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"A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
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12-21-16, 02:53 PM (EST)
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"A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
Big day coming. For me it is a day when I swim all abound the world visiting the fry in all coral reefs, and fertilize about a million trillion and thirty six (at last count) little pre-fry cuties.

This, of course is just a Christmas legend, mostly it's about boinking their mothers, but it's good cover for the bestest day in the whole world (for me), so let's just go with the cover story. Wouldn't want a lot of fingerlings to lose their faith in me, now would we? Of course not. No one could be that mean.

I do get a bit stuffed on the endless plates of worms the kids leave out, and to be perfectly honest, I vacuum freeze most of them as a later treat for Rudolph and the other seahorses in the team that pulls the clam shell.

So, here's a Merry Christmas to everyone and I hope this day makes you as happy and rewarded as I will be.



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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Your Secret Santa gift... cahaya 12-21-16 1
   RE: Your Secret Santa gift... kingfish 12-22-16 2
   RE: Your Secret Santa gift... kidflash212 12-24-16 3
       RE: Your Secret Santa gift... kingfish 12-25-16 4
           RE: Your Secret Santa gift... kidflash212 12-25-16 5
 Eating a Bit of Sunshine? foonermints 12-27-16 6
   RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine? kingfish 12-28-16 7
       RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine? foonermints 12-28-16 8
           RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine? kingfish 12-28-16 9
               RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine? foonermints 12-28-16 10
                   RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine? kingfish 12-28-16 11
                       RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine? foonermints 12-29-16 12
 RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas. foonermints 03-06-17 13
 RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas. taylor55 03-09-17 14
   RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas. foonermints 03-19-17 15
       RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas. kingfish 03-20-17 16
 RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas. greenmachine 03-23-17 17
   RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas. kingfish 03-23-17 18

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12-21-16, 10:35 PM (EST)
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1. "Your Secret Santa gift..."


Smurfy snowy holiday present by agman

As for us, we'll be having a family gathering on Christmas eve and Christmas day for gift exchange and my patented prime rib roast dinner.

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2. "RE: Your Secret Santa gift..."
That's my jam.

And, BTW, don't turn me in for patent infringement. Por favor.

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3. "RE: Your Secret Santa gift..."
Hey - no one told me we were having another T-shirt exchange this year.
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4. "RE: Your Secret Santa gift..."
Merry Christmas, Kid.
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5. "RE: Your Secret Santa gift..."
Merry Christmas kingfish!
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6. "Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
I didn't know you had it in you.

Merry Christmas (belated)!

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7. "RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
Well after some bad Sashimi, a lot of it went out of me.

Merry Christmas (even belateder) and have a great New year, Fooner.




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8. "RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
Thanks!

We're staying in a hotel in Downtown LA and going to a concert. Riding Metro to get rid of the pain of having a car.

What does The Fish do?


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9. "RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
Packing.

Next step in relocation to Louisiana.



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10. "RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
76° in New Orleans. Got yourself a hooch in the SuperDome?


Tribemints© by Tribey
Best to keep ahead of the Revenoors, anyway.

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11. "RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
LAST EDITED ON 12-28-16 AT 08:06 PM (EST)

Not a bad idea, but no. North Louisiana, the part the Southern Louisianans call Yankee land, East Texans call East Texas, and South Arkansasans look at wistfully thru a fence that we built to keep them out (they haven't invented soap in South Arkansas yet, so we sorta had to do that to preserve the dignity of our lady folk).

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12. "RE: Eating a Bit of Sunshine?"
LAST EDITED ON 12-29-16 AT 02:17 PM (EST)

If they had invented soap, they may have been able to squeeze through.


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However, good thing they haven't thought of hog fat.

eta: Say, are these signs posted in most bars around there?

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13. "RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
Santa *bump*
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14. "RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
Hope you had a wonderful Christmas.
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15. "RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
I hope you did, too.
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16. "RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
He's certainly full of the spirits.
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17. "RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
Okay, I've done my part. Hopefully Rachellecooper will be gone soon.


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18. "RE: A very Merry Pelagic Christmas."
Thanks for that. It's a full time job.

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