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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-22-10, 06:31 PM (EST)
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"DWTS 10 Episode 1 ECST" |
Please keep all details of tonight's opening night carnage here until midnight, at least.Also, I've created a general contestant, judge and interviewer thread a few minutes prior so we can try to herd in the Bachelor Jake, Kate, and Ochostinko bashers, among others......... General rule for the Performance Night threads: I will post the dancers in the subject/topic header and then inside put what they're attempting to dance, as well as what I think the band is attempting to play for them to try to dance to. I will also then try to pick up in a reply to that post a highlight of the interview with our newly minted Brooke-bot, previous champion she is and all that, and the judges scores for them, and when necessary what their total judges scores are for the voting period.
Tonight's dances, per TV Guide.com, are the Viennese Waltz, and the Cha Cha Cha. After tonight, there will be another Performance Night, before next Tuesday's Results Night and the return of the Red Light of Doom/Red Light Special........ and if there is any kind of special weirdness like a Dance-Off or somesuch...........
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-22-10, 06:47 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: DWTS 10 Episode 1 ECST" |
Since 'bot' is an insult in reality context, let's not apply it to Brooke until she's proven her pre-programmed status. There's a chance she's some kind of upgrade...It seems as if Niecy Nash has been on every entertainment news program in existence tonight, giving them full access to her training area and pre-show jitters in exchange for their telling people who the bloody hell she is. The strategy begins early -- we'll see if it works. It sounds like next week will retain this dance card: whichever you didn't do in the premiere, you're doing for the follow-up. That should limit the screaming by about two percent. No dead dolls have been scheduled for this broadcast. That you know of.
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03-22-10, 07:21 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: DWTS 10 Episode 1 ECST" |
Brooke was fab at Rock Star. Hoping for great things.
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03-22-10, 07:00 PM (EST)
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3. "Drink of the night" |
In preparation for Buzz and OchocincoDrink of the night bourbon and ginger - doubles snack of the night Garrett's Spicy Cheese popcorn ( A must have. Got some in Chicago and found out they have a Garrett's in Manhattan - I'm doomed) Oh, and leftover roasted turkey breast with cucumber, sprouts, tomato and mayo on 7 grain bread.
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03-22-10, 07:05 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: DWTS 10 Episode 1 ECST" |
Backstage area is just off of the audience area this season, so they will be within audience sight range of the stage......
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03-22-10, 07:17 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: DWTS 10 Episode 1 ECST" |
Agreed. Don't need to see everything.
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03-22-10, 07:07 PM (EST)
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7. "Chad and Cheryl" |
Cincinatti Bungles wide receiver #85 (hence the Ochocinco) Two-time DWTS champion, and will be a drill sergeant to him, if necessary....... They've really blinged up the production values of the vignettes this season........... Dancing the Cha Cha Cha to "Do Your Thing"?
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03-22-10, 07:16 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Chad and Cheryl" |
I always want the football player to do an "Emmitt Smith", come out confident and relaxed. Let the skills show. Still disappointed.
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03-22-10, 07:18 PM (EST)
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15. "Shannen and Mark" |
Brenda on 90210 and also on Charmed, doing this for her dad who's recovering from a heart attack, I believe......Prince of ballroom, looking to be a king this season *eyeroll* Shannen's very nervous about performing in front of the live studio audience....... to the point that she might break out in hives! Dancing the Viennese Waltz to "Fate"? Lift a couple of times over......
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03-22-10, 07:30 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Shannen and Mark" |
Kinda rough. hate that she's building up the fear, hives thing.
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03-22-10, 07:28 PM (EST)
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20. "Erin and Maksim" |
Sidline reporter for numerous ESPN sporting events, also had to recently deal with a peeping tom scareAlways dances at one level, to the Max..... She asked for Tony, basically....... she's such a perfectionist that she stops herself before she makes the mistake, depriving Maks of ripping her a new one..... Dancing the Cha Cha Cha to Don't Stop
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-22-10, 07:35 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Erin and Maksim" |
I blame the heels. She was propped up to be taller than Maksim: given what we've seen as her work wardrobe, she may not be used to that kind of footwear.
