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"Official RTVW Celebrity Apprentice Summary: Episode 10"
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"Official RTVW Celebrity Apprentice Summary: Episode 10"

These Boots are Made for Walking


*beep*

Mr. Trump your four-o-clock is here.

Send her in Robin.

Nancy Sinatra walks into Donald Trumpís office.

Sit down Nancy, and let me tell you why I asked you here.

Last week on Celebrity Apprentice (The money shot) the teams were asked to create a 4-page magazine photo ad. The product was Dial. The magazine was Redbook. The Dial executive told the teams to create something that represented both companyís core values.

Tito Ortiz the Ultimate Fighting Champion took the lead at Empresario. While at Hydra Carol Alt, the most beautiful girl in the world, stepped into the Project Managers position.
*puts hand to mouth* Besides my wife.

Titoís photos showed a shirtless Trace Adkins behind his guitar. Stephen Baldwin was skeered that it was too risquť and pleaded to play it safe. They did. Carol decided the ad should be sexy. She had a great slogan. Dial, "itís touched every moment of my lifeĒ. The pictures werenít bad either. The executives liked Carolís ad. Hydra won.
I ask Trace who would he fire. He told me Tito, because he let Stephen pick the pictures. I agreed and fired Tito Ortiz.

(And that my friends is the shortest summary you will ever see me write. k)

Mr. Trump, why am I here?
Oh, Nancy, I forgot about you. I like to hear myself talk as everyone else loves to hear me. I want to use your song about shoes. You know those walking shoes.

*cue music*

You mean ďThese Boots are made for WalkingĒ?

Thatís the one.

Youíve got it Sir.

*ding*

The Celebrity Apprenticesí walk out of the elevator into Donaldís Central Park penthouse. Omarosa leads the way.

Welcome to my home everyone. All my family is here. Baby Trump, the Mrs., and my other two offspring.



Donít you love my apartment? Itís the best one in New York. I would never ever say that. But other people do. Itís a nice apartment.

Letís get on with it. I love art. I collect art. You will sell art for your next challenge.
Tonight you will sell art at the prestigious Moti Hasson Gallery. The team that makes the most profit wins the challenge and money for their charity.

Choose your project managers now!


You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.

Omarosa states that she will be the PM. This was also the task ďthat got me fired the first time.

You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.

Itís very risky to be project manager. Hydra, who will be...
Piers Morgan steps forward and says I will, Mr. Trump.

Omarosa straightens her Super Hero belt, pulls up her boots and says:

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Good Luck and sell a lot of art tonight. The losing team will meet me in the boardroom.
Someone will be fired. Go have fun.


Omarosa ask the Gallery owner if there is a secret to displaying the art.
He tells her to follow her heart.

You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.

As Trace looks through the books of art they can sell he tells us;
I can tell you what my heart says. A child threw up on a canvas. I donít like this modern art. I only get a couple of the paintings.

Trace starts singing;



You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.

This is the first time all season Omarosa seems nervous. Who do we pick guys? How about this artist? What do you think? Piers has all kinds of contacts. What should we do?

Trace spends time looking at a piece of artwork that has this saying printed on it;
ďI have come to expect that there are always some people who will try to take advantage of me.Ē

Stephen you need to read up on the artist, barks Omarosa.
You want me to stop making calls? Stephen asks.
No I want you to do both.
Stephen replies, I canít read and talk at the same time.
Omarosa says; You canít multi-task, I have no problem with it.

She starts singing again.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do...

Piers is shown talking on the phone and sending emails.
*presses send*
Hydra finds out that there is a new media artist that has several pieces of the same item available for sale.
Weíve got our art; now letís go make some calls.

Piers starts humming:

...one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.



The teams arrive at the art gallery.
Hydra is in the back room and trying to figure how to get people there.

Omarosa sees that Empresario is in the front room. She now is scheming how to steal Hydra buyers. Stephen picking up her lead starts hanging around Hydraís space. Throwing things away, spying around corners, trying to find a bathroom, just bugging Piers.

Piers call Stephen a cheater and just wants him to admit it.
I wish he would just admit it and stop pretending heís from the same moral base as me.

Just stop it Stephen or Iím going to hit you.

Youíre going to hit me for trying to go to the bathroom?

The gallery owner shows up and asks why Empresario has not posted the prices by the art. This is how it is done in the art world.
Omarosa tells him they will tell the buyer the price. The owners again say this is how things are done in the gallery. Weíve got five minutes.

Omarosa starts waving her arms around directing where she wants the art placed.
Trace thinks she doesnít have a clue.

