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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Danke for the Drivel, SchwartzenSchnitzel!"
foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings
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03-19-07, 07:36 PM (EST)
 
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"Danke for the Drivel, SchwartzenSchnitzel!" |
So the episode of the Webisode begins, being produced by Passions and KB Homes. Passions I neither know nor care anything about. KB Homes are famous for their spiritless uniboxes that have metastasized like cancer cells across the Western US, making people rush to their local Home Depot to replace cheap, broken Guizhou made products with equally cheap, crappy junk made in Guangdong.So Team Kinetic stars Greta Garbleface MoanaMumbleface, whose project manager disappears at the beginning of production to get lipstick. Team Arrow does not star MoanaMumbleface and wins easily. I had to put a lot of thought into this paragraph. Arrow gets REWARD! A visit to see everyone's favorite governot: THE ARNOLD, who is another good friend of Tupac Donaldo. In the tortured land of ArnoldSmartness:
"Don't ever listen to: 'It can't be done'!"
(a touch of Disney? Try flying! Just keep jumping off skyscrapers until you figure it out)
"It depends on how you go through your pain!"
(Oh, we're getting plenty right now)
"For every attack, there's a defense!"
(obviouly he studied under Kwai Chang Caine, you Yellow Book sellout, you)
END OF CORNAN BARBARIANISMS.
(oh, and don't forget to marry Maria Schriver to help you along a weensie bit) Now for the point where somebody is going to be "fired like a dog!"
Due to possible dyslexia, poor MoanaMumbleface is studying the word of God, Kristine is reading TRUMP: Satan Translated. Hell, who do you think is at the right hand of The Hair?
Mumbleface gets the boot, after discovering that the rest of her team mates really do hate her, but they were just trying to be nice..  Gotta LVOE Tribey!
When is the next episode of Germicho? *sigh*
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amea_gari 585 desperate attention whore postings
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03-22-07, 10:08 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: WWTD" |
Okay, come on, enough with the mumbleface. Mona didn't mumble. She has an accent. She spoke very clearly, and very properly. She was easy to understand. Calling someone a name like that because some people have a hard time understanding her kind of reinforces the negative stereotypes many people of other nationalities have of Americans.
Look, I wouldn't want Mona on the other side of my technical assistance phone call, and I am all for being snarky about this craptacular show and the craptastic morons who try out for it, but don't we have enough legitimate stuff to make fun of?
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miss_ganda 457 desperate attention whore postings
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03-25-07, 02:59 PM (EST)
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7. "Someone threw a wet blanket on our little soiree" |
Hey there fooner / qwertypiesky (hope you don't mind the pet names).Our other thread was locked, the bouncers put me in a cab. Guess qwerty put in a little too much kick on my 8th margarita, burrrp. Anyhoo, let's see who gets to sleep in the mansion next week. Oh, I meant to say that Heidi did a good job w/her acting but even that couldn't fix the disaster that Muna was. Cheers !
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