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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 05:55 AM (EST) "Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Celebrating X years of not even remotely caring about the whole Roman numeral thing. Where X=Unknown=I Didn't Feel Like Checking The Math.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Because Hoodie needed extra motivat... Estee 02-05-12 1    RE: Because Hoodie needed extra mot... Snidget 02-05-12 2  Pregame begins. Estee 02-05-12 3    RE: Pregame begins. cahaya 02-05-12 4        RE: Pregame begins. Snidget 02-05-12 5            RE: Pregame begins. cahaya 02-05-12 24                RE: Pregame begins. Estee 02-05-12 34                RE: Pregame begins. Snidget 02-05-12 36  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 6    RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Snidget 02-05-12 7  Brady interview. Estee 02-05-12 8  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 9  Unintentional flub #1 Estee 02-05-12 10  First NFL commercial. Estee 02-05-12 11  An NBC innovation! Estee 02-05-12 12  Blake and Miranda Snidget 02-05-12 13    RE: Blake and Miranda Estee 02-05-12 17        RE: Blake and Miranda Snidget 02-05-12 20  Miranda & Blake. Estee 02-05-12 14    RE: Miranda & Blake. Snidget 02-05-12 16  Kelly Estee 02-05-12 15    RE: Kelly Snidget 02-05-12 18  The AFC wins! Estee 02-05-12 19  How to stall out a drive. Estee 02-05-12 21  Bud Light Platinum? Snidget 02-05-12 22    RE: Bud Light Platinum? Estee 02-05-12 27  The bet no one had. Estee 02-05-12 23    RE: The bet no one had. cahaya 02-05-12 26    Okay, one guy had it. Estee 02-06-12 112  Hyundai ad Snidget 02-05-12 25  Belicheat cahaya 02-05-12 28  Lucky, lucky Giants. Estee 02-05-12 29  9:0 Giants Snidget 02-05-12 30    RE: 9:0 Giants cahaya 02-05-12 31  It's a moral outrage. Estee 02-05-12 32  "Dave drove a Ford." Estee 02-05-12 33  The line still applies. Estee 02-05-12 35    RE: The line still applies. Snidget 02-05-12 37  The theme they want to promote. Estee 02-05-12 38    RE: The theme they want to promote. cahaya 02-05-12 40  The sportscaster jinx cahaya 02-05-12 39  Howard kills it with water. Estee 02-05-12 41    RE: Howard kills it with water. Snidget 02-05-12 42        RE: Howard kills it with water. Estee 02-05-12 43  And still no one can count to eleve... Estee 02-05-12 44  George Lucas rewrites the whole thi... Estee 02-05-12 45    Star Wars prequels Jims02 02-05-12 49        RE: Star Wars prequels Estee 02-05-12 53    RE: George Lucas rewrites the whole... VisionQuest 02-05-12 51  Twenty-six dominant minutes. Max Headroom 02-05-12 46    RE: Twenty-six dominant minutes. Estee 02-05-12 48  Halftime: Patriots 10, Giants 9. Estee 02-05-12 47  Blended commercial message. Estee 02-05-12 50  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... cahaya 02-05-12 52    RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 57    RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... VisionQuest 02-05-12 58  At least the game is good. Max Headroom 02-05-12 54  Halftime show. Estee 02-05-12 55  Madonna Snidget 02-05-12 56    RE: Madonna VisionQuest 02-05-12 60    RE: Madonna dabo 02-06-12 103  Sorry, Clint. Estee 02-05-12 59  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Molaholic 02-05-12 61  Speaking of scream-and-leap. Estee 02-05-12 62  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Molaholic 02-05-12 63  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 64  First too-short commercial. Estee 02-05-12 65  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 66  Pepe should have told us Snidget 02-05-12 67    RE: Pepe should have told us PepeLePew13 02-05-12 70        RE: Pepe should have told us Snidget 02-05-12 72            RE: Pepe should have told us dabo 02-06-12 104  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... VisionQuest 02-05-12 68  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 69  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Molaholic 02-05-12 71  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 73    RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... cahaya 02-05-12 74        Touchdown! cahaya 02-05-12 75            What it looked like to me. Snidget 02-05-12 77                RE: What it looked like to me. cahaya 02-05-12 89  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Molaholic 02-05-12 76  Breathe Estee, Breathe Snidget 02-05-12 78    RE: Breathe Estee, Breathe cahaya 02-05-12 79        Hail Mary... cahaya 02-05-12 82  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... Estee 02-05-12 80  Belichek's glare nearly killed me t... Snidget 02-05-12 81    RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed ... cahaya 02-05-12 85    RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed ... Estee 02-05-12 86  Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17. Estee 02-05-12 83    RE: Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17. cahaya 02-05-12 84    RE: Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17. PepeLePew13 02-05-12 87  Let's be fair. Estee 02-05-12 88  Trophy presentation. Estee 02-05-12 90    So....you gonna fire Snidget 02-05-12 91        RE: So....you gonna fire Estee 02-05-12 92  SO glad moonbaby 02-05-12 93  That guy in the gray hoodie sure lo... Max Headroom 02-05-12 94    RE: That guy in the gray hoodie sur... Snidget 02-05-12 95  The Voice Starts Early? Snidget 02-05-12 96    RE: The Voice Starts Early? Estee 02-05-12 98  And since we don't have an ECST for... Estee 02-05-12 97  And so it's over for another year- ... VisionQuest 02-05-12 99  Belichek cahaya 02-05-12 100  About the M.I.A. halftme birdie. Estee 02-05-12 101    RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie... Snidget 02-06-12 106        RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie... Estee 02-06-12 108            RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie... dabo 02-06-12 109  Just realized. Estee 02-06-12 102    Still waiting. Estee 02-06-12 110  uhoh dabo 02-06-12 105  Stay classy, Boston! Estee 02-06-12 107  Spouse abusing. Estee 02-06-12 111    RE: Spouse abusing. cahaya 02-06-12 113        RE: Spouse abusing. Estee 02-06-12 114  Hoodie, Karma. Karma, Hoodie. Estee 02-06-12 115    Disagree AyaK 02-08-12 117        RE: Disagree Estee 02-08-12 118            RE: Disagree AyaK 02-09-12 119  Parade link moonbaby 02-07-12 116  Brady's sis engaged to Youk PepeLePew13 02-10-12 120  RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... dabo 02-11-12 121

