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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
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04-30-08, 09:45 AM (EST)
 
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4. "RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!" |
Here's the deal. You know every single one of the judges already have pre-written critiques before the contestants actually sing. They know who they're pimping and who they want gone. She just was drunk/high enough to mess up. I say get rid of the judges after the final 24.
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04-30-08, 12:30 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!" |
It's all Mad Libs.Your song choice was kind of (adjective), but I really (verb) the way you (verbed) the lyrics. Next time, you should (verb). (Hand clap). Simon answers: weak
was surprised by
didn't forget any of the
try singing Randy answers: off, dood
kind of dug
did your own thang with
really bring it, dawg Paula answers: pleasingly erudite
freaked out over
Gum? Who has some gum?
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04-30-08, 01:21 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!" |
(Hand seal clap)
Come on Ginger, I had to fix that for ya. 
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7. "Open Letter to Dr. Drew" |
Dear Dr. Drew.There is a current reality TV star that has been looking for another reality TV vehicle to increase her camera time. She's been on two shows already, including one focused solely on her. If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm talking about Ms. Paula Abdul. Check with "The Soup" they have a collection of her moments from her own show, various appearances when she was interviewed, and probably will have last night's debacle from American Idol cued up for Friday's show. Please review the evidence and see if you could find it in your heart to offer her a slot in an upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab. I know American Idol hasn't been the best for achieving long-term success in Season One, but do not let that stop you from going back to that show for clients. Please do not let her get on Dancing with the Stars, I'm afraid of what will happen if she actually has to go down stairs on camera, much less dance. A worried fan.
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05-01-08, 09:33 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!" |
Oh I hope it does!!! I really enjoyed that show.I thought about it some more and how about a chick with Rock roots: Pat Benatar, Joan Jett Someone nice like Pauler but without the substance abuse: Jewel Purely for my own entertainment: Courtney Love (Great TV Magic would be created with moments between her and Simon every week. LOL!) 
My future Rockers!
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07-01-08, 04:58 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!" |
>Reba would be perfect. But
>since she still has a
>career going on (not a
>has been like Paula), she
>might not have the time
>to devote to this kinda
>thing.
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> Every day
>is Spring with Agman
>
IF Reba were to become a judge on AI, I'd definitely never watch it again! Her and her country "twang" need to stay off the tvs!
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05-02-08, 12:42 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!" |
>Just don't expect her to read
>them. Actually, at this
>point, don't assume she's still
>capable of reading.
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>How much more does she have
>to do in the public
>eye before FOX acknowledges that
>maybe, just maybe, there's the
>faintest possibility something could sort
>of be very vaguely almost
>wrong?
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>According to our judge, this
>is the second time I've
>started this thread.
>If Tuesday night didn't convince FOX that Paula has a serious problem, I don't know what it's going to take.
I, and countless others, have known, for at least the past year, that Paula, if she doesn't have a substance abuse problem, is seriously out of touch with reality.
On Jay Leno last year, she acted obviously drunk. Or, on drugs. Swaying from side to side. Flailing her arms all over the place. Slurring her words. And, unable to speak in even one complete sentence.
And, on Tuesday night's show, if Paula wasn't drunk, or on drugs, her brain was on vacation. I missed Jason's first song during a short bathroom break. But, I still knew he had sung a song. And, that he had only sung one song. Not, two!
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05-03-08, 07:35 PM (EST)
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24. "Stop it now!" |
We need the Abdul!Without Paula there will be no attention brought to manicure accidents which are tragically under reported! Without Paula her dogs would feel unloved without someone falling on them! Without Paula we never would have seen Keanu Reeves in a fine dramatic role! Without Paula where would the contestants with freaky hair go to get a quickie? Without Paula how would the female contestants know if they looked pretty? Without Paula we would still have stuff to make fun of but the very soul of it would be missing. 
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