Johnny: *spits at contestant* You fvcking cvnt. You stupid fvcking cvnt. Rockstar: Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Entire band: Relax! Your turn! Gee this week is gonna bore me.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: AlternaRockStar geg6 08-14-06 1    RE: AlternaRockStar rockdog 08-14-06 2  RE: AlternaRockStar cheesybread 08-14-06 3  RE: AlternaRockStar rockdog 08-14-06 4    RE: AlternaRockStar ginger 08-15-06 6  RE: AlternaRockStar Snidget 08-14-06 5  RE: AlternaRockStar Magnolia_Rocker 08-15-06 7  RE: AlternaRockStar MKitty 08-15-06 8  RE: AlternaRockStar triednottowatch 08-15-06 9

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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-14-06, 04:30 PM (EST) 1. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Rock Star: Bob Dylan Bob (with back turned away from cameras and audience) - Mumble, mumble, mumble. Rock Star: Rush Geddy Lee - I really liked that you put lots and lots of words in, most of them making no sense at all. But where's the falsetto? Everything.must.be.sung.falsetto! Eh? Rock Star: Kiss Gene Simmons - Forget the men here. I don't care about them. I only want the women. Because I am so hot. Well, really it's just my tongue. But no one can resist. And, really, Shannon won't mind. So, just step into my dressing room for a few minutes and we'll see if you really have the type of talent I'm looking for. What? I don't care how you sing! Have you ever heard my band? Musical talent means nothing. It's all about the marketing and sex.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

rockdog 99 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 08-14-06, 05:01 PM (EST) 2. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Rockstar Bon Jovi- Jon: That song says mullet and Z28 all over it Rockstar Rush- Getty:Your sound is so tight, but you should since you have been singing the same song for 25 years!! Rockstar Beatles- John, Paul: How about letting the skinny guitar player sing a few songs?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cheesybread 198 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 08-14-06, 09:07 PM (EST) 3. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Rockstar: Sublime Dave: What?!? Josh can't come back on this show! Who's producing this thing?!? Rockstar: Van Halen Alex: We need less jumping around the stage, you may bump into Eddie and break his hip again! Rockstar: Alice In Chains Ryan: I was the Rooster last season!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

rockdog 99 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 08-14-06, 09:17 PM (EST) 4. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Rockstar Boy George George you missed a spot http://mfile.akamai.com/12876/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0814/9675990.300k.asx   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-15-06, 12:39 PM (EST) 6. "RE: AlternaRockStar"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-14-06, 09:26 PM (EST) 5. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Not so Rock Star: Brittney Spears. *chomp-pop* Huh? What?!?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Magnolia_Rocker 2139 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 08-15-06, 12:42 PM (EST) 7. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Rockstar: Van Halen Eddie - Ya know, it really doesn't matter which one of you fvcking losers win cause we're just gonna kick your a** out in 6 months. No singer can match the perfection that is us. Summer siggy thanks to Syren!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

MKitty 2975 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 08-15-06, 02:28 PM (EST) 8. "RE: AlternaRockStar" Rockstar: Gorillaz... "I'm not bad..I'm just drawn that way" Rockstar: Prince "What..another Wendy..no, you shall be herefore named Lucinda , as I need to name all my women back-ups...you can sit over there by Carmen and the other Wendy" Rockstar: Queen "What, you don't know opera....NEXT!" Rockstar: New Order No, we said less Joy Division, more Depeche MOde...got it? Rockstar: Nirvana Well, er..no...we couldn't touch that one with a ten-foot pole Rockstar: Hole: No, we need more tart, more snarl...you are channeling Dana!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

triednottowatch 281 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 08-15-06, 05:35 PM (EST) 9. "RE: AlternaRockStar" LAST EDITED ON 08-15-06 AT 05:37 PM (EST) Rockstar Lynyrd Skynyrd Johnny - What song is it you want to sing? Rockstar Blue Oyster Cult Eric - It was good....but it needs more cowbell. Rockstar Ozzy Osbourne Ozzy - Whu....What? Were you f___king singing to f___king me? Where's Sharon? SHARON! Rockstar Greenday Billie Joe - Sorry, dude. You used too many chords. We only do 3. Rockstar Gary Glitter Gary - Where are the 12 year old contestants?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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