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:05 AM (EST) 1. "Because Hoodie needed extra motivation." http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7540827/2012-super-bowl-new-york-giants-website-announces-team-sb-champs *groan* Yeah, and if there's a computer in Africa in desperate need of wallpaper, we can Email this to them.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:08 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Because Hoodie needed extra motivation." The only question is how will he punish his programmers for not beating the Giants to "accidentally" releasing their page early first.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 02:02 PM (EST) 3. "Pregame begins." This is where I could normally say 'I'm going to bed', but since I've been fighting a moderate flu bug for a few days and have barely been getting any night sleep, I'm really going to bed. I'm so zoned out on lack of rest that unless I get some now, I could wind up in a place where I start thinking Bud Light commercials are brilliant pieces of art. And if I get there, I can't be allowed around people because I might meet someone who agrees with that and -- -- 'gah' doesn't even begin to cover it.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 04:54 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Pregame begins." Umm... I need to check the TV guide... what time does the game begin, anyway? At this rate, in about 10 years, around midnight.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 05:06 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Pregame begins." I think kickoff is at 6:30, but the listing says game starts at 6:00   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:44 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Pregame begins." Yeah, I checked the guide and took a nap right up until six. I've got DD's strep and a fever, so needed the rest before the game.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:59 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Pregame begins." My pregame spread includes a baby vat of chicken soup. 'tis the season.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:06 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Pregame begins." Do you need me to send you a hot toddy through the interwebs?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 05:19 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Why does everyone (in Boston) keep saying the Giants fans are being arrogant? And the Giants? There's been a few bits of 'We're gonna win' and at least one player predicted a score, but talk show radio callers do not represent the bulk of the fan population: just the ones whom the screener thinks will stir up a few more calls. Besides, when was the last time you heard a team show up in a championship game with a battle cry of 'We will lose horrifically! But with honor! Bury us with smiles on our faces!' The extremely local mood doesn't feel like arrogance. It's more towards 'We can beat these guys. But they can beat us too.' Call it even...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 05:37 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." *nods* I'm not getting an arrogant feel from what I've seen, either. I don't think anyone (other than Boston) would blame them for having a bit more of a "we could beat them this time" feeling than that last time they played after 670 hours of pregame hype. Even when I really care about who wins I don't want the other team just lying down and giving up. It is no fun when one team just doesn't bother to play.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 06:51 PM (EST) 8. "Brady interview." Costas: 'You work for Darth Vader. Thoughts?' Brady: *clutches at his throat and gasps for air* He hopes they're doing the right thing: i.e. not getting caught.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:00 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." The Gronk seems to be moving fairly well during these last few practice minutes. Because football players are used to pain. Because they get the good shots. And because when you're deep in an abusive relationship, you'll cripple yourself for life to earn a love that will never come. NBC closes out the pregame show promises Faith Hill. Then Kelly Clarkson. Then Madonna. And possibly some football, if they can find the receipt saying they already paid for it. (My only regret on missing the early pregame show is losing the chance to see how much spit and bailing wire was holding the studio set together.) I don't care about Faith, I want Kelly to sing with absolutely no remarks on her current weight/build from anyone, and all I want to see with Madonna is Bondt declaring he wants one of those outfits. The Giants radio team is still in their pregame show. Of course, they started at 5:00 p.m. *takes food out of oven* Gee, I hope I can still taste any of this.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:05 PM (EST) 10. "Unintentional flub #1" NBC starts with a shot of the stadium interior which displays the Super Bowl's Roman numerals. The ones on the outside of the facade. Which, thanks to the shot's angle and the facade's transparency, are backwards. The only night where the majority of viewers are at this network and the operators of the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 have already reached for the quality control buttons and hit OFF.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:08 PM (EST) 11. "First NFL commercial." Collectively, the Player's Association will not be getting on The Voice any time soon.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:10 PM (EST) 12. "An NBC innovation!" The players are shown introducing themselves in standard name/school clips while they're walking to the field from the locker rooms. Uses up some filler time, means more players can be introduced, and keeps the editing crew from worrying about missing/covering any action on the field. It's actually a good idea. Watch no one else ever use it.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:17 PM (EST) 13. "Blake and Miranda" Who knew lip synching was that mentally taxing? It is like you can see that one poor neuron behind the eyes straining to keep it together.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:23 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Blake and Miranda" Huh. I was listening instead of watching (still putting food out), so I missed any visual cue. What gave it away?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:29 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Blake and Miranda" No lip synching flub ups, but typically all these performances are pre-recorded. It was mostly the robotic yet worried look on their faces of trying to remember what the sounds actually feel like in the muscles.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:18 PM (EST) 14. "Miranda & Blake." In case you forget what was coming up after the game. *listens* Short, but well-executed. Seriously: why isn't America the beautiful our national anthem? It has a beat to it and most singers can actually get through the lyrics without wanting to hang themselves.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:23 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Miranda & Blake." What, you don't like Drunk Tavern Song Karaoke?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:22 PM (EST) 15. "Kelly" On the other hand, I have no problems discussing the Female Moe Howard Haircut she was so proudly displaying to the nation... Middle-of-the-road anthem. If people are still discussing it two days from now, it was the most boring game of the current century. Commercial for The Dictator. I have already refused to spend money.