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"Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 04-22-17 AT 02:18 PM (EST)

http://tinyurl.com/foonerville

We've found what could be Fooner's paradise. And, since we are all best friends, our paradise too.

For 3.5 Mill Mayor Fooner can cut the ribbon on a laid back existence in a tiny town surrounded by national forest in Oregon. With no silly illegal moonshining rules, no silly rules about loud music, and no stop lights.

All that is needed is a kickstarter campaign, and the easy life will begin.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 *Claps Hands Together* YES!! foonermints 04-23-17 1
   Applying... kingfish 04-23-17 2
   RE: *Claps Hands Together* YES!! cahaya 04-23-17 4
 applying for position of.... jbug 04-23-17 3
   RE: applying for position of.... foonermints 04-24-17 5
       RE: applying for position of.... kingfish 04-24-17 6
           Uh Oh! foonermints 04-24-17 7
               RE: Uh Oh! jbug 04-24-17 8
                   Co-Sherrif! foonermints 04-25-17 9
                       RE: Co-Sherrif! cahaya 04-25-17 10
                           Remember foonermints 04-26-17 11
                               Foonerbar... cahaya 04-26-17 12
                           RE: Co-Sherrif! jbug 04-30-17 19
 Foonerville foonermints 04-28-17 13
   RE: Foonerville kingfish 04-28-17 14
       RE: Foonerville foonermints 04-28-17 15
   RE: Foonerville cahaya 04-29-17 16
       RE: Foonerville foonermints 04-29-17 17
           RE: Foonerville kingfish 04-30-17 18
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville © foonermints 05-03-17 20
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville © cahaya 05-03-17 21
       RE: Welcome to Foonerville © foonermints 05-04-17 22
           RE: Welcome to Foonerville © kingfish 05-04-17 23
               Foonerville © foonermints 05-04-17 24
                   RE: Foonerville © cahaya 05-04-17 25
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 05-05-17 26
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 05-05-17 27
   Land Ho! cahaya 05-05-17 28
       Cocaine foonermints 05-06-17 29
           RE: Cocaine kingfish 05-06-17 30
               Long Gone foonermints 05-06-17 31
                   RE: Long Gone kingfish 05-07-17 32
                       RE: Longer Around Than You foonermints 05-07-17 33
       Mayor Fooney Brown kingfish 05-12-17 39
           Chapel Bells Go "BUNG"?! foonermints 05-12-17 40
               RE: Chapel Bells Go "BUNG"?! cahaya 05-12-17 41
               RE: Chapel Bells Go "BUNG"?! kingfish 05-12-17 42
                   Only The Lonely foonermints 05-13-17 43
 Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 05-07-17 34
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville cahaya 05-07-17 35
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 05-08-17 36
       Upon reflection, kingfish 05-08-17 37
           RE: Upon reflection, cahaya 05-08-17 38
 The Foonerville Coast.. foonermints 05-13-17 44
   RE: The Foonerville Coast.. foonermints 05-13-17 45
 Foonerville © Filming Rights foonermints 05-13-17 46
   RE: Foonerville © Filming Rights kingfish 05-13-17 47
       RE: Foonerville © Filming Rights cahaya 05-15-17 48
           RE: Foonerville © Filming Rights kingfish 05-15-17 49
               Shark Attack! by The Surf Punks.. foonermints 05-15-17 50
                   Peace thru... cahaya 05-18-17 51
                       RE: Peace thru... kingfish 05-19-17 52
                           Foonerville Tourism Cordinator kingfish 05-19-17 53
                               RE: Foonerville Tourism Cordinator foonermints 05-20-17 55
                                   He keeps his mouth shut, kingfish 05-20-17 56
                           Militia Tee Shirt.. foonermints 05-19-17 54
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 05-21-17 57
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 05-24-17 58
 Fooner's retreat kingfish 05-27-17 59
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 06-01-17 60
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 06-01-17 61
       Gisele foonermints 06-01-17 62
           So... kingfish 06-01-17 63
               RE: So... foonermints 06-03-17 64
                   Do Not Disturb! foonermints 06-04-17 67
                       RE: Do Not Disturb! kingfish 06-04-17 68
                           Nah.. foonermints 06-06-17 75
   Speed bumps? cahaya 06-03-17 65
       RE: Speed bumps? kingfish 06-04-17 66
       RE: Speed bumps? foonermints 06-07-17 76
 Who's got Mail? kingfish 06-05-17 69
   Swoop! foonermints 06-05-17 70
       RE: Swoop! kingfish 06-06-17 71
           RE: Swoop! kingfish 06-06-17 72
               RE: Swoop! cahaya 06-06-17 73
