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"WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Estee on 04-30-08 at 06:47 AM
Just don't expect her to read them. Actually, at this point, don't assume she's still capable of reading.

How much more does she have to do in the public eye before FOX acknowledges that maybe, just maybe, there's the faintest possibility something could sort of be very vaguely almost wrong?

According to our judge, this is the second time I've started this thread.

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"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by mrc on 04-30-08 at 08:34 AM
"ST, you were fabulous on that thread dealing with 1980s comic books that you posted tomorrow. But the post about Bebo's bra that you posted next month wasn't your best. You really need to make Bebo's bra your own. Make it a multi-colored tapestry that we can enjoy. But you look fabulous!" </Paula w/o meds>

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"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Glow on 04-30-08 at 08:37 AM
Well, yeah, but she seemed fine next week.


"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Magnolia_Rocker on 04-30-08 at 09:36 AM
Omgod I agree. Yes, I get a laugh out of her drunkard blunders but seriously....does the show not care about her?? She so obviously needs help. Stat.


My future Rockers!

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-30-08 at 09:45 AM
Here's the deal. You know every single one of the judges already have pre-written critiques before the contestants actually sing. They know who they're pimping and who they want gone. She just was drunk/high enough to mess up. I say get rid of the judges after the final 24.
"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by CTgirl on 04-30-08 at 11:00 AM
I think she was listening to two different phone calls at the same time.


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"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by ginger on 04-30-08 at 12:30 PM
It's all Mad Libs.

Your song choice was kind of (adjective), but I really (verb) the way you (verbed) the lyrics. Next time, you should (verb). (Hand clap).

Simon answers:

weak
was surprised by
didn't forget any of the
try singing

Randy answers:

off, dood
kind of dug
did your own thang with
really bring it, dawg

Paula answers:

pleasingly erudite
freaked out over
Gum? Who has some gum?
clamshells



"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by jbug on 04-30-08 at 01:21 PM
(Hand seal clap)
Come on Ginger, I had to fix that for ya.
"Open Letter to Dr. Drew"
Posted by Snidget on 04-30-08 at 12:36 PM
Dear Dr. Drew.

There is a current reality TV star that has been looking for another reality TV vehicle to increase her camera time. She's been on two shows already, including one focused solely on her.

If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm talking about Ms. Paula Abdul. Check with "The Soup" they have a collection of her moments from her own show, various appearances when she was interviewed, and probably will have last night's debacle from American Idol cued up for Friday's show.

Please review the evidence and see if you could find it in your heart to offer her a slot in an upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab. I know American Idol hasn't been the best for achieving long-term success in Season One, but do not let that stop you from going back to that show for clients.

Please do not let her get on Dancing with the Stars, I'm afraid of what will happen if she actually has to go down stairs on camera, much less dance.

A worried fan.
Snidget

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by jbug on 04-30-08 at 01:23 PM
I hope you're not joking. I came in to suggest we all write to seriously get Paula off our TVs!

Please please please do not let her get on DWTS.

So, any ideas who we'd like to see her replaced with on AI?


Every day is Spring with Agman

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Glow on 04-30-08 at 01:49 PM
Sheila E
"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Magnolia_Rocker on 04-30-08 at 01:58 PM
Nah, keep Sheila E. with Greatest American Band. I liked her there and they had a good mix with the three judges. I do not see her jelling well with Simon.

Let's see.....how about....Tina Turner? Gloria Esteban? Maybe some Country influence (even though I hate country) Shania Twain? Reba McIntyre? Faith Hill?


My future Rockers!

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Glow on 04-30-08 at 02:24 PM
But is The Next Great American Band still a thing? Are they doing it again? (yay Clark Brothers!)

Reba would be wonderful, I think. The others notsomuch.


"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Magnolia_Rocker on 05-01-08 at 09:33 AM
Oh I hope it does!!! I really enjoyed that show.

I thought about it some more and how about a chick with Rock roots: Pat Benatar, Joan Jett

Someone nice like Pauler but without the substance abuse: Jewel

Purely for my own entertainment: Courtney Love (Great TV Magic would be created with moments between her and Simon every week. LOL!)


My future Rockers!

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by jbug on 05-01-08 at 11:02 AM
Reba would be perfect. But since she still has a career going on (not a has been like Paula), she might not have the time to devote to this kinda thing.