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:24 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Kelly" I'm not quite sure why those heavy Mom cut my hair bangs are the in thing. I don't think they really flatter anyone.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:27 PM (EST) 19. "The AFC wins!" -- the coin toss! And what might have been the most certain prop bet of all comes through: the Patriots get the ball to start the second half, typically deferring. There's some very happy gamblers right now...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:41 PM (EST) 21. "How to stall out a drive." Sack. Run for a loss. Sack. Punt. But it was a really good punt.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:42 PM (EST) 22. "Bud Light Platinum?" And Brady apparently tried to pass to a zebra and gets a safety. So back to inappropriate metaphors--isn't that like trying to polish a turd?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:46 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Bud Light Platinum?" No, someone actually managed to do that in the lab. And thus Bud Light became the new turd.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:43 PM (EST) 23. "The bet no one had." First score of the game: safety! The Giants downed the punt at the Patriots 5, forcing Brady to scurry back into his end zone at the first sign of pressure. And then he intentionally grounded the ball. Two points and give the ball back. Ye gawds, what was the payout on that one? More or less than Hoodie's current blood pressure reading?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:45 PM (EST) 26. "RE: The bet no one had." LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 07:53 PM (EST) Wow, not only the first score but the Pat's very fist play of the game. Imagine playcalling that live, "Brady drops back... can't seem to find a receiver... under pressure... and he throws deep... deep downfield... and HE SCORES!" 2 for the Giants. Sorry, Tom, the midfield NFL logo does not count an eligible receiver.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 04:13 PM (EST) 112. "Okay, one guy had it." And in case you're curious, it paid out at 50 to 1. (So less than the BP number. Much, much less.) http://www.businessinsider.com/super-bowl-safety-bet-2012-2   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:45 PM (EST) 25. "Hyundai ad" I like the cheetah. To heck with racing the car that I can't eat when there is a slow human handy.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:51 PM (EST) 28. "Belicheat" 12 men on the field. The refs catch it, reversing a post-reception fumble that the Pats recover. Ouch.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:52 PM (EST) 29. "Lucky, lucky Giants." Fumble near the Patriots' end zone recovered by New England -- but somehow, the Pats had twelve men on the field. Five yards closer and try it again. Apparently this can't-count disease is catching. And so is the take-your-eyes-off-Victor-Cruz virus. Giants 9, Patriots 0. (Part of me was hoping for a field goal and ending the quarter on 5-0, forcing a million office pools to self-destruct.)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:52 PM (EST) 30. "9:0 Giants" Plays 19:1 *blink*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:54 PM (EST) 31. "RE: 9:0 Giants" The Time of Possession ratio has to be a lot worse. The Pats have had the ball all of just a few seconds.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:55 PM (EST) 32. "It's a moral outrage." Over/under on the number of protest letters the FCC receives over a nude M&M: two million.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 07:58 PM (EST) 33. ""Dave drove a Ford."" And if they hadn't given more fuel to the bloody Long Count fire, that might have been a classic. Fluttershy! You lost some frogs again!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:06 PM (EST) 35. "The line still applies." And now they're mad. Patriots driving hard and fast -- in Giants territory -- getting into the red zone -- -- and end of quarter. *waits* Battleship: the movie. I will detonate it with C-4. Okay, held them to a field goal with JPP batting away the third-down pass. 9-3 Giants. A lot of game left. Still waiting on a good commercial.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:09 PM (EST) 37. "RE: The line still applies." *squints at both team* It is like they know I predicted a 21:24 game and are doing their best to dash all my hopes of getting that right as early as possible.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:11 PM (EST) 38. "The theme they want to promote." LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 08:12 PM (EST) Doritos: letting murderers get away brings you snacks. John Carter and Disney: totally wrong together. Every other commercial features beer in some way. Pee in the pool to take revenge! The game quality has yet to be determined, but this is the worst early commercial crop in years.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:13 PM (EST) 40. "RE: The theme they want to promote." PETA has already filed complaint on the Doritos commercial for cruelty to cats.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:12 PM (EST) 39. "The sportscaster jinx" We're reminded that Manning has 9 straight completions to start the game, a Super Bowl record. Next play? Incomplete, tossed out of bounds.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:16 PM (EST) 41. "Howard kills it with water." Gawds, I hope that's actual audition footage. Okay, the workout dog was fine. And then Darth Vader killed the commercial. Do we have to give Hoodie that much extra pay?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:24 PM (EST) 42. "RE: Howard kills it with water." Please let Howard have a fire hose...please...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:27 PM (EST) 43. "RE: Howard kills it with water." Now that would be must-see TV. Who cares what the ImMoral Guardians think! It's idiot auditionees being hit with high-pressure water blasts! Air that five nights a week! And on Friday, sub in the pit trap with spikes at the bottom!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:31 PM (EST) 44. "And still no one can count to eleven." And now the Giants get caught with one extra in the huddle... If anyone wants to take the Football Hurts Your Brain case to court, this game may turn into Exhibit T. Travis Beckham out: ACL injury. Giants down one. *sigh* Giants have a fourth and three just into Pats territory. Punting -- touchback. And now more commercials. Why? More Coke polar bears. (The Arctic Home Initiative is doing horribly. Coke has yet to break the 200k mark.) Don't open that bottle for at least two weeks. Brady nearly intercepted... three-yard gain on a run... third and seven... didn't get the first down: about half a yard short. Plenty of game left, so Hoodie goes with a standard punt. Very good punt: Giants fair catch it at their 23 with no return. Probably about time to start pushing The Voice a lot harder. Giants marching. Into NE territory. The radio team mentions that the Patriots defense has been on the field a lot and is probably looking forward to the halftime show just so they can get some rest. And as a special bonus, they don't have to worry about seeing a live nude M&M. About five minutes left in the half. Giants turn third-and-inches into third-and-just-over-ten on a Traditional Stupid Holding Penalty. (Since 1926.) Manningham can't get a not-so-perfect Eli pass, so here's the punt -- and out of bounds at the Patriots 4. Running is dubious, passing is dubious, but the punter is on fire. It doesn't really feel like a Super Bowl, does it?