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"2013 NFL Draft."
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04-26-13, 09:52 AM (EST)
 
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"2013 NFL Draft." |
De-fense!De-fense! Pick absolutely nothing except de-fense! ...that's a lot of left tackles... ...oh, right, guards, we need some guards, and a few linebackers would be nice, and sure, let's load up on the other side of the quarterback we haven't picked, plus I'm sure someone's going to select a running back eventually -- or not -- well, maybe next round -- or three... But at least now we get another night of America's new favorite reality show: Splash, starring Geno Smith! How far can he freefall before hitting water? Stay tuned! Just not to Chris Hindenbergman. Ye gawds, the men is some kind of annoying. In fact, he's downright offensive. No wonder he wasn't drafted. 
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04-26-13, 01:28 PM (EST)
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1. "Wonderlic powers, activate!" |
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9200358/the-new-wonderlic-revealedIt's probably worth noting that we now have Manti Te'O-for-32, but that's supposedly based more on his poor combine display than anything else. We had a player drafted last night who nearly bled out inside his rib cage: the GMs are in a risk-taking mood this year -- as long as your numbers hold up. The local comedy comes from the radio talking heads, one of whom insisted the Jets got no better last night because their mission was to give Sanchez some offensive help and they? Drafted defense. For shame! Clearly they will pick a quarterback in the next round and then let the rookie get the job, thus taking Ryan completely off the hook because no one can expect him to win with a freshman who has no one to throw at. (Yes, this was pretty much said word for word.) Another host proposed trading Tebow for an eighth-round pick. His partner reminded him there is no eighth round. That turned out to be the whole point. And honey badgers remain an endangered species. But I'm told they don't give a @#$%.
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04-26-13, 07:36 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Ohcrap." |
Only one QB goes in the first round, and not the QB that was on the pundits' first round draft boards. Geno is still available in Round 2, surprisingly enough, with the Bills taking EJ Manuel instead in the first round, and lo and behold, the Jets nab Geno.
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04-26-13, 08:22 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Ohcrap." |
*sigh* I was just in a brief-but-lively debate about who would have generated more back-page locks: Geno or Te'o. I said the later in the short term with insulting headlines where inappropriate (and for the sake of his sanity, I'm glad the Giants didn't take him -- although if you're looking to avoid people trying to take advantage of you, California may not be ideal), but the former will dominate in the long run. And how.So I guess the question becomes whether the Jets are willing to junk the Sanchize and take the giant salary cap hit that comes with the dump truck -- or install Geno as their fourth-string quarterback just so they can keep those tabloid pictures coming through December. And again, that's December and stop: no playoffs. Or they could promote Tubya, drop Sanchez to backup -- actually, there's at least 4! combinations here and that's presuming they don't trade, draft or invite anyone else. Which they might. Because there's a good chance they're insane. *re-sigh* This franchise needs to move to the Bronx.
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04-29-13, 09:27 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Tebow released?" |
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His "truth" is marching on!(Possibly to Canada!) Yay! That drops the Jets down to five quarterbacks! ...look, it's progress, okay? And most importantly: at least one full ring of the circus just left town, along with the attending and pamphlet-passing clowns. It's like having a Jack Chick warehouse burn down: any property damage is compensated for by the improvement to the environment. So long and please forget to write.
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04-29-13, 10:52 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Tebow released?" |
It's almost as if you don't want a national whistlestop tour preaching about how to embrace proper values by repealing your universal health care.
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