   RE: Who's got Mail? cahaya 06-06-17 74
       RE: Who's got Mail? kingfish 06-07-17 77
           Your Weight foonermints 06-07-17 78
               RE: Your Weight cahaya 06-07-17 79
               RE: Your Weight kingfish 06-07-17 80
 Do NOT bring to Foonerville © foonermints 06-12-17 81
   RE: Do NOT bring to Foonerville ... kingfish 06-12-17 82
       RE: Do NOT bring to Foonerville ... foonermints 06-12-17 83
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 06-17-17 84
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 06-18-17 85
 Y'all need to.... jbug 06-18-17 86
   Wishing you... cahaya 06-18-17 87
       RE: Wishing you... jbug 06-19-17 90
   RE: Y'all need to.... kingfish 06-18-17 88
       RE: Y'all need to.... jbug 06-19-17 89
           My My MY foonermints 06-19-17 91
               June 16th foonermints 06-20-17 92
                   RE: June 16th kingfish 06-20-17 93
                       RE: June 16th foonermints 06-20-17 94
                           RE: June 16th cahaya 06-20-17 95
                       RE: June 16th jbug 06-21-17 96
                           RE: June 16th kingfish 06-21-17 97
                           RE: June 16th cahaya 06-21-17 98
 BOINK! foonermints 06-22-17 99
   Official bird? kingfish 06-22-17 100
       RE: Official bird? cahaya 06-22-17 101
           RE: Official bird? kingfish 06-23-17 102
       RE: Official bird? kingfish 06-24-17 103
           Your Mayor foonermints 06-25-17 104
               RE: Your Mayor kingfish 06-25-17 105
                   Quandry, you say? cahaya 06-25-17 106
                       RE: Quandry, you say? kingfish 06-26-17 107
                           RE: Quandry, you say? cahaya 06-26-17 109
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville taffnic 06-26-17 108
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville cahaya 06-26-17 110
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 06-27-17 111
       RE: Welcome to Foonerville cahaya 06-27-17 112
   Taffnic foonermints 07-02-17 115
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 06-30-17 113
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville cahaya 06-30-17 114
 Foonerville © Sunset.. foonermints 07-02-17 116
   RE: Foonerville © Sunset.. cahaya 07-03-17 117
       RE: Foonerville © Sunset.. foonermints 07-03-17 118
   RE: Foonerville © Sunset.. kingfish 07-03-17 119
       RE: Foonerville © Sunset.. kingfish 07-07-17 120
           RE: Foonerville © Sunset.. cahaya 07-07-17 121
       RE: Foonerville © In Winter.. foonermints 07-08-17 122
           RE: Foonerville © In Winter.. kingfish 07-09-17 123
           RE: Foonerville © In Winter.. kingfish 07-10-17 124
               RE: Foonerville © In Winter.. foonermints 07-10-17 125
                   Makalu foonermints 07-10-17 126
                       RE: Makalu kingfish 07-10-17 127
                           RE: Makalu foonermints 07-11-17 128
                               RE: Makalu kingfish 07-12-17 129
                                   Boobies.. foonermints 07-13-17 130
                                       RE: Boobies.. kingfish 07-13-17 131
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville taffnic 07-13-17 132
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 07-13-17 133
       RE: Welcome to Foonerville cahaya 07-14-17 134
           Throw out the case, Judge.... kingfish 07-15-17 135
               Piccolos? foonermints 07-17-17 137
   FishKing Is Correct! foonermints 07-17-17 136
       RE: FishKing Is Correct! kingfish 07-17-17 138
 Welcome to Fooner Isle kingfish 07-20-17 139
   RE: Welcome to Fooner Isle kingfish 07-26-17 140
 A Thank You from Your Mayor foonermints 07-27-17 141
   Now there's a... cahaya 07-27-17 142
       AND foonermints 07-31-17 143
           RE: AND cahaya 07-31-17 144
               Skunks foonermints 07-31-17 145
                   RE: Skunks kingfish 07-31-17 146
                       RE: Skunks foonermints 08-04-17 147
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 08-18-17 148
   My Minions foonermints 08-22-17 149
       RE: My Minions kingfish 08-22-17 150
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 08-29-17 151
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 09-01-17 152
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 09-24-17 153
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 10-04-17 154
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville kingfish 10-13-17 155
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 10-13-17 156
   RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 10-27-17 157
 RE: Welcome to Foonerville foonermints 10-30-17 158
 RE: Foonerville © Announces foonermints 11-13-17 159
 Gun Control @ Foonerville© foonermints 11-19-17 160