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:51 PM (EST) 45. "George Lucas rewrites the whole thing again." More money! He must have more money! It's the only thing that justifies the forever-in-progress edit! (Stay tuned in 2020 for the Smellovision edition!) False start, Patriots. This knocks them back to their own 2. Brady will be in the end zone as an automatic. Can we get two safeties in one half? No, probably not: pass complete, second and five. And -- first down. They really want to keep the ball for a while here so they can close out this half and start the next one. Ideally scoring twice. Their ideal, not mine. Gronk appears and gets a ball. In case you were wondering where he's been. To their own 35. 38 -- and two-minute warning. Avengers commercial. And we wait. Obnoxious small dog racing who makes OchoStinko look restrained. Mark Cuban cameo. The commercials are descending to a level that would have to be produced by NBC. The game mercifully resumes. Pats cross to the 45. Speaking of Ocho, he is in this game. In case you were wondering where he was. Is that a catch-and-fumble? Did the Giants just recover? No -- downed by contact, say the refs. The radio team (which remains the Giants feed -- NBC sound is mostly off) feels this was the right call. Down to the 36 on the next play, but it's the Patriots' turn for a Stupid Holding Penalty. 1:12 left in the half. Back to the Giants 45, third and four. I fundamentally svck at telestrated play-by-play. I don't believe I knew the word 'telestrated'. Patriots get the first down: in outer field goal range. No one has any intention of calling a time out. Fifty-two seconds, second and nine for the Patriots. Brady under pressure, nearly sacked gets out of it, gets the first-down completion with Welker -- okay, now we have a time-out. Brady seven for seven on this drive. The postgame Hoodie film review will find a way to make this a bad thing. Time left for a couple of plays, and a touchdown plus kick gives them the halftime lead. Two time-outs left for the Patriots. Pass down to the 12 for a first down and out of bounds. Down to the 3 now for 2nd and 2. (Giants were offsides on this, but the Patriots had no need for that penalty.) Eighteen seconds. Woodhead tackled for a loss of one. Time-out: fifteen seconds left. Third and three from the Giants 4-yard line. Would Hoodie go for a touchdown on 4th if they miss on this play? Meaningless question. Touchdown, Patriots. Extra point makes it 10-9 New England. Brady once again receiving enough time in the pocket to apply for and pay off a mortgage on it. Eight seconds left in the half. The Giants have to receive the kickoff, but after that... Giants take the kick to the 26. (Some pushing between teams after the play. The deep dislike is coming out.) Four seconds left, but Eli ops not to bother Mary just yet and knees it out. Bathroom lines begin to form.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jims02 7328 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:58 PM (EST) 49. "Star Wars prequels" More money! He must have more money! It's the only thing that justifies the forever-in-progress edit! (Stay tuned in 2020 for the Smellovision edition!) I like how the opening of the commercial has Luke Skywalker in it, faking you out into believing they're re-releasing one of the good Star Wars films. But, no, it's Episode 1. Whatever. A 2003 IceCat original   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:12 PM (EST) 53. "RE: Star Wars prequels" George Lucas could not get me to pay for Episode 1 if he put me in the movie.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 02-05-12, 09:02 PM (EST) 51. "RE: George Lucas rewrites the whole thing again." I thought the best commercial was before the game even started. It was the geico one with the guy trying to lose weight so he hires three middle school girls. Every time he goes to eat something they give him looks and say eww, seriously, that is so gross.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:52 PM (EST) 46. "Twenty-six dominant minutes." Equals a halftime deficit.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:57 PM (EST) 48. "RE: Twenty-six dominant minutes." Pretty much the whole problem with playing Hoodie. The only card which ever seems to matter is the river. The radio team just noted that Eli hasn't really tried for any long passes today -- and that's Brady's specialty. The Giants can play clock grind all they like, but when your opponent only needs seconds for scream and leap, you'd better be able to match volume and distance. This game is nowhere near settled, but the state of the Giants in the halftime talk is a lock: they're being chewed out.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 08:53 PM (EST) 47. "Halftime: Patriots 10, Giants 9." First quarter: Giants. Second quarter: Patriots. Pattern: repeating will lead to trouble.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:01 PM (EST) 50. "Blended commercial message." "Bud Light makes you stupid enough to like Jay Leno." *shiver*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:09 PM (EST) 52. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 09:11 PM (EST) Maybe it's the meds I'm on, but the halftime show seems surreal. Helen of Troy theme turns into Cheerleader Squads non-theme. Then Drumline. What's is that 'M' on everyone's uniforms since the beginning supposed to be for anyway?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:15 PM (EST) 57. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." {Severus}Mediocre to the last degree.{/Severus}   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 02-05-12, 09:17 PM (EST) 58. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Definitely odd, but thought she did a good job. She looked fabulous. I know 50 year olds who can't get off the couch let alone move like that.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:12 PM (EST) 54. "At least the game is good." Because the halftime show sure isn't.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:14 PM (EST) 55. "Halftime show." I see Madonna is looking forward to The Avengers. I would pay to see Bondt in that outfit. Extra for video. Triple if you send it to his local RNC head. Dancer doing tightrope tricks, which proves at least one person on the stage wore their undies. (The question was there.) Do we love her? At the moment, I'll have to exclude myself from that. This is nothing special. No real spectacle, mediocre performance, and either the sound system in the stadium is horrible or her voice has been completely blocked by the backtrack. Cheerleader routine. Pom-poms flying. Backbeat of L-U-V MADONNA. And I was already physically ill. Special guest motormouth! I do not L-U-V Madonna. I can't even get to T-O-L-E-R-A-T-E. Now she wants me to open my heart and she'll make me L-U-V her. And we go into Like A Prayer because the Moral Guardians have yet to use up their monthly cell minutes. Heaven help me, say the lyrics. When was the last good Super Bowl halftime show? More to the point, when's the next one? Cee Lo. In case you forgot what was coming up right after the game. Again. (Two down...) For which team does this game feel like home? We'll find out. For why does the halftime show do this? No one knows...