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"Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
LAST EDITED ON 07-26-09 AT 06:30 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 07-26-09 AT 02:45PM (EST)

mmmm..
I'm tired of looking at backgrounds made by Hieronymus Bosch. Look at what I have to deal with!:

So it's not Hiero! Sue me! I will punch you so silly you'll start thinking you live on the Moon!!
Who the Hell would hang this cr@p on their wall anyway? Lurch?
AND the right hand side reminds me of Pirate Master. *nostalgic snotsob*

Well, WHO IS HELPING?

I miss episodes! I come home tired and drink a LOT have to go to bed early for work in the bomb factory @ 5 am. If you want this to happen, I will bear the dreadful burden for your pleasure and enjoyment, but don't think it's going to be pretty!

~gracias
fightmint

eta:

Who would YOU like to be?


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etAA:
No I haven't gone to AA, it's "edited to add AGAIN" /foonerspeak.
Thanks to Agman, there is now a working hybrid:


An Agman-Foonermint!

We love you, Embiggened Bobert.
Now all the rest of you rummies have to figure out your character's tag line.
Be bold. Be mean.
Watch Big Brother for inspiration!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... agman 07-26-09 1
   RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... foonermints 07-26-09 2
       RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... agman 07-26-09 3
 RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... grit 07-27-09 4
   here ya go Grit.. agman 07-27-09 5
 JP please jbug 07-27-09 6
   RE: JP please agman 07-27-09 11
       Jean Phillippe jbug 07-28-09 15
   JP for JBUG deli... agman 07-28-09 16
       Thanks Agmandude jbug 07-28-09 17
 RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... Bursar 07-27-09 7
   RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... agman 07-27-09 10
       RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... Bursar 07-28-09 18
   Thanks. Estee 07-29-09 20
       RE: Thanks. Bursar 07-29-09 21
 RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... Belle Book 07-27-09 8
   RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... agman 07-27-09 9
       RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Li... Belle Book 07-27-09 13
           Delivery for Bell... agman 07-27-09 14
               RE: Delivery for ... Belle Book 07-28-09 19
 SO FAR.............. agman 07-27-09 12
   RE: Can I be... mindy23 07-29-09 22
       RE: Can I be... agman 07-29-09 23
 Van kidflash212 07-29-09 24
   RE: Van jbug 07-29-09 25

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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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07-26-09, 07:59 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."

May I be the first to sign up? I'd like to be John Q. Customer! Thank you very much Chef Fooner......(I'll just make it myself but I wanted to sign up to make things official )

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2. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
Here you go!


It's an Agman-Foonermint!

Maybe your tagline should be: "Completely Unbiased".

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3. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
LAST EDITED ON 07-26-09 AT 10:10 PM (EST)

Luv it! I just had to add my tagline! Thanks fooner


And completely unbiased I might add!

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07-27-09, 08:33 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
I'll take Kevin, please and thank you.


If you can kill it, I can grill it.

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07-27-09, 10:41 AM (EST)
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5. "here ya go Grit.."
LAST EDITED ON 07-27-09 AT 05:36 PM (EST)

This okay?

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07-27-09, 11:57 AM (EST)
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6. "JP please"
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I lurve me some JP. I misplaced my sig from past seasons, so I guess I'll need a new one.

tag line: This is my dining room!

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11. "RE: JP please"
Very good JBug! NOt only did you choose your character, but you gave me the tagline!!!!! you rock......Now the hard part...Since I don't watch the show that much, who is JP?????



And completely unbiased I might add.

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07-28-09, 09:41 AM (EST)
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15. "Jean Phillippe"

the Maitre 'd
He's from Belgium

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07-28-09, 10:23 AM (EST)
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16. " JP for JBUG delivery"
here ya go bug!


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07-28-09, 10:55 AM (EST)
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17. "Thanks Agmandude"

Just another season in hell . . .
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07-27-09, 03:45 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
Let me have the narrator, Jason Thompson.
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07-27-09, 05:04 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."

Okay Bursar, we'll do the best we can. Do you have any snarky comment you want written on the siggie? Just let me know Thanks!



And completely unbiased I might add.

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18. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
LAST EDITED ON 07-28-09 AT 12:05 PM (EST)

Jason Thompson won the prestigious Tims Sims Award in 1996 in the "Horror Clown" category. Seriously! And after all that, he gets to narrate HK. Oh, and let's not forget his time as Dr Patrick Drake on General Hospital.

"It's three hours into dinner service, and the water glasses haven't even been filled. Damn you, JP!"

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07-29-09, 07:42 AM (EST)
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20. "Thanks."
It's nice to have a name and face attached to the dry voice.

http://tinyurl.com/kqr4sc -- could not save the picture and it's the best one I could find.

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21. "RE: Thanks."
I found his Horror Clown pic, but could not save it either.

http://www.timsims.com/timsims.htm

Under "Recipients & Nominees" for 1996.

Three hours into dinner service and JP hasn't opened the doors yet. Damn you, JP!

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8. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
I'll take Tek, please.


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9. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
LAST EDITED ON 07-27-09 AT 05:46 PM (EST)

No problem Belle, she's all yours! Do you have a witty remark you want put on the siggie though? Just let me know what it is and I'll have for you!



And completely unbiased I might add.


ETA: BElle, your's is now all finished except for the tagline. Please write that down in this thread for me and you will have your siggie right away!

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13. "RE: Fight Club OK! Be the Living Damned.."
Sure thing! Let's see ... "I'm not going to sprain my ankle!"


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14. "Delivery for Belle Book"
Here's Tek for you!


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19. "RE: Delivery for Belle Book"
Thanks! I like it!


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12. "SO FAR...................."
LAST EDITED ON 07-29-09 AT 02:07 PM (EST)

The following characters have been spoken for:

JP: Jbug
TEK: Bellebook
Narrator: Bursar
Kevin: Grit
Customer: Agman
Ariel: Mindy

everyone else is still fair game!

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22. "RE: Can I be..."
Ariel? I'd like to try to stay longer than 2 episodes this time! LOL...

My siggy should read something like: Move over, it's all Ariel in THIS kitchen! Or whatever you think. THANKS, Ag!

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23. "RE: Can I be..."
you are on the list and I'll be getting right on your siggie
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24. "Van"
Y'all keep the Belgian guy away from me.

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