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04-23-17, 02:31 PM (EST)
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1. "*Claps Hands Together* YES!!"
My very own town! Dayuuum!
You are right! We'll set up the Town Still right behind my new office. A copper vat as big as the ones those girls used to bathe in on "Petticoat Juncction"!
No stop lights? You bet. Just a speed trap consisting of a log that falls on the car if it's going faster than I want it to, which is whatever I feel like. The "Speed Trap Log" will only fall near more expensive cars, which I will confiscate. The fine? Two years hard labor for the miscreant - In the local peach orchards (brandy) and Corn Fields (duh).
Now.. as to loud music.. I will expand on this

As Lieutenant Mayor, I appoint Kingfish, although I may kick him to the curb in favor of greenmachine. Who will step up? And who will fix that crooked rain gutter over my new store?

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2. "Applying..."
...for the position of town dirty old man.

I think I have a knack.

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4. "RE: *Claps Hands Together* YES!!"
Well, howdy, Mayor Fooner! I hear ya needs a new sheriff to trap them thar outatown speedsters in their fancy schmancy cars!

If you gots ya a sheriff awready, I'll happily serve as the tax collector and treasurer.

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04-23-17, 09:03 PM (EST)
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3. "applying for position of...."
? ummmmm..... what's available?


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5. "RE: applying for position of...."
What are you interested in, Ms jBug? No doubt a position of Authority! Deputy Mayor? Someone has to look after the shenanigans of The Official Dirty Old Man, and keep the new Sherrif under control with that new Red Tesla he got yesterday.

Hmm.. how did he afford that the first day on the job?

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6. "RE: applying for position of...."
Also, the position of Roving Reporter for the Foonerville Funtime News is open. In Foonerville, the news is not restricted by facts.

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7. "Uh Oh!"
The Dirty Old Man may be a spy for FOX.
Keep your eye on him, Sherrif!

Deputy Mayor jBug: Watch them both. As closely as we should have been watching that Suzzee girl, wherever SHE vanished to.

Is there a black hole located South of town?

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8. "RE: Uh Oh!"
black hole? I don't know about that....
but I'm pretty sure there is a hangin tree near by if needed....

yes, I'm that kind of sheriff

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04-25-17, 06:48 PM (EST)
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9. "Co-Sherrif!"
OK, you are Oficially Co-Sherrif with Cahaya. You look after the hangings, and anybody left can be delt with by your partner.

I hear he makes a mean Pasta Fazool.

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10. "RE: Co-Sherrif!"
Woo, I gots me a depetty, an' a lady at that, yeehaw!

Dunna worry, I'll give her plenty of rope.

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11. "Remember"
LAST EDITED ON 04-26-17 AT 03:27 AM (EST)

The Dirty Old Man is protected from hanging by Mayoral Decree.
Plus, I think he hangs out near that tree waiting for entertainment, when he isn't guzzling moonshine at the Foonerbar.


My best customer, if he'd only pay his bill. Probably ony carries Quatloos or something.

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12. "Foonerbar..."
... ist wunderbar!
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04-30-17, 08:56 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Co-Sherrif!"
smoochies....


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13. "Foonerville"
Does NOT need a new roof. Certainly not from spamming idiots.
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14. "RE: Foonerville"
We got a she-sheriff who was elected on the platform of making the hanging tree great again by hanging spammers.

Much more fun than hanging Chad, after the first couple of times old Chad kinda lost his entertainment value. And he sorta stunk too. Spammers are a lot more fun to watch turn blue and purple and green. They keep coming back, so we might as well and make use of them.

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15. "RE: Foonerville"
Fertilizer!
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16. "RE: Foonerville"
And no nail stylists, neither!
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17. "RE: Foonerville"
Unless she is cute, legal and will work next door to both the Foonerbar© and helps the girls "Upstairs" in the Kingfish Tavern". They need to look their best, claws and all.
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18. "RE: Foonerville"
Ye Olde Kingfish Tavern!

Home base for really really cute but raunchy girls of the upstairs entertainment corps. They do give parking validations.

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20. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville ©"
Foonerville © will be updating The Kingfish Tavern "massage spa", complete with sauna and steam bath, and of course, hot tubs. This was possible due to all the "under the table money" generous kickbacks donations to the Mayor's reelection campaign. Which by the way is unneeded as he is the unopposed Fearless Leader of Foonerville© is greatly appreciated not to mention the side benefits.


As an addendum: Henceforth and Forever Dr Phil and similar Dodo Birds are banned from the town limits (although they may still be hunted with a size 12 boot and larger in the woods on the outskirts, for a good kicking.

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21. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville ©"
although they may still be hunted with a size 12 gauge shotgun boot and larger in the woods on the outskirts, for a good kicking recoil.

Fixed.

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22. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville ©"
Had a slight problem with my "train of thought" there. The Mayor appreciates your correction!

All Whoopi Goldbergs and even look-alikes are also banned to the size 12 woods out-of-town.

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23. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville ©"
Just don't ban Miami beach babes. I would be sad.

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24. "Foonerville ©"
Your Mayor has only seen pictures. Miami Beach Babes are definitely welcome in MY town. As long as they are clothed in an appropriate fashion.
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25. "RE: Foonerville ©"
Miami Beach Babes are definitely welcome in MY town. As long as they are unclothed in an appropriate fashion.

Fixed.

The local sheriff here won't make any misdemeanor arrests for in decent exposure.

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26. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-17 AT 03:22 AM (EST)


The council is working on an official song.. I was thinking "Land Ho" by the Doors..
Emmylou Harris is also a possibility. I like to hear her yammering out of Ye Odle Kingfish Tavern. Yodeling?

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27. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-17 AT 01:37 PM (EST)

Emmy Lou can wag her epiglottis in ye olde tavern any older time.

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28. "Land Ho!"
Grandma loved a sailor, who sailed the frozen sea
Grandpa was that whaler and he took me on his knee
He said: "Son, I'm going crazy from livin' on the land
Got to find my shipmates and walk on foreign sands"

This old man was graceful with silver in his smile
He smoked a briar pipe and he walked four country miles
Singing songs of shady sisters and old time liberty
Songs of love and songs of death and songs to set men free
Ya!

I've got three ships and sixteen men
A course for ports unread
I'll stand at mast, let north winds blow till half of us are dead
Land ho!

Well, if I get my hands on a dollar bill gonna buy a bottle and drink my fill
If I get my hands on a number five gonna skin that litlle girl alive
If I get my hand on a number two come back home and marry you
Marry you, marry you
Alright!
Land ho!