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:15 PM (EST) 56. "Madonna" LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 09:18 PM (EST) Girl knows how to put on a spectacle and do it well. Some of those dancers were amazing. ETA: I may be the only one that liked it, but compared to some of the misfires we have had it was much better than what a lot of people do with the stage when they get it.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 02-05-12, 09:23 PM (EST) 60. "RE: Madonna" Points up - I am on your side with liking it. DH said it was the best he has seen in a while.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 00:23 AM (EST) 103. "RE: Madonna" Kudos to Madonna for having the Hundred's drumline in the show.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:20 PM (EST) 59. "Sorry, Clint." How do we come together? We don't. Ever. Because the vested interest is in keeping us apart. But really, he made a good try.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:25 PM (EST) 61. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." First half commercial -- my votes 1) Pee in the Pool/Revenge (what was the product?) 2) Work out dog/Vader payback 3) (this may have been pre-game) Redeux of the classic Mean Joe Green Sinkers -- 1) Seinfeld/Leno duel 2) Dog commits felineicide 3) Anything else with dogs or babies   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:31 PM (EST) 62. "Speaking of scream-and-leap." 17-9, Patriots. And now I try not to enter the 'Why do we even bother?' zone. Still time left. Unfortunately, the NE offense considers two seconds to be 'still time left'.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:33 PM (EST) 63. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." And the Pats pull off the perfect "Cordray Special" Named after the long-time head football coach of my local High School, Gary Cordray. It works as follows: 1) Upon winning the coin toss, defer (or, if you lose, count on the other team to take the ball first) 2) Score at the end of the first half 3) Take the opening drive of the 2nd half for a score Back-to-back scores is always a confidence builder.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:39 PM (EST) 64. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." I don't just want the Giants to score on this drive so they can stay in it. I want them to score before any announcer can say 'unanswered points'. Decent field position to start. Moving -- at midfield... it would be nice to see Eli sling one, but I know his interception odds and they do not make me happy... Bear getting involved. There is a crazy Bear on the field. This is the only dance he knows. Just asked if I'd go for two on a touchdown here. @#$$ yes. A loss by two is the same as a loss by one: a loss. Might as well try to tie it up. Down to the 25. Not screaming and leaping, but at least going for some very aggressive hopscotch. Giants begging for a helmet-to-helmet penalty on the Patriots, but the hit was clean. Second and ten. Incomplete pass. Third and ten. Eli is getting pressured more than Brady has. Really starting to hate that touchdown question. Pass to the 20 and no way they're going for it on fourth-and-five, so here comes Tynes. And -- barely made it, avoiding the leftside miss by a yard or so. Patriots 17, Giants 12. Forecast time to next Patriots score: one second. (They will teleport. There's no rule against it.)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:48 PM (EST) 65. "First too-short commercial." The Pepsi Max spot was going somewhere -- and then ran out of time. Figures. The Giants defense has to make a stand here. Patriots starting at the 17. Pick up two -- and get clobbered. JPP shaken. Time-out. Jetpack flying squirrel suit. Well, there's a combination of words you probably never thought you'd see. JPP seems okay. Resume. Brady throws it away and nearly wins himself another intentional grounding penalty. Just his fourth incomplete pass. Third and eight -- and Justin Tuck sacks him. A stand has been made. The Patriots can score at will, but will isn't an endless resource. Giants take the punt and get it back to the NE 48. Not dead yet, but the pulse isn't exactly steady.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 09:56 PM (EST) 66. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Budweiser tries to design a commercial for their typical customer's attention span and nearly makes it. (The cuts needed to be a little shorter.) The running game appears to be imported from the Pee Wee league. Pass to Nicks -- ohcrap -- ball punched out, but the Giants fell on it. Possession retained, first down. We are reminded that there has not been a turnover yet. So keep that countdown running. Brandon running -- seven yards. Pop Warner has been achieved. Maybe another three yards -- spotted, first down verified. Nicely into scoring territory. Complete to Bear, another first down. Bear seems to be turning into a primary option. At the NE 11. Pick up three more. 2:20 left in the 3rd. Yes, I still go for two points here and if they don't score a touchdown because you asked me that question, you will not live to see the fourth quarter. Ball goes nowhere and then some. Third and nine. Eli sacked. Again. And here comes Tynes, but I may miss this kick because I'm in the middle of an attempted murder. Field goal made. Patriots 17, Giants 15. The jinxing party has locked herself in the bathroom. As if that'll save her.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:08 PM (EST) 67. "Pepe should have told us" He shot a Super Bowl Commercial. What a DAW!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:20 PM (EST) 70. "RE: Pepe should have told us" Whut? I did? (In Can'tada, all of the stations here, both local and NBC, show Canadian commercials)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:27 PM (EST) 72. "RE: Pepe should have told us" LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 10:36 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 10:32 PM (EST) Dabo is in it as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j1RCplpVaQ0#! ETA: I think you snuck Pene in at the end as well. ETAA: Actually Pene was in it earlier, riding with He Man! I was wondering why Pepe was chasing after He Man.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 00:28 AM (EST) 104. "RE: Pepe should have told us" Cartoons in a Metlife ad, what are the odds?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 02-05-12, 10:17 PM (EST) 68. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." The wego dog commercial for budlight was great.