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03-22-10, 07:52 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Blackout" |
Thanks. My connection crapped out in spectacular fashion right after the channel came back up (right as the show started up again.....)
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-22-10, 07:35 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Erin and Maksim" |
It's very hard to judge someone's performance when they're wearing Big Bird's corpse. (Wonder how many protest letters that generated...) Great personality, very determined to do well, hideous dress.
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03-22-10, 10:32 PM (EST)
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81. "RE: Erin and Maksim" |
Would look much better if she would keep her legs close together.
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03-22-10, 07:39 PM (EST)
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30. "Jake and Chelsie" |
He's the last Bachelor. He says this is more of a competition. They meet at the airport and he gives her a rose.He feels dumb every day. She tells him it is about improvement. Dancing the Viennese Waltz Kiss From a Rose by Seal.
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03-22-10, 07:41 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Jake and Chelsie" |
Is he like really short? Quite stiff in the dance, but not bad.
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03-23-10, 07:44 AM (EST)
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85. "RE: Jake and Chelsie" |
& Gia sitting right next to her!
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03-22-10, 07:46 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Jake and Chelsie" |
Better than I expected, but that really isn't saying much. Next!
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03-22-10, 07:53 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Jake and Chelsie" |
They blew the rose petal budget with a waterfall to start and end the number..........
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03-23-10, 08:16 AM (EST)
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90. "RE: Jake and Chelsie" |
*puke*Enough with the rose. Really. Enough. I thought he was super cheesy and too stiff. I don't think there is anything redeeming about him. Not even a shot of his abs. I groaned when he was introduced. I groaned with I spotted Vienna. I groaned with that damn song.  Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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03-23-10, 10:09 AM (EST)
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99. "RE: Jake and Chelsie" |
I agree. I thought he was very stiff and I am really tired of him and "the love of his life". Hopefully he will be voted off soon.
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03-22-10, 07:51 PM (EST)
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38. "Niecy and Louis" |
Hostess of Clean House on the Style Network and Reno 911! as well as on The InsiderHe can teach you dance even if you have two left feet? I dunno about that....... She doesn't want to lose weight like most of the others that have come on the show. She likes her jiggly parts! Dancing the Cha Cha Cha to Rescue Me *rimshot*
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03-22-10, 07:57 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Niecy and Louis" |
is he going to be required to lift her? because he looks kinda small.....that said, I think her 'jiggly' parts add interest..
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03-22-10, 07:57 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Niecy and Louis" |
Yeah. Weirdly enough, it seemed to only affect the ABC station....... maybe they're trying to tell me something?
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03-22-10, 08:04 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Niecy and Louis" |
If anone can Louis can. Looking forward to this one.
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03-23-10, 00:11 AM (EST)
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83. "RE: Niecy and Louis" |
I like this woman's personality. She's charming and funny as hell and likes who she is. Anybody who likes it that she has some "junk in the trunk" and has fun with it is OK by me.
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03-22-10, 08:01 PM (EST)
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46. "Evan and Anna" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-10 AT 08:02 PM (EST)Male Figure Skating 2010 Gold Medalist, hopes this is a chance to prove that ice skaters can dance....... Trained football players and cage fighters and she wants to prove she can win this time! The dance's spinning is opposite the way that he's used to and he's getting dizzy....... their meeting was in Vancouver while the Olympics were still going on........ and she hoped that she wouldn't hold him beating the Russian skater for the gold against him....... Her message: "Don't Fall!" Dancing the Viennese Waltz to I'll Be.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-22-10, 08:04 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Evan and Anna" |
Scores: 8-7-8 for a total of 23 and the current lead.
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03-29-10, 03:16 AM (EST)
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104. "RE: I told them so!" |
They didn't have the balls to sign up Johnny Weir. He says what he thinks come hell or high water, and there's no doubt in my mind that they were scared $h!tless he'd say the wrong thing to the wrong person and make the show a whole lot of trouble. Especially if he got into it with Ochostinko, the war of words would have been priceless. Also not something they'd have had the balls to take a chance on on a live show.