Piracy on the high seas and flying of the Jolly Roger by agman

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LAST EDITED ON 05-06-17 AT 00:33 AM (EST)

Friggin' Ye Olde KingFish Tavern. If i ever hear Eric Clapton again, I'll have to buy concert tickets. Although I can live with "Sweet Home Alabama" Makes me want to Kalabash my size 12.

Oz Never Gave anything to the Tin Man, either.

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30. "RE: Cocaine"
Saved a little moonshine,eh?


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31. "Long Gone"
Might need a Summer Exchange. I'll host. Just quit SpecOps, but I am still the Goddam mayor of Foonerville ©
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32. "RE: Long Gone"
Who's in charge of getting possums out of the basement? Don't say me, I won't go near one of those monster rats. They got teeth. And they hiss.
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33. "RE: Longer Around Than You"
Will ever be. Marsupials, breeding thousands of new Rats in your basement. Pray to the Baby Jesus it gets tired of your company and Leaveth They Way It Came..
Remember, they ate the Dinosaurs. Who's next?

'Possums are now the Official Bird of Foonerville©

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39. "Mayor Fooney Brown"

There's a village hidden deep in the valley
Among the pine trees half forlorn
And there on a sunny morning
Mayor Fooney Brown was born

(bung, bung, bung, bung)
All the chapel bells were ringing in the little valley town
And the song that they were singing was for baby Fooney Brown
Then the little congregation prayed for guidance from above
"Lead us not into Boink-u-tation, bless this hour with a jar of Shine, Guide him to drinks on the house for all beach babes!!!!

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40. "Chapel Bells Go "BUNG"?!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-12-17 AT 07:46 PM (EST)

Great Poetry, but where's the tune? I henceforth declare "Mayor Fooney Brown" the official poem of Foonerville © Could be sung with a garage band as backup. Kick out Jim Morrison. This is fresher, and he's dead anyway. *sob*

Where is my last cask of Mead?! More Mead!! More Mead!!!

Then I can design some funky sigpics for Foonerville ©

"Tilts cask and sucks last drops from bunghole.."
Oh wait, that doesn't sound quite right..

Cr@p, I need a mouthpiece to write these thins.. {/Ricky Ricardo}

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41. "RE: Chapel Bells Go "BUNG"?!"
I was thinking of a CCR tune with Fogerty at the vocal lead, rhythm and key something like Born on the Bayou, something kingfish (living in those parts) would dig.
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42. "RE: Chapel Bells Go "BUNG"?!"
Yes they do. French bells do. Bung Bung Bung Bung.

But that's a good decision, the FoonerVille Anthem.

I wrote it many years ago (in France, 1945 in Bastogne recovering from wounds suffered in the battle of the bulge - I had to use the pseudonyms Jean Villard Gilles and Marc Herrand for legal reasons) and later recorded by Roy Orbison;

http://tinyurl.com/foonervilleanthem

I let him record it because he could hit higher notes than I could. Of course I could have changed to a more accessible key, but, well, Roy begged so miserably that I let him have it. And did I get any royalties? Did I? No. I didn't. So I let the Browns try it. They did pretty well too.

The nun who nursed me back to health? Well, that's another story which coincidently also involved barrels of mead.

So Bring on the Mead, I declare this to be Sexy Beach Bunny Nun Day.

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43. "Only The Lonely"
Still gotcha some of that Blabtist Preacher Inya? God take me to Heaven and throw me back to Hell. Why is the Mayor of Foonerville © still on the Plant? .. or PLANET.


I believe we need some pretty women on the Beach.

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34. "Welcome to Foonerville"
A nice day by the Foonerville© coast..

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35. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
It looks kinda lonely out there... where are the beach babes?

You need to appoint a Foonerville tourism board to generate some interest in this sleepy town.

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36. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the sleepy little town of zrfoonerville, which is in the middle of a national forest, also has an ocean.

And also don't want no stinkin' tourists. The hanging tree was plenty good enough entertainment for our pappys, and it's good enough for us.

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37. "Upon reflection,"
...we do have a need for a beach babes tourists bureau.
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38. "RE: Upon reflection,"
For sure... we've already got enough beach bums around here, just not enough beach buns.


Ragtop Ride by foonermints

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44. "The Foonerville Coast.."
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-17 AT 03:09 AM (EST)


Not quite Midnight in the Gaden of Good and Evil.

Gadsden? Garden? Fu*k ie Wookie! Obviousl I misSpoke.
I let my words speak for themselves. Your Mayor might need some zHrelp,

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45. "RE: The Foonerville Coast.."
Dad Gum It! Another "a" in "Gaden" and I could be John F. Kennedy!

No, your Mayor still hasn't sobered up.

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46. "Foonerville © Filming Rights"
Question: Should we allow Steven Seagull to film even worse than "B" grade movies in our town?
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47. "RE: Foonerville © Filming Rights"
I say yes, if he isn't in them. Pornstars welcome to dine in Ye Olde Kingfish Inn while in town. Just stary out of the basement, scary hairy big assed rats down there, plus that's where Seagull stays.
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48. "RE: Foonerville © Filming Rights"
But we will allow filming of the movie adaptation of Jonathan Livingston Seagull on our beaches. Such an inspirational story, even if it's only about seagulls.

What about the rumored Baywatch 2 TV series?