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:19 PM (EST) 69. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Punt to NE results in a touchback. Patriots move to their 31 because the Giants forget Branch existed and he opened an office on the sideline. Lots and lots of receivers on the field. All of them will be open. Down to the 36 -- and end of the third quarter. Kill Ricky Gervais! -- oh, he didn't die. Too bad. It was almost the best commercial of the game. Patriots to their 43. They will score a touchdown on this drive. And convert for two. And successfully onside. Twice. Brady -- nearly sacked, gets away, flushed out of the pocket, but he's got a receiver open deep, throwing, jump ball -- -- and there's your first turnover. Blackburn takes the ball on the Giants 8 and gives it back to the offense. My prediction rate has not been particularly successful. The Giants make a desperate attempt to give the ball right back, but recover their own fumble. Third and seven. Giants call time-out. They need to think about how to fail here. Whole lot of animated characters from multiple studios for MetLife. But no one more recent than thirty years. Because adults don't watch fresh animation. At least, not MetLife adults. Do you want to be a MetLife adult? I don't. The more I see of Smash, the less I want to see of it... Resume play. Patriots decide it's a good time for a neutral zone infraction. Now third and two. Eli completes one and gets down to the 28, so at least being sacked for a safety is no longer an immediate concern. Third and one. Ballard clutching his leg. (Patriots lead that 2-0.) Injury timeout. Bud Light makes you overwork-abuse your rescue dog. Complete to Cruz at the Giants 45. What a pity this isn't field goal range. (The Patriots have won or lost every Super Bowl of the Hoodie era by three points. Keeping that streak going will take some work.) To the Patriots 43. Ballard has a knee injury and probably won't be back either. At the 38. Long pass to Manningham -- and he can't get his feet down in bounds. Mario has been Mr. Almost all night, which puts him ahead of the majority of the commercials. Third and five. Play clock runs down to one -- and call their second timeout. After an incomplete pass. Yeah, that'll probably come back to haunt them. The jinxer considers venturing out of the bathroom. Possibly because the door will be broken down by the waiting. Well, might as well have taken the penalty for an expired clock: false start, Giants. So they're down a timeout and lost five yards anyway. Applause is mandatory. Third and ten. And the pass is incomplete. Giants calling for a penalty and the replay shows one might be warranted, but the refs do not care. Punt to the Patriots 8, fair catch called. 9:24 left. For such a close game, the Giants sure have svcked a lot.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:22 PM (EST) 71. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Career Builder and the Chimps hairy thumbs up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:38 PM (EST) 73. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." Brady finally getting some more pressure, but he can't be knocked down. Incomplete, at least. Picks up five on second down. Run down to the NE 32. My earlier prediction may have been a drive early. Another potentially injured Giant. Antrel. Patriots lead 3-0. That score is starting to look suspicious. To the 46. I am reminded that the Empire wins in the second confrontation. I ask if this means we're due for Round Three in a few years. Discussion of whether the Giants can commit penalties that will back the next meeting up by two seasons. Patriots on the Giants 47, third and 3. A stop here would be nice. And unlikely. First down at the Giants 43. Five minutes left in the game. The Patriots are running out the clock. They are playing Giants football. Competently. Lose one yard. Then incomplete to Welker (who was totally uncovered.) Four minutes left. Watch OchoStinko get one here -- no, incomplete and nearly intercepted. Does Hoodie have the ego to go for it on fourth and eleven? No: fair catch on the 12. One timeout left. Lots and lots of yards to go. Eli's interception is seriously overdue. Deep pass... And finally, Manningham's feet decide they like the feel of grass. Pass complete inbounds to midfield. Hoodie challenging. Of course he is: it's a general principles challenge. The hopes of negating this justify risking the timeout. Booth replays show Mario with both feet down and possession retained, but how much do you trust the refs? This one is a little too obvious: play confirmed and Hoodie gives up the timeout to Hope, which is the greatest of the treasures he likes to destroy. First down. Incomplete to Manningham. Need about twenty yards to really get into desperation field goal range. 3:34 left. Complete to Manningham, who seems to be the only player on the field because you can't double-team everybody. Down to the NE 34, first down. Two-yard gain on a run. 2:40 left, clock running. Pass to Nicks -- caught. At the 18. Field goal range and the two-minute warning hits. Trying not to believe.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:41 PM (EST) 74. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." They can ice the game here... not score too quickly, force NE to use their time outs, get the first down and the last seconds score, even 3, in a replay of what NE did in the first half.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:46 PM (EST) 75. "Touchdown!" Did you see Bradshaw hesitate at the goal line, like "should I score here or use up the clock?" Now the Pats will have to take it all the way in, but have 57 seconds on the clock. Decisions, decisions   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:48 PM (EST) 77. "What it looked like to me." Please tackle me at the one yard line. No we shall give you unobstructed access to the end zone. I shall try to fall down at the one yard line. No I shall push you into the endzone if you won't go in on your own. Fine I shall fall butt first into the endzone to avoid getting injured.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:04 PM (EST) 89. "RE: What it looked like to me." He could have stood there like a statue forever, it seemed like, until somebody decided something!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:48 PM (EST) 76. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." OK, so you score the go-ahead touchdown with less than a minute to go in the Super Bowl, and it's called a mistake... Yes, it makes sense in light of who now has the ball, but still.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:51 PM (EST) 78. "Breathe Estee, Breathe"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:52 PM (EST) 79. "RE: Breathe Estee, Breathe" And the 12 men I-Can't-Count happens again, this time with the Giants on defense with 9 seconds to go...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:54 PM (EST) 82. "Hail Mary..." ... ya'll come and get it and the ball gets knocked around, goes toward the ground, a Pats player dives for it... and... Sorry, Tom.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:53 PM (EST) 80. