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foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-29-09, 02:05 PM (EST) "Be The Living Damned 6.1" FIHGT! Oh what? You think my spelling skills are the same as your math abilities? Andy: You have FIVE ovens! Tennile, ONE inch of olive oil in ONE pan! Andy, you have FOURTEEN Scallops in ONE pan! Amanda: THREE times THREE? GAH! ..let's hardly talk about that ONE salmon, Bobert..and stop running! You'd knock over Juggernaut. Kevin and Dave: Owies? Too bad! What was with that "Remember the Alamo!" comment? "Just a few people is all it takes?" What happened to them, anyway? beanbrain.. Lovely: Get that cheap bottle of Australian hooch that we sell for triple price! Take your time, you lump. Well, you get a free pass since the demise of Joe. Dumb Luck. Your Master CHEF RAMSAY Remember: I am nobody's b!tch! All of you! Ignore that body security threw in the dumpster!   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1 jbug 07-29-09 1  RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1 grit 07-29-09 2    RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1 jbug 07-29-09 3    CueBall! foonermints 08-03-09 9  RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1 Belle Book 07-29-09 4  RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1 Bursar 07-30-09 5    Hey! jbug 07-30-09 6        RE: Hey! grit 07-30-09 7            Excuse me jbug 07-30-09 8

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-29-09, 02:20 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1" Gordon you know I hate it when you send your chef-wanna-bees into my dining room. There's just not enough room for me and them too. The dining room is my space and mine alone. Wait staff are a whole different class of people than your kitchen help. Trust me, I know these things. I'll be back after I change my socks...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

grit 4866 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-29-09, 03:20 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1" TWO. That's how many broken ankles I have and can still cook circles around everyone else. Okay, grit here, and I must say that I'm having a really hard time pretending to be a hot stud muffin. Did you notice Kevin's washboard abs when Scott woke them up at 2 a.m.? I'm all verklempt. Yowza! Hey! What begins with F and ends with U-C-K? FIRETRUCK! FIRETRUCK! Woo Hoo!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-29-09, 04:50 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1" FIRETRUCK! I heard that!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-03-09, 03:47 PM (EST) 9. "CueBall!" Have your Puppet Master stop thinking about that "hunk of burning love" you have (or not- I don't want to see it)and get back to the kitchen*! On FIRE by Agman! *with mop & bucket   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-29-09, 08:10 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1" Whoa, Joseph! What were you thinking?! You should never talk back to Chef Ramsay, let alone get in his face like that! You should've just told him why Tony & Andy were on the block! I'm not surprised that neither Temille nor Lovely were sent packing this time around, although I am a little bit disappointed. I really wanted one of them gone. Which one? First, Lovely. She's the weakest girl left. Right now, I'm trying to avoid making any further missteps and hoping to get all the way to the finals, where no Asian American chef has ever gone before!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Bursar 110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 07-30-09, 09:29 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Be The Living Damned 6.1" And now the continuation of Hell's Kitchen... In the firefighter's challenge, Andy attempts to toast garlic bread using solely heat waves from his brain. At dinner service, Tennile (who was obviously named because she was conceived while "Muskrat Love" was playing on the radio) attempts to invent a new method to sauté scallops called deep frying. With food flying out of both kitchens, Bobert thinks he is auditioning for "I Survived a Japanese Game Show," or "Wipeout." With Tennile up for elimination *again*, she begins to channel Whoopi Goldberg arguing with Elizabeth Hasselbeck. A disembodied sig for the disembodied voice. Three hours into dinner service and JP hasn't opened the doors yet. Damn you, JP!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-30-09, 09:32 AM (EST) 6. "Hey!" What's with all the picking on me this time around?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

grit 4866 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-30-09, 09:44 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Hey!" Well, JP, without us chefs you're just a nobody running around a dining room with nothing to serve. Thanks to me you've got great food to serve the customers and you don't have to worry about raw food being served to pregnant women. I make your job easier. Not like those idiots on the Red team...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-30-09, 10:03 AM (EST) 8. "Excuse me" I don't serve. I am the Maitre 'd But yes, I do have to contend with you idiots when Gordon decides to throw any of you out to me.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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