Or the other rumor of a Jaws V movie? Are there any sharks in our waters? Kingfish oughta know.

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49. "RE: Foonerville © Filming Rights"
I am the shark in these waters. But I only bite beach babes. And an occasional seagull (the birdy type).

Bring on Baywatch.

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50. "Shark Attack! by The Surf Punks.."
LAST EDITED ON 05-16-17 AT 02:11 PM (EST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD3ZyFWYlLM

You'll need to cut and paste, lazies!
Why? Your Mayor is somehow handicapped in the brain..


AAh! reminds me of 1969.

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51. "Peace thru..."

Courtesy of the Foonerville Sheriff's Department & Foonerville Militia Corps

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52. "RE: Peace thru..."
LAST EDITED ON 05-19-17 AT 07:06 PM (EST)

The Militia Corps. Aka the regular sots at the bar of Ye Olde Kingfish Saloon. Aka, us.

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53. "Foonerville Tourism Cordinator"

He has access to free travel vouchers, I hear.

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55. "RE: Foonerville Tourism Cordinator"
As Long as that stinkin' piece of Chinese pottery can get Beach Babes. Temporary hire..

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56. "He keeps his mouth shut,"
and his eyes shut, and he can be weaponized. (that pointy head)
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54. "Militia Tee Shirt.."
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57. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
One of the many churches in Foonerville © is open.

We run a quiet and quaint little Ville here. Those who say we don't are lying, and they can damn well go to quieter places, like The Calgary Stampede, or freaking Sturgis during the Motorcycle Rally.
Enjoy South Dakota! Y'all wouldn't know a good time if it walked up to ya and smacked you in the face..

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58. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 05-24-17 AT 11:39 PM (EST)

The latest Foonerville news will be published in the "Better Foonerville than Soonerville Daily Picayune" in the Survivor Basher's "Be The Survivor" thread.

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59. "Fooner's retreat"
LAST EDITED ON 05-27-17 AT 02:39 PM (EST)


When Fooner needs a rest from the pressures of running the government of a busy metropolis like Foonerville (6 people, 6 chickens - oops, 5 chickens and a fresh batch of chicken fingers, one blind mountain goat and it's mate, an equally blind Yak, and a Skidoo), this is where you'll find him. If he manages to sober up and is tired of plowing the wheat fields as well as... ( well, 'nuff said), he parties hardy in the valley where the sun don't shine.

http://tinyurl.com/norse-canada

Welcome to Canada in Norway, where they both don't speak American.


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60. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 06-01-17 AT 01:12 AM (EST)

Foonerville ™ will now install speed bumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOM0Vq28wVc

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61. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
The first ride in the Foonerville Fun Park, as well as Foonerville justice, and an alternate form of entertainment from the Hanging Tree.

Definitely not OSHA approved, but who needs those Nazis anyway?

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62. "Gisele"
Wasn't too hot, anyway. We're putting Wolfgang in the basement laboratory. Your Mayor requires a pet Frankenstein!
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63. "So..."
Igor is fired?

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64. "RE: So..."
I will be sending Igor out to procure organs..
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67. "Do Not Disturb!"
Your Mayor is watching one of the Classics..

The Neanderthal Man
(1953)
A scientist turns his maid into an ape-woman, his cat into a tiger and himself into an ape-man.
Robert Shayne, Richard Crane, Doris Merrick, Robert Long, Joyce Terry

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68. "RE: Do Not Disturb!"
Is the apewoman seeing anyone?
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75. "Nah.."
Ape-girl is accessable, but your Mayor has moved on to more intrigueing "High-Brow" contemplation..

Journey to the Seventh Planet
(1962)
An astronaut leads U.N. explorers to Uranus, where a giant eye feeds them images from their minds.
John Agar, Greta Thyssen, Ann Smyrner, Ulla Moritz, Mimi Heinrich

I'm sending Igor through the basement time machine to retrieve Greta..

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65. "Speed bumps?"
Hey, the local sheriff need those hurryin' speedin' outatown cars for revenue collection purposes, Mr FoonerMayor!


Ragtop Ride by foonermints

Nice flip there at the end!

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66. "RE: Speed bumps?"
Mo Money!


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76. "RE: Speed bumps?"
The Sherrif gets to go through their pockets immediately for any possible cash and credit cards ID, of course.
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69. "Who's got Mail?"
LAST EDITED ON 06-05-17 AT 10:44 AM (EST)

OK, whose been stealing my mail? If I don't get my Publisher's Clearing House Entries I can't win the millions they say I've already won, and if I don't get rich I will be an unhappy camper.

Just a tip to the mail carrier, that grumpy old man sitting on the porch with a shotgun and a menacing look on his face is harmless unless you are a teenager cutting across my (I mean his) lawn, or that pesky squirrel that keep stealing pecans from MY tree (I mean his tree). Those are MY pecans (I mean his) and no cute little bunnies or pesky squirrels are going to steal them from ME (I mean him).

Changing the subject, I still want to meet that sexy apewoman. Long hairy arms and a liking for picking fleas off my back turns me on. And I have a room above Me Olde Tavern for kinky goings on, so she can make a few bucks on the side. Which ever side she prefers.

Nothing like a shotgun toting Apewoman millionaire SWOOP to start the morning with, I tells ya.