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." This is not a particularly noisy group. Quiet room. Extremely tense. Anyone mentioning two-point conversions aloud will be defenestrated with prejudice. Bradshaw running. To the 10. Turnover fear increased. Recovered a couple of their own fumbles, but how long can that last? First and goal at the seven: Nicks pushed out of bounds. 1:09 left. Bradshaw running. Stood up and stopped. NE calls timeout. The question of whether to stay tuned for The Voice is brought up. Review of designated drivers. General agreement that most of the room Needs A Freaking Drink. Bradshaw running -- almost stops just short of the goal line to run down more clock -- no, he decides to go in. Falling might have been the best decision and he knows it, but he took the score. The Giants are going for two. Discussion of whether this means we have to defenestrate Coughlin. Conversion fails. Giants 21, Patriots 17. Fifty-seven seconds left. Falling down at the one looks more like the better choice with every passing second. Punt results in a touchback. Field goal off the table for the Patriots, so it's eighty yards or nothing. That two seconds comment up the thread is scaring me. First Brady pass incomplete. Nearly intercepted, but nearly doesn't count. Second pass dropped. Third and 10, forty-eight seconds left. Brady under pressure -- sacked! Down at the 13. Patriots call their last timeout. But this is where miracles happen, fourth down, pass to the sidelines or scream and try the biggest leap of all... Fourth down. Totally quiet. Brady -- completes to the 33. First down, thirty-two seconds left. Of course. Complete to the 44, but it's the middle of the field. Ball spiked with nineteen seconds left. And -- twelve men on the field for the Giants. Ye gawds. Patriots at the 49, but no time put back on the clock. Nine seconds. We all know what they're going for. No? Tried for the sideline, but it's incomplete. Five seconds. Hail Mary, full of grace... Brady back -- chased -- throwing -- jump ball...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:54 PM (EST) 81. "Belichek's glare nearly killed me through the TV" Glad I don't have High Definition or that could have been lethal.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:57 PM (EST) 85. "RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed me through the TV" Looks can kill.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:58 PM (EST) 86. "RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed me through the TV" I remember his press conference after the original meeting, where he could barely get out eight words at a stretch. This time, I think he has to go through a metal detector first.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:54 PM (EST) 83. "Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17." It's his big brother's house, but it's the little brother's ring. I need a freaking drink.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:56 PM (EST) 84. "RE: Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17." *hands Estee a wine glass of non-alcoholic bubbly if your flu can handle it* Woot, woot!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 10:58 PM (EST) 87. "RE: Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17." *fans Estee with a towel*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:03 PM (EST) 88. "Let's be fair." The Giants didn't win that game so much as they escaped it. Stalled-out drives, fumbling but recovering their own losses, collecting stupid penalties and making basic mental errors as if a complete set of dumb would get them tickets to the next Super Bowl... if they'd been even remotely competent in football basics at several junctions, they would have been up by about twenty points. But they kept tripping themselves, and recovered their footing just in time to stumble over the goal line -- which in itself could have backfired by taking it too early. For me, this will be Super Bowl Twelve Men On The Field. Idiot mistakes everywhere -- but at the end, the Giants had four more points.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:06 PM (EST) 90. "Trophy presentation." Being slowly walked in. The Giants on each side of the aisle reach out to touch it. Then they lean in to kiss it.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:08 PM (EST) 91. "So....you gonna fire" the head coach like people have been calling for all season?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:13 PM (EST) 92. "RE: So....you gonna fire" Well, he did only go 9-7... Note that he used the trophy interview to bring up those stupid penalties. He knows they lucked out.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

moonbaby 17013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:13 PM (EST) 93. "SO glad" I drove home after the halftime show-fireworks going off around me. Oh, and my transmission light went on halfway home. Just great. No doubt there's going to be tons of inebriated drivers on the roads. Be careful out there, folks! Congrats, NY Giants!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:15 PM (EST) 94. "That guy in the gray hoodie sure looked grumpy."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:19 PM (EST) 95. "RE: That guy in the gray hoodie sure looked grumpy." He did look a tad grumpier than usual, but it is hard to tell his grumpy face from his happy face.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:26 PM (EST) 96. "The Voice Starts Early?" A show starting after a football game starts early???!!?? Who let that happen?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:30 PM (EST) 98. "RE: The Voice Starts Early?" When they say 'right after the Super Bowl', they mean right after the Super Bowl. Once the trophy presentation wrapped up, they pretty much swung over immediately. Maybe they should have dragged the rotating thrones out on the field.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:26 PM (EST) 97. "And since we don't have an ECST for it:" LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 11:38 PM (EST) We're one audition in and The Voice (which used its first few minutes to play Attack! Attack! Attack!) has already outperformed Idol. ETA: I threw a thread into Other Shows (which is where this show lived last season), but I expect it'll mostly get used tomorrow-if-at-all. I was already sick and the wear-out factor of this kind of game gave me stress company.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 02-05-12, 11:33 PM (EST) 99. "And so it's over for another year- random thoughts" Pots and pans from snacks soaking in the sink. Clean up this year much easier since Steelers weren't in it, hence no one over to watch, hence don't have to provide a myriad of snacks. Like to use the word hence. Home so don't have to worry about drunks on the road. Happy that the Giants won. No work tomorrow. This is a pretty good day.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:40 PM (EST) 100. "Belichek" ... was swoop blocked on the last play.