As the gallery opens, Omarosa stands in the front doors and starts directing people into her section away from Hydras. Piers calls for Lennox to go battle Omarosa. Make sure she doesnít take all the clients.

Welcome, Welcome, This way, *points and blocks* Welcome.

Lennox watches for a few seconds, tells her sheís good. He then step in front of her and start directing people into their section.

Trace sells a couple of pieces to a young lady who was furnishing her apartment.

ďI will always think of you when I look at them.Ē

Stephen is telling a group of young women the best place to eat.


You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that youīll never get burnt.


Omarosa is working on a nice looking male.

So what can I do to get you to say yes and change my life?
Just give me a nod.

We see Piers calling franticly and alone with his art. We finally see a customer on Hydras side. Piers tells her,
ďYouíre the Queen of Diamonds and Iím the King of Deals.Ē

Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what she knows you ain't HAD time to learn.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!

Carol and Omarosa walk in, followed by Piers, Lennox, Trace and Stephen. They all sit and wait for Mr. Trump.

Trump walks in singing:

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
.

How did you do Piers?

We did very well sir. As a matter of fact, we destroyed them.
Carol and Lennox agreed.

Omarosa, how did you do? This was your weakness last time, wasnít it?
Yes sir, and itís a repeat. We only sold 3 pieces. Piers had more red dots.

OK, Ivanka how did Hydra do?
Hydra sold 14 out of 20 pieces of art worth 164 thousand dollars verses Empresarioís 3 out of 16 worth 7 thousand dollars.

The Donald just shakes his head. You know this is the biggest slaughter in Apprentice history.
What happen?

Piers starts talking. It was personal, Mr. Trump. They say donít get mad, get even. I got mad last time. Trump adds; it the first time Iíve seen you mad. Piers continues, yeah, I lost my cool. This was about me proving a point that this is Celebrity Apprentice. If you are truly a celebrity, you can pick up the phone and ask people for money, then get it. I believe Omarosa is here by default.

Mr. Trump asked me to come and if you keep talking like that and questioning his judgment, he might fire you.

Piers states to Trump, I want to get back to the real issue. There was a slaughter tonight. I would like you to fire two of them and kill off Empresario tonight.

Omarosa starts making excuses like Iím only as good as my sales team, the men did better.
Carol states loudly ďthatís not true!Ē.
Little Donald adds that Carol did 4 times better than Empresario.
Yada, yada, yada! Bla, bla, bla.

*slapping hand on the table*

Alright here is what Iím going to do. Piers take Hydra out and celebrate in style. Watch what happens and enjoy. Congratulations, you led a team to the greatest victory in Apprentice history.

Sir, do we know how much was raised for Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund?
You won $51,300, now go watch what happens. Go watch whatís going to happen.

Make it nasty sir.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Omarosa hears the bootís footsteps and starts making all kind of accusations against Piers.
Mr. Trump ask if Piers would like to come back into the boardroom to defend himself.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.


Piers walks straight into the boardroom.
I just want to do one thing Mr. Trump.
He walks past Omarosa and plants a big kiss on Traceís cheek.
You are one beautiful cowboy.
He then walks back out to his waiting team and gives a laughing Lennox a high-five.

All 3 Trumps are laughing at what happened.
Omosora still holds to her stupid ideas.
Trace still has no clue.
The Donald says he understand what Piers did.

Anything to say Stephen?
Yes Sir, the Project Manager started of the day saying she lost and fulfilled the prophesy.

Thatís enough!
Iím a fan of Omosora but itís not even close.
Omosora, *points finger at her*

Youíre Fired!


*cue music*

She walks out of the boardroom and onto the elevator.
She walks out the front door into the dark.
She gets into a taxi cab.
Sheís gone!

Piers throws his hands in the air in jubilation.
He crosses his legs, leans back,
blows out the match, and starts singing.


These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Join us next time when the final five make sandwiches Omarosa Free!
Yum, Yum.

Real Life really crowded my life this last week. I didnít have much time to write between the must-doís. But everything got done and I found a new Rockabilly artist.

My inspiration for this summary came from:

Omarosaís Super Hero outfit
The song - These Boots are Made for Walking
Robert Gordon
The song is on his Satisfied Mind Album. I have fallen in love with his voice. His voice sounds similar to Johnny Cash.


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1. "RE: Official RTVW Celebrity Apprentice Summary: Episode 10"
Kircon - that was hilarious. I know you were late, but it was worth the wait. (although I could have done without that second last picture!!)


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Yeah, I had to wash my eyes out with soap.

Great summary tho!

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Loved it Kircon!
All the boots? wonderful!


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