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70. "Swoop!"
The only one who remembers..

Obviously, all that Moonshine didn't kill off the last Braincell. Better work on that..

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71. "RE: Swoop!"
God bless that last brain cell.
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72. "RE: Swoop!"
LAST EDITED ON 06-06-17 AT 07:05 PM (EST)

Also kinda waiting on the letter from a Nigerian prince. So where's my mail?

And how's my little Sugar Ape baby? Her name should be Ape-ril because she's the Ape-ril of my eye.

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73. "RE: Swoop!"
Fine swoop and you've got me beat in the race to 20k.

If you're truly investigative, you'd visit your Nigerian prince for who he is. The princess might interest me.

As they say, Ape-ril showers bring May flowers and your Ape baby might be having one of her own.

You're the town King Kong, Ape man!

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74. "RE: Who's got Mail?"
LAST EDITED ON 06-06-17 AT 10:26 PM (EST)

PCH is a lottery scam, with worthless online time to play the game. If you're doing snail mail, you'll always hear from them except about any winnings.

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77. "RE: Who's got Mail?"
But, but...they said I've already won.
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78. "Your Weight"
In weiners? Gisele would be happy!

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79. "RE: Your Weight"
Hawt dawg!
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80. "RE: Your Weight"
That's a lot of wiener.

Enough to please even the Ape lady.

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81. "Do NOT bring to Foonerville ©"
The Angry Red Planet
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Believed lost, a manned flight to Mars returns with only two survivors, one of whom has an unkillable growth on his arm.
Gerald Mohr, Nora Hayden, Les Tremayne, Jack Kruschen, Paul Hahn
Les Tremayne? Where is his band of Re-Noun?
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82. "RE: Do NOT bring to Foonerville ©"
I returned from Boy Scout camp one year with something like that on my arm, too.
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83. "RE: Do NOT bring to Foonerville ©"
Your Mayor only got poison ivy. Deadly around the Santa Barbara mountains. I used to dance with Jumping Cholla too.

All such miserable plants are henceforth banned from Foonerville© Pulled up and shipped to Afghanistan.

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84. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
As Kingfish is wandering in the caves dug by Amazing Race travel gnomes, in search of a piece of metal to poke Igor's foot so he can get some Moonshine, your Mayor is busy watching educational TV on a very pleasant Saturday..

Galaxina
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A blond robot policewoman patrols space in 3008 with a crewman who wishes she were human.
Dorothy Stratten, Stephen Macht, Avery Schreiber, William Sachs

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85. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Sounds kinda raunchy. For a Saturday morning.

Which, as we all know, is an improvement.

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86. "Y'all need to...."
wish me a belated happy birthday (it was Friday!)! Oh the days of the majestic b'day threads.



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87. "Wishing you..."
... happy birthday, jbug!

Thanks for sharing your experiences in the years gone by, you've gone through a lot, fine lady.


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90. "RE: Wishing you..."


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88. "RE: Y'all need to...."
H on the Bday, Bug.

(that's how the kids talk these days. I'm very hip.)

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89. "RE: Y'all need to...."


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91. "My My MY"
How the years slide by


Happy Birthday JBug!


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92. "June 16th"
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Is hereby declared the first official Holiday in Foonerville©
It shall be forever known as "Happy Birthday JBug Day"

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93. "RE: June 16th"
Now that we have an official bug, we need an official flag, an official bird, and an official tree. Also, we need to come up with the official Fooversville cocktail with which to celebrate all the other official stuff.

It ain't official unless it's been celebrated officially.

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94. "RE: June 16th"
I'd better find some more minions to delegate to, Dammit!
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95. "RE: June 16th"
And that's official!

Let some o' the ol' patriotic folks in town pick out the bird and weave a flag.


Ragtop Ride by foonermints

You'll prolly find a retired ornithologist prof somewhere in town, lookin' for birds, an' a Betsy Ross lady too (and who knows, b'tween t' two of 'em, they might be moonlightin' it).

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96. "RE: June 16th"
and an official cake! and cookies! and ice cream!

I feel so special

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97. "RE: June 16th"
Annnnd... Igor ish Floonervesville's official hunchback. Ish the righty thingy to do!

Whash? Ish not Porically Correct to name a hunshback an offishal shometing? Igor is my besh pally ever!

(It's better than official moomshine fetcher. Where's my jar?)

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98. "RE: June 16th"
That's cuz you are, sweetie.


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99. "BOINK!"
It's the correct thing to do.

Obey the LAW in Foonerville© !

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100. "Official bird?"
The Flamingo, of course!

Which is also the official Body Part.

.

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101. "RE: Official bird?"
Well played for the swoop block!


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What's that bird lookin' for down there anyway?

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102. "RE: Official bird?"
I think he's (she's) lacing up his boots with his beak. He could probably use hip waders, he wouldn't have to hold his breath as long, but oh well.

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103. "RE: Official bird?"
What a plucky official symbol. I think we should call this the Official Plucky Symbol of Foonersville.

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104. "Your Mayor"
LAST EDITED ON 06-25-17 AT 12:56 PM (EST)

It torn between BUTT-BIRD and BOOBY-BIRD. What a quandry! Why do my minions bother me when I used to have so many better things to do on a Sunday?

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105. "RE: Your Mayor"
Uh oh, QUANDRY ALERT! QUANDRY ALERT!

