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"Apprentice #5 Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 07:12 PM (EST)
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1. "Anyone want go hair-hunting?" |
The summary for tonight's episode is available if anyone wants it.
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 08:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I miss the Nutz! Have fun...Estee and I will try and keep this thing on track.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 08:53 PM (EST)
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4. "Pre-credits." |
Sean's harem has fallen apart. Allie thinks Sean needs to apologize to her for not backing her two Boardrooms ago. Roxanne seems to think Sean needs to go. Sean thinks he needs some sleep. By amazing coincidence, Sean and I use the same brand of earplugs. G'night, Sean. Don't let Allie bite. (Much.)
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 08:55 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Pre-credits." |
Sean was cracking me up with the ear plugs. HEHEHEHE! And, he volunteers to switch teams...SURPRISE!
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abettercandidate 8 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-08-06, 09:03 PM (EST)
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10. "plan of attack" |
i'd like to see these guys actually do a task well for once...the competition between the two teams is usually so lame. i think they should go blast the local hotels, frat houses and college dorms with flyers asap to get the word out. lots of people plan their tailgates in advance.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 09:00 PM (EST)
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8. "Segment #1: RU ready for this?" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-06 AT 05:23 PM (EST)It's another double-shill: Rutgers Football and Outback Steakhouse, with the briefing held at the Rutgers football field: Donald arrives via helicopter. The minicorps will run tailgate tents in different parking lots on the day of the Rutgers-Navy game. Whoever sells the most food wins. With the teams unbalanced, Donald asks for Synergy to give someone up to Gold Rush. Sean, feeling unloved, volunteers. This turns it into men vs. women again, which fascinates Donald. Synergy is thrilled to be rid of their testosterone traitor and dances their way off the field. Donald checks out the cheerleaders several times. And that's pretty much it. It wasn't a very long segment.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 09:07 PM (EST)
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11. "Segment #2" |
Lee is PM for Gold Rush because -- well, because he just graduated and this stuff is really fresh in his mind. Lee decides to go for the male audience by offering games, an eating contest, a money-grabbing pit, and -- cheerleaders. Lots and lots of cheerleaders. In fact, both teams think of cheerleaders, but while PM Roxanne and her crew are meeting with the Outback people and sampling the entire menu to see what they'll be selling, Lee is reaching an exclusivity agreement with the Rutgers cheerleading coach: he'll have the RU team all to himself. Imagine his reaction. Imagine his secret dreams. Okay, you can stop now. Lee probably hasn't. So Synergy's missed this boat -- but Gold Rush hasn't met with the Outback people. Hmmm...And Sean spells 'while' as 'whilst' in the flyer. Too much testosterone, and it hasn't aged well...
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 09:12 PM (EST)
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12. "WTF?" |
Was Synergy thinking by not making fliers or not having some type of announcement made at the pep rally.
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abettercandidate 8 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-08-06, 09:17 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: WTF?" |
maybe they can make it up by contacting the announcer's booth at the game....do they have budget to do that type of advertising? anyone know? right after kickoff, i'd start having a firesale that lasts through the halftime.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 09:17 PM (EST)
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14. "Segment #3" |
Does anyone know what 'exclusivity' means? The cheerleading coach meets with Allie (a former cheerleader herself) and renegs on her deal with Gold Rush, offering to send half the squad. Of course, Gold Rush has to be told, so said coach meets with Michal and asks to send 'one or two' over. Michael calls Lee and Sean to confirm. The answer is not only no, but hell no, and by the way, a certain Michael from two seasons ago still had his exemption, so -- the coach calls Synergy. Sorry, no pompoms. Live with it.Also, Gold Rush has their flyers working by the time of the pep rally and is passing them out there, with Allie running around trying to work word of mouth at the same rally with nothing to pass out -- Tammy and Roxanne are on their way back from the copy shop. And that night, when Synergy is going home, they pass Gold Rush -- who's working the Greek housing streets, passing out more flyers and word of mouth while training people to bash Synergy's parking lot. At this point, the only question remaining on the task is Gold Rush's exact margin of victory.
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Puffy 6571 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 09:17 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
*waves* just to let you know I'm reading the thread. ©Syren Creations, 2005
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 09:29 PM (EST)
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16. "Segment #4" |
Guess what? The editing lies! Y'see, Gold Rush has thrown a tremendous event. They give away a grill. They give away money. Michael's a great MC and he promotes RU football like you wouldn't believe. What none of this does is sell anything, and while people are over there taking advantage of the events, and some of them are enjoying Gold Rush's lower prices, they're not having food shoved down their throats -- except at the eating contest. Synergy, for their part, has accidentally discovered the joys of delivery. Allie stumbled onto this one with a $200 order from the baseball team, and now Synergy (dressed in cheerleader outfits) is running all over the lots, selling and delivering to anyone they can find. As a result, the final totals are:Gold Rush: $1750 Synergy: $2750 Synergy gets to fly out to Long Island, visit the Raphael Winery, and create their own signature drink from the grape-stomping on up. Gold Rush will be enjoying the taste of their own feet in their mouths later that night.
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TheWanderer 267 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-08-06, 09:50 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Segment #5" |
Okay... so as an impatient left-coaster (and the curious) want to know... Who gets fired?
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TheWanderer 267 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-08-06, 09:56 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Boardroom" |
Thanks for the update... As for next week... I share your opinion on Wal-Mart (Target runs a very close second)... if Sam Walton knew what was going on now, he'd be spinning in his grave. As for Microsoft, why does everyone feel the need to beat up Bill? The man saw an opportunity and a need and he filled it.. you really can't blame him for that! It's really IBM's fault if you really want to look at it logically (and no, I do not work for Microsoft). Let's face it, unless you're using a MAC, you're using technology that Micrsoft started and is giving you the ability to post. JMTC
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-06, 10:01 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Boardroom" |
It's not that he filled the need, it's that he goes to such extreme measures to keep anyone else from filling it better. Honestly, you'd think the man was an oil company.
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-09-06, 08:48 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Thanks so much for this thread. We were having severe weather last night, and they broke in a couple of times, so I missed half of the episode, and didn't get to see who got fired.
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