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"After The Holidays.."
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01-02-18, 10:04 PM (EST)
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"After The Holidays.."
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-18 AT 10:42 AM (EST)

I think it's Gloom!

Bad things have happened!:
1. Girlfriend texts me @ 2:35am to dump me.
2. I burn the breakfast bacon.
3. Garage light goes "POP" and is totally dead.
4. Buckle on the back of my shoe fails when I was walking home from the store. About a mile.. Flap flapp FLAPPP!

Well, all I can say is this: Don't worry much about #1, #3 and #4, but I REALLY wanted that bacon, dammit!

*sob*

Hope it's not a portent of things to come!
eta: later that day:
1. Medicare says I have no "Part B" anymore.. WHAT?
2. Pharmacist calls and says Prescription Plan is no good.
What?!
3. I am asked to go back to the former Concrete Box where I
worked and teach idiots how to makes stuff. GAH
4. Girlfriend says not to worry, she just had a migraine, but
we need to "talk" Uh Oh! Rather glad that I am not going
to Hawaii with her this year. Crazy, eh?
Now, just waiting to hear back from my attorney on that "Illegal Use of Tear Gas" charge HeY! What could go wrong?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: After The Holidays.. kingfish 01-05-18 1
 RE: After The Holidays.. cahaya 01-06-18 2
   RE: After The Holidays.. kingfish 01-08-18 3
       RE: After The Holidays.. foonermints 01-08-18 4
           RE: After The Holidays.. kingfish 01-09-18 5
 RE: After The Holidays.. jbug 01-09-18 6
 Time to get out the mop. kingfish 01-10-18 7
   *Kicks Mop* foonermints 01-11-18 8
   RE: Time to get out the mop. foonermints 02-01-18 9
       RE: Time to get out the mop. foonermints 04-06-18 10
           RE: Time to get out the mop. foonermints 04-13-18 11
               RE: Time to get out the mop. foonermints 04-21-18 12
                   RE: Time to get out the mop. foonermints 06-14-18 13

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01-05-18, 01:52 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: After The Holidays.."
Burnt bacon has it's own charm.

But that shoe! Really feel for you, man.

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2. "RE: After The Holidays.."
LAST EDITED ON 01-07-18 AT 00:39 AM (EST)

Anytime g/f wants to “talk”, it’s about that “c” word. You know, “commitment”.


Pepe's summer 2013 sig blast

The sex isn’t enough.

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3. "RE: After The Holidays.."
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Women! They never want to talk about the "C" word that I want to talk about, only the "C" word that they want to talk about.

I say this equal opportunity thing has to go both ways. I get to pick the "C" word that I want to talk about on even numbered days, and she gets to talk about her "C" word on odd numbered days. Just make it perfectly equal, we both talk about something else on the last day of every non-leap year.

(Now what was my "C" word again? I know I had it here somewhere. I'll look under the couch cushions.)

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LAST EDITED ON 01-08-18 AT 08:45 PM (EST)


I'm confused!

Does this have something to do with Twanky? T... C... what's in a letter?

The alphabet is a disorganized mess.

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5. "RE: After The Holidays.."
Finally. We have the official motto of Foonerville!

"I'm confused". Or "Ere confusium" as it will be on our coinage. .

(Because, you know, one thing we can agree on is - We Be So Confused).

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6. "RE: After The Holidays.."

#1? The other mint of the foonermints?


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7. "Time to get out the mop."
Oh brother.
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01-11-18, 10:24 AM (EST)
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8. "*Kicks Mop*"
Time to get out there and start Kicking!
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9. "RE: Time to get out the mop."
*rekick*
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10. "RE: Time to get out the mop."
Girlfriend has finally dumped me this week. *sob*
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11. "RE: Time to get out the mop."
Mopping!
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12. "RE: Time to get out the mop."
*MopBoot*

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13. "RE: Time to get out the mop."
*Staying booted by girlfriend*
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