(Where are the quandary alert minions when you need them?)

Pass the jar, and let me think about that.

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106. "Quandry, you say?"
Do the Zen thing and unask the question. It is its own answer.

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107. "RE: Quandry, you say?"
OK. Unasking the question.

.....

Waiting.....

.....

That didn't work.


Minions are stupid.

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109. "RE: Quandry, you say?"
Minions are stupid.

Of course they are. They only take orders from and kiss the butt of the boss who buys them.

Just look at the Prez's minions.

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108. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 06-26-17 AT 07:30 PM (EST)

Passing through, seems like a nice weird place.

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110. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
We're all passin' through someplace or other during our journeys and there's places we stick around a while, like our esteemed municipality of Foonerville.


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Just along for the ride!

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111. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
You're right. It has become nicely weird. Or weirdly nice.

Probably could use some more weirdness, and less niceness, but maybe that's just me on an oddly weird day. Which is nice.

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112. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
There ya go ramblin' again, nice 'n' all!


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115. "Taffnic"
Is now our "Traffic Coordinator"
We have a lot of traffic in Foonerville©

Most of it is illegal in 159 countries.

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113. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
The great wall of Foonerville, topped with concertina wire and anti-spammer personnel lawn darts.
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114. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
And every moment of it recorded...


Tribe's *AutoHal in RECORD mode*

Fire at will!

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116. "Foonerville © Sunset.."
Evening out on the deck..

Time for a Jar!

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117. "RE: Foonerville © Sunset.."

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118. "RE: Foonerville © Sunset.."
Sunset clouds are pretty.
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119. "RE: Foonerville © Sunset.."
I agree, that is a jar worthy scene.

I'd say that about just any scene, but yeah, that's worth a second jar.


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120. "RE: Foonerville © Sunset.."
Just keep in mind, Jeramiah was a frog of the bull variety, and he was an old acquaintance of mine. Whatever he said, I didn't understand, but I imbibed of his moonshine.

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121. "RE: Foonerville © Sunset.."
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea!

Joy to you and me!

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122. "RE: Foonerville © In Winter.."
Lose your dreams and you'll lose your mind.. East face of Huascaran South in Peru.

1973. 22,205' Not bad.. Not bad..

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123. "RE: Foonerville © In Winter.."
Hay-zus!

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124. "RE: Foonerville © In Winter.."
One more place for my bucket list.

Not to climb, but to see from the porch of my heated chalet, while (of course) abusing the jar.

Very daunting. So, you're saying you climbed that wall in '73?

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125. "RE: Foonerville © In Winter.."
Only up the easy way. That face fell off and buried the town of Yungay, before I was there. Huascaran, like much of the Cordierra Blanca, was unstable and subject to massive earthquakes.
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126. "Makalu"
Was a different story. Your Mayor has been around a bit.
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127. "RE: Makalu"
A massive earthquake that buries a town is also on my bucket list. I've visited Pompeii, but that's old news, I need to watch it happen.
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128. "RE: Makalu"
Greedy in our old age, aren't we? With the salary and perks I am paying you, go on a Galapagos tour and watch Sea Turtles..

Or blue footed Boobies, although on Tower Island there are red footed Boobies. All Boobies are strange Birds..

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129. "RE: Makalu"
Blue footed Boobies? I'm excited, even though I didn't know that boobies had feet.

Viva la diferencia!

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130. "Boobies.."

Like all Boobies, the red footed ones are the most trouble.

Now please let your mayor go back to educational TV..

Motel Hell
(1980)
Farmer Vincent and his portly sister, Ida, put lost motorists in their popular smoked meats.
Rory Calhoun, Nancy Parsons, Paul Linke, Nina Axelrod, Wolfman Jack
2:00 - 4:00 AM KDOCDT4 (56.4)
I miss Wolfman Jack..

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131. "RE: Boobies.."
Those better not be Igor's feet.


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132. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Hard to keep up with the traffic laws here {Hic} as they change so much. Sometimes changing weekly, daily, or from one tick of clock {Hic} to the next. Oh well. I still don't know who that is speeding thru town morning, noon, and night in their shiny silver Maserati but no one has been hurt. {hic} I'll just sit here on my porch and finish{Hic} this bottle of {Hic} corn liquor someone left me. {Hic Hic} What a life.



courtesy of Cap'n2patch

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133. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
LAST EDITED ON 07-14-17 AT 12:33 PM (EST)

Ish not me. I've been doin' quality checks at Ye Olde Kingfish Tavern alllllllllllll day. Beshides, the copsh took my license and now I don't drive. But I looked in the ditch where I parked it after not driving it (wink wink) and ish not there.

Not naming names, but the current theory is that Fooner the Major Mayoral Felon is endangering the city road crossing turtle mascots.

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134. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Ayup, th' town dep'ty caughtcha DUI.

Now, she said she'd keep ya in line!

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135. "Throw out the case, Judge...."
LAST EDITED ON 07-15-17 AT 10:17 PM (EST)

...DUI ain't against the law in Foonerville.

In fact, it's against the law in Foonerville to be DNUI (Driving Not Under the Influence).

Just one more reason why Foonerville is just the GREATEST EVER!!!!

