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"Steve Jones does math for you."
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-11-11, 09:48 AM (EST)
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"Steve Jones does math for you." |
'Paula has had the two thousand and forty-eighth nervous breakdown of her television career. This means that only three panelists will be voting. Two of them have already done so. Two out of three does not constitute a majority, so Simon will have to waste more of my precious show's time by registering his opinion.... ...I have just been informed that in America, unlike Wales, two is considered to be a majority within three. That means you uncivilized colonial (bleep)s are dreadfully uneducated and have wasted even more of my precious show's time by forcing me to correct myself to your idiotic math system on the air, bringing me that much closer to the ultimate sin of letting my beauty run one second over. God, I hate you people. Simon, you are rubbing one of your eyelids with just your middle finger. I'm sure that's supposed to mean something. Do you know what it means to me? You are wasting my time. Why is the stage starting to smell like fire?' ![](http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/48dfe4d259f93962.gif)
The political career is now a question of 'When'.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-11-11, 10:02 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Steve Jones does math for you." |
Are they ever going to get a math chip for one of these reality TV hosts that works?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-02-11, 04:32 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: I'm intrigued" |
No, because you never want to have one digit projecting from the fist: Simon was a direct target of the latest ineptitude implosion.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-20-11, 12:04 PM (EST)
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8. "Fired?" |
I'm seeing a lot of stories claiming his contract wasn't renewed for next year. (Sadly, we're still on track for a next year.) If so, I expect the Worsters to go into mourning -- he really grew on them -- and that the finale just had five extra cars join the pileup. You don't tell the valet he's being canned and then hand him the keys to your Ferrari. Nothing to lose and everything to cost someone else...
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