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"I'm in love with Ivanka Trump"
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-08-07, 09:40 AM (EST)
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2. "Dear Ivanka," |
You may not remember me from the time that I brushed up against you in New York City, so I would like to introduce myself more formally. I am your greatest admirer. You must certainly have numerous admirers and from them you probably receive hundreds if not thousands of "fanmail". I want to assure you that I am not just some ordinary "fan". An ordinary fan may create a blog-space dedicated to you and place framed pictures of you around their home and taken recordings of your voice to be their personal ringtones, but they are still just fans. I have done all of these and more. My goal is for us to get to know each other on a more personal level. I feel a very strong attachment to you and it would be a real shame if we could not build on that. If you got to know me, I believe that you would have strong feelings for me, as well. If you would like to make me the happiest person in the world, please respond at your earliest convenience. I wait to hear from you with the knowledge that we will grow to become very close. Yours, zipperhead p.s. Anyone who says that they feel for you the way I do is a dirty rotten Rosie-lover.
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