Another is, of course, this superb Moonshine Chablis. A background taste of salty sea spray, a hint of snow covered mountain laurel, a whiff of Silver Maserati exaust, and the knowledge that Igor's blood and sweat (literally) went into it. No toe jam though, Igor has been warned.

Just lovely.

(And the band breaks into a lusty Sousa piece with the piccolos leading the way).



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07-17-17, 00:16 AM (EST)
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137. "Piccolos?"
Really?!
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136. "FishKing Is Correct!"
Besides, you are granted a pardon from the Mayor.
I think I need to talk with you in my private office.
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07-17-17, 11:14 AM (EST)
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138. "RE: FishKing Is Correct!"
I'm being called to the principle's office?


Igor did it. Igor did it.

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07-20-17, 09:30 PM (EST)
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139. "Welcome to Fooner Isle"
LAST EDITED ON 07-21-17 AT 10:55 AM (EST)


Then, when the stresses of managing Foonerville becomes too much to bear, there is the retreat on Fooner Isle. For $325,000 pounds. That's English money. Easily affordable for a someone in Fooner's tax bracket.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/house-prices/idyllic-scottish-island-sale-just-325k-has-chilling-past/


Just like LA, you say? Well, we think so. No bugs, anyway. You need the ocean? Lots of that. You need mountains in the distance you say? Well, there are plenty of those too. Way way distant.

There is a Moonshine cellar. And a lot of water for a view. And a lighthouse. More you say, you want more?

Well, maybe you don't like neighbors playing loud rap music? You will not be bothered by that on Fooner Isle. In fact, the closest neighbors are on the mainland and would need to travel to Fooner Isle by boat (or helicopter, but these locals are way too broke to use helicopters) and since you are a sovereign nation on Fooner Isle (as soon as you secede from Scotland, a simple matter of a little paperwork and a field artillery cannon), you can blow any invading boats out of the water. It's fun for the whole family.

An afternoon's activity could consist of polishing off the keg (or hell, just bring it along) of 40 yo Scotch and practicing with the field cannon on any tax revenuers trying to tell you that seceding from Scotland is illegal. Ha. Just tell them that you have their "illegal" right here while grabbing your crotch. This is a legal argument that is derived from ancient times when King Arthur slew the dragon with his sword Ex-Cali-ber. They have to respect that. It's history dad gum it.

Did I mention the moonshine cellar? Which could also include Scotland's finest brew? I did? Well, it always bears repeating.

Finally, the pièce de résistance; a ghost. Apparently there's the ghost of a lighthouse keeper that was murdered there. No big deal really, just look at it as a built in housekeeper that requires no pay, can't die, and keeps burglars at bay (yeah, that was a pun).

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07-26-17, 02:06 PM (EST)
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140. "RE: Welcome to Fooner Isle"
Another activity - Fishin' on the Dock of the bay? Right? haven't we always wanted to do that?

(Another stupid post designed to push scammers off the page. One more stupid step.)

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07-27-17, 11:18 AM (EST)
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141. "A Thank You from Your Mayor"
I was quite surprised! Upon returning home and found that y'all have erected a Monument to ME. Very thoughtful, that.

I am now taking a junket to visit foonerisle©
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142. "Now there's a..."
... natural erection!

Fooner's Park, where you're free to hike and helicopter in and around.


Ragtop Ride by foonermints

Take your lady for a hike!

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143. "AND"
Pee on Spammers, who are the REAL "skunks".
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144. "RE: AND"
In highly coincidental timing, I saw a skunk early this morning from the upper deck of my house while I was having my wake-me-up coffee. He/she was in my yard nosing around down below and then hopped over under my neighbor's pool deck.

Skunks are kind of fun to watch, a bit playful, but don't get too close!

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145. "Skunks"
Actually make good pets. Deoderized of course. They are smarter than the people posting Spam, but then again, I like skunks a lot better.
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146. "RE: Skunks"
As an added treat, they are also rabies vectors.
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08-04-17, 01:53 PM (EST)
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147. "RE: Skunks"
*Skunk Bump*
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148. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
OK, fess up! Who was trying to remove the statue of me from Foonerville Square?

Not nice.

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149. "My Minions"
Called it "Indecent", but I really liked it!

I never did understand what the goose was looking at, though..

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150. "RE: My Minions"
That goose was looking up my kilt.

Again, not nice.

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08-29-17, 11:41 AM (EST)
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151. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
bump
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09-01-17, 08:49 PM (EST)
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152. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Welcome to Fooner's ville. Home of the double dip bump.
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153. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
I am kneeling in support of the Foonerville flag. And because Igor's latest brew has affected my ability to stand.
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154. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
That Figures. Igor makes a mighty strong mix! Your Mayor has been a bit dizzy himself lately. Or was that the back pain meds? Hell if I know.

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10-13-17, 01:29 PM (EST)
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155. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
I'd like some clarification, is or is not Foonerville actually Crazytown? I can't find either on MapQuest.
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156. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
It's all on the West Coast..
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157. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Trolls are killed in Foonerville©
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158. "RE: Welcome to Foonerville"
Your Mayor is working on the corral..
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159. "RE: Foonerville © Announces "
A new Gas Station!


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We are all happier than the color of this, eh?

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160. "Gun Control @ Foonerville©"

Y'all are welcome.

Sincerely,
Your Mayor



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