Every day is Spring with Agman

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by JusAnotherBachFan on 07-01-08 at 04:58 PM
>Reba would be perfect. But
>since she still has a
>career going on (not a
>has been like Paula), she
>might not have the time
>to devote to this kinda
>thing.
>
>
> Every day
>is Spring with Agman
>
IF Reba were to become a judge on AI, I'd definitely never watch it again! Her and her country "twang" need to stay off the tvs!
"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 05-01-08 at 10:07 AM
Sharon Osbourne.

Oh wait, this is serious. In that case...

Sharon Osbourne. She might be more coherent.


GO RED WINGS!

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Snidget on 05-01-08 at 10:13 AM
Sharon Osbourne. She might be more coherent.

Um...Ozzy Osbourne would be more coherent.

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Magnolia_Rocker on 05-01-08 at 10:33 AM
*snorfle snort* *wipes monitor*


My future Rockers!

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by Estee on 05-01-08 at 02:26 PM
And less stoned.

How low can we go?

"AI not taped"
Posted by Ricky on 04-30-08 at 07:05 PM
I thought the show was taped and they messed up the editing when Paula started talking about the second song that Jason sang before he actually sang it.

I was relieved to find out that the show is not taped. Paula is just crazy. Phew! Thank God! For a minute I was concerned.


Hope Monger

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by kingfish on 04-30-08 at 09:23 PM
Just exactly how can someone who says the same things about every singer, show after show, week after seek, mess up her lines? How drunk/drugged do you have to be?

And how much money does she make to be that incompetent?

I thought I'd never say this, and I'm still reeling at the prospect....

but Julie Chen does a better job reading cooter cards.

"RE: WRITE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAULA!"
Posted by YankeeDixieDoodle on 05-02-08 at 12:42 PM
>Just don't expect her to read
>them. Actually, at this
>point, don't assume she's still
>capable of reading.
>
>How much more does she have
>to do in the public
>eye before FOX acknowledges that
>maybe, just maybe, there's the
>faintest possibility something could sort
>of be very vaguely almost
>wrong?
>
>According to our judge, this
>is the second time I've
>started this thread.
>

If Tuesday night didn't convince FOX that Paula has a serious problem, I don't know what it's going to take.
I, and countless others, have known, for at least the past year, that Paula, if she doesn't have a substance abuse problem, is seriously out of touch with reality.
On Jay Leno last year, she acted obviously drunk. Or, on drugs. Swaying from side to side. Flailing her arms all over the place. Slurring her words. And, unable to speak in even one complete sentence.
And, on Tuesday night's show, if Paula wasn't drunk, or on drugs, her brain was on vacation. I missed Jason's first song during a short bathroom break. But, I still knew he had sung a song. And, that he had only sung one song. Not, two!

"The official FOX explanation."
Posted by Estee on 05-02-08 at 04:22 PM
Paula accidentally read notes she made during rehearsal.

Believe it -- or not.

"RE: The official FOX explanation."
Posted by Ricky on 05-02-08 at 04:35 PM
Paula's publicist is earning their money. That's almost believable.

BTW - On the Wednesday vote off show Ryan said the "online rumors about Paula are not true". I guess that covers this thread, MySpace, YouTube, perezhilton.com, idolforums.com, fox.com, americanidol.com... It's only an hour show he couldn't cover all the rumors specifically.


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"RE: The official FOX explanation."
Posted by YankeeDixieDoodle on 05-05-08 at 11:31 AM
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-08 AT 11:31 AM (EST)

>Paula accidentally read notes she made
>during rehearsal.
>
>Believe it -- or not.
>
Then, FOX needs to confiscate Paula's notes immediately after every rehearsal.

"Stop it now!"
Posted by zombiebaby on 05-03-08 at 07:35 PM
We need the Abdul!

Without Paula there will be no attention brought to manicure accidents which are tragically under reported!

Without Paula her dogs would feel unloved without someone falling on them!

Without Paula we never would have seen Keanu Reeves in a fine dramatic role!

Without Paula where would the contestants with freaky hair go to get a quickie?

Without Paula how would the female contestants know if they looked pretty?

Without Paula we would still have stuff to make fun of but the very soul of it would be missing.


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