So the episode of the Webisode begins, being produced by Passions and KB Homes. Passions I neither know nor care anything about. KB Homes are famous for their spiritless uniboxes that have metastasized like cancer cells across the Western US, making people rush to their local Home Depot to replace cheap, broken Guizhou made products with equally cheap, crappy junk made in Guangdong.

So Team Kinetic stars Greta Garbleface MoanaMumbleface, whose project manager disappears at the beginning of production to get lipstick. Team Arrow does not star MoanaMumbleface and wins easily. I had to put a lot of thought into this paragraph.

Arrow gets REWARD! A visit to see everyone's favorite governot: THE ARNOLD, who is another good friend of Tupac Donaldo. In the tortured land of ArnoldSmartness:
"Don't ever listen to: 'It can't be done'!"
(a touch of Disney? Try flying! Just keep jumping off skyscrapers until you figure it out)
"It depends on how you go through your pain!"
(Oh, we're getting plenty right now)
"For every attack, there's a defense!"
(obviouly he studied under Kwai Chang Caine, you Yellow Book sellout, you)
END OF CORNAN BARBARIANISMS.
(oh, and don't forget to marry Maria Schriver to help you along a weensie bit)

Now for the point where somebody is going to be "fired like a dog!"
Due to possible dyslexia, poor MoanaMumbleface is studying the word of God, Kristine is reading TRUMP: Satan Translated. Hell, who do you think is at the right hand of The Hair?
Mumbleface gets the boot, after discovering that the rest of her team mates really do hate her, but they were just trying to be nice..

Gotta LVOE Tribey!
When is the next episode of Germicho? *sigh*