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03-22-10, 08:12 PM (EST)
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51. "Buzz and Ashly" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-10 AT 08:13 PM (EST)Fighter pilot in Korea, astronaut who went to the moon and was the 2nd to walk on it. 80 years old. She hasn't been on DWTS since Season 3. Whatever shirt he's wearing, at least one of them needed to be blurred out......... Dancing the Cha Cha Cha to Cupid?
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03-22-10, 08:18 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Buzz and Ashly" |
kudos to our American hero! Not sure how far he'll go, but I think it's great that he's game...
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03-22-10, 08:16 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Buzz and Ashly" |
Scores: 5-4-5 for a total of 14 and DFL.....
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03-22-10, 08:24 PM (EST)
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56. "Nicole and Derek" |
Head Pussycat Doll, and their singer. She loves a challenge.....*passes on talking about the Derek slime* The band did the Academy Awards? Poor Oscar, his head is probably still ringing........ He comes into her recording session for their first meeting. She has no clue about what the Viennese Waltz was at the beginning........ Dancing the Viennese Waltz to "I Could Hold On Forever"? (Audio glitch and lighting blasts didn't help......)
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03-22-10, 10:05 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Nicole and Derek" |
Len should just go.....He's become a curmudgeon!.... He could be typecast as Scrooge....
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03-23-10, 00:18 AM (EST)
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84. "RE: Nicole and Derek" |
This girl is mega super drop dead gorgeous. I would NOT kick her out of bed for eating crackers! One of the most beautiful women ever, no doubt about it.
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03-22-10, 08:34 PM (EST)
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60. "Aiden and Edyta" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-10 AT 08:37 PM (EST)All My Children soap star...... She really wants to go the distance this year........ He brought her flowers and other stuff....... And then we have tons of scenes of him biting the dust in training....... Dancing the Cha Cha Cha to Hungry Like a Wolf. Considering the fringes, and she is almost nekkid underneath them all............
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03-22-10, 08:42 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Aiden and Edyta" |
Scores: 5-5-5 for a total of 15 and near bottom of the barrel.....
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03-22-10, 08:46 PM (EST)
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67. "Kate and Tony" |
Mother of 8 who happens to have been on a reality TV show (and will probably be on another one soon enough......)Competed on most seasons, ready to win the Gaudy Mirror Ball Trophy She has mega-doubts, especially since her kids said that she can't dance....... Dancing the Viennese Waltz to She's Always A Woman To Me
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03-22-10, 08:47 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: Kate and Tony" |
Was she supposed to be a doll, because she seemed at least half dead.
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03-22-10, 09:01 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: And the most she will do is throw cleavers at you." |
I don't think any of those studios looked like a basement........
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03-23-10, 11:18 PM (EST)
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102. "RE: Kate and Tony" |
Well if she's not, she better learn to be patient, with 8 little ankle biters running arond the house.
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03-22-10, 08:55 PM (EST)
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72. "Pamela and Damian" |
The most downloaded woman on the internet. Former Baywatch babe, among other roles....... dedicating this to her Auntie Vie.He is making his DWTS debut, and he hopes that this transformation makes him worthy of the term Wizard of Aus......*rimshot* Good luck, Damian......... she's a klutz..... Dancing the Cha Cha Cha to Gimmie All Your Lovin'
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03-22-10, 09:05 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: Pamela and Damian" |
I like her...she never pretends to be anything or anyone else...and for me, sexy dancing is soooooooo much more fun to watch...mmmeeeooooowwwwww!!
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03-23-10, 08:06 AM (EST)
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86. "RE: Pamela and Damian" |
dang, that woman has hot legs! How old young ..... what's her age again?
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03-22-10, 09:25 PM (EST)
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79. "Thanks, vince" |
Looking forward to an interesting season. You make it special.
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