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-12, 11:53 PM (EST) 101. "About the M.I.A. halftme birdie." I neglected to put in the circle's unimind agreement on it and the accompanying vocal while it was happening 'cause I've been sick and will be using this as truth until it clears up, but it came down to this: Desperate. Attention. Whore. Any fines NBC collects should be charged directly to her.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 07:56 AM (EST) 106. "RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie." Checked the video on-line and she may have used the full sh** word as well. I saw the brief funny blur when it was live, but didn't see the why. I wonder if that will help mitigate anything that they were ready to blur it, but were just a 1/2 second off??   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 08:24 AM (EST) 108. "RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie." It was so fast that all the British tabloids she was trying so hard to get into will have to use the same frame. I expect her to plead ignorance if she makes any public statement at all (beyond repeating the original one), and she'll probably get some backing from her homeland. Use of the word is legal on the BBC. No idea about the gesture.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 08:50 AM (EST) 109. "RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24DEb89uix0&feature=related But they do that all the time in America, especially on the road.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 00:22 AM (EST) 102. "Just realized." Tomorrow's Bill Simmons column/podcasts are going to be epic.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 03:14 PM (EST) 110. "Still waiting." LAST EDITED ON 02-06-12 AT 05:18 PM (EST) I realize columns take time to write and podcasts have to be recorded, but I was still expecting some sort of minor explosion early -- so I checked his Twitter feed. As of this writing, the last post made was sixteen hours ago and consists of two words: "That sucked." So right now, I'm guessing he can't type until he recovers to the point where he can feel his fingers. ETA: That was pretty much it. And now Grantland would like to present Portrait Of A Man Looking For Reasons Not To Kill Himself. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7547184/searching-silver-linings-indianapolis   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 02:07 AM (EST) 105. "uhoh" LAST EDITED ON 02-06-12 AT 02:14 AM (EST) MIA flipped the bird during the halftime show and it was broadcast by NBC for all of a fraction of a second. NBC has reportedly apologized. Don't know to who, but NBC has apologized.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 08:13 AM (EST) 107. "Stay classy, Boston!" Student riot at UM-Amherst to celebrate the loss, dispersed by flash grenades. Fourteen arrests. Any negative commentary about NY fans will not be entertained for at least a week.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 03:32 PM (EST) 111. "Spouse abusing." http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/7546795/tom-brady-wife-gisele-bundchen-blasts-new-england-patriots-receivers At least she's not attacking her Email list for not praying enough.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 05:29 PM (EST) 113. "RE: Spouse abusing." I say we line her up behind center for one play and have the Giants' Pierre-Paul ring her bell. She's acting as if she's already got post-concussion symptoms.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 05:38 PM (EST) 114. "RE: Spouse abusing." LAST EDITED ON 02-06-12 AT 05:39 PM (EST) Fair Used from the Simmons column linked in #110: "It's hard to overstate how provincial Massachusetts is. There's an "Us Against Them" mentality that's just part of the DNA. You grow up there, you live a full life there, you die there. That's how it's supposed to play out. There's been a local undercurrent for the past few years that Brady thinks he's too good for Boston (because he moved to New York, then California), that he cares too much about being a celebrity, that Gisele made him soft, that he's not really "one of us." So when you combine Gisele's Super Bowl week performance with everything else, take a guess what they'll be talking about on local sports radio this month. Is any of this fair? Of course not. Tom Brady is one of the greatest Boston athletes of all time. But when that Gisele-fueled backlash kicks into fifth gear locally (and it's already started), for the first time in Brady's career, he might have to win back Boston fans." Hoodie will now only be accepting applications from divorced and single players. Forever.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-12, 05:52 PM (EST) 115. "Hoodie, Karma. Karma, Hoodie." http://tinyurl.com/sorryaboutthehotelbill And he still has no idea who he just met or why it should be important.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-12, 06:44 PM (EST) 117. "Disagree" According to Boston Globe writer Greg Bedard, Underwood was released because, against Belichick's rules, he did an outside interview with BET. Underwood has already been resigned by the Patriots, but that seems like a pretty harsh penalty for one outside interview.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-12, 08:05 PM (EST) 118. "RE: Disagree" The abuser in a relationship only views a harsh penalty as any committed on the abuser. Just another day at the office for Hoodie. My only surprise is the resigning -- he may be waiting for the media attention to die down before kicking Underwood out the door in the dead of night. Giving an interview to BET shouldn't be a violation of rules, anyway. Taste, yes...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-09-12, 00:15 AM (EST) 119. "RE: Disagree" LAST EDITED ON 02-09-12 AT 00:20 AM (EST) Naah, Underwood is a player that Bill O'Brien (the departing offensive coordinator) stood up for in the past. The Patriots like him. I figured there had to be a reason for the Patriots to actually release him to add a guy that wasn't even going to be active to the roster, especially when there was no financial penalty involved (Underwood received the same amount of money that he would have received had he still been on the roster).   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

moonbaby 17013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-12, 12:03 PM (EST) 116. "Parade link" if anyone is interested you can see it live here: http://www.myfoxny.com/   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-10-12, 08:54 PM (EST) 120. "Brady's sis engaged to Youk" That's right... Julie Brady is now engaged to Kevin Youkilis. All in the Boston Family. Rumour has it that Tom Brady attempted to pass her off to Wes Welker but he dropped the ball, so Youk scooped her up instead.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-11-12, 00:58 AM (EST) 121. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." LAST EDITED ON 02-11-12 AT 10:00 AM (EST) Just so you know, we all survived Weatherford Day starting at the Crossroads. Not as on fire as on Sunday, winter is paying a brief visit, no one seems to much mind. “I can’t feel my hands.”   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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