|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
"Don't You Miss"
foonermints 13156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
07-28-15, 03:08 PM (EST)
|
"Don't You Miss" |
The Good Old Days? Dear beloved friend, I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and decided to write to you concerning my deposited fund, so that the bank will transfer this money to your account I am Mrs Monique Thomas from Spain Married in Abidjan Cote D,Ivoire, i am 42 years old, i am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast, which affected my speaking organ. From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond the next few months,
this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless babys home, and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child. My husband have died since two years now and the family of my husband have drived me away because i have no child with my husband and the family. Since his death of my husband I decided not to re-marry, my husband is very rich and have a lot of investment which the family now have taken over.I herited US$5.6M dollars(Five million six hundread thousand dollars)which my late husband deposited in one of the bank here before he died. presently this money is still with bank Presently, I‘m with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have being trying everthing humanly possible but God knows the best. i will like so you will help me recive this US$5.6M to your account so that i will come to your and take a better treatment which you will use this money invest in any good lucrative business in your country because this money is the only hope in my life. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give order to the contact of Bank to release the money to your account Awaiting your reply, Yours in Christ, Mrs Monique Thomas Tribemints© by Tribey Some things just never get old..
|
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
foonermints 13156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
07-28-15, 03:52 PM (EST)
|
2. "Well.." |
Something has affected her "speaking organ", which many men would consider a blessing
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
kingfish 18505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
07-29-15, 10:39 AM (EST)
|
5. "RE: Don't You Miss" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-29-15 AT 10:42 AM (EST)It's a variation of an old story. She did say she was "Yours in Christ", right? So, her mama's still claiming she's a virgin, and instead of an immaculate conception (that's been done to death), her mom is claiming the rugrats at her casa were found under rocks.
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
kingfish 18505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
07-29-15, 02:37 PM (EST)
|
9. "RE: Sadly" |
Yeah, no joke there.In my estimation charities that solicit over the phone are no better. I discovered that my Dad was getting regular phone call solicitations from the Shriners (The Shriners! Imagine!) among other charities, and good hearted fellow that he was, always responded with a couple hundred dollars or so. This became a regular thing, even weekly. They were like vultures, they had apparently identified him as a memory challenged older person and just kept feeding on him. Worse, apparently he was on a list of marks that was shared. At that time we (his children) had someone (an accountant) monitoring his finances, but he was making his own purchases and payments. They finally alerted us to the problem, and we took control of all that. Then the solicitations started to get ugly and threatening, and it really upset him. We had to change his phone number, and some would still knock on his door. We began to fill out police reports after that. .
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
|
 |
kingfish 18505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
07-30-15, 08:44 AM (EST)
|
11. "RE: As A Member" |
Swindles focused on older people with aging problems should be in a special category. The shoot on sight kind.
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
kidflash212 4444 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
|
07-31-15, 03:48 PM (EST)
|
13. "RE: Don't You Miss" |
I got a similar plea. Funny thing is, I didn't even know I had a brother. Mom & Dad must have kept him a secret.
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
kingfish 18505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-01-15, 07:56 AM (EST)
|
14. "RE: Don't You Miss" |
Just as long as you still remember that $1000 you owe me, Bro.
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
kidflash212 4444 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
|
08-02-15, 09:41 AM (EST)
|
16. "RE: Don't You Miss" |
Not forgotten - meet me at the Waterstone resort & marina on E Camino Real in Boca Raton on Friday Oct 24. look for a guy wearing an overcoat.
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
|
foonermints 13156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-11-15, 04:22 PM (EST)
|
18. "And I Still Bet" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-11-15 AT 04:27 PM (EST)The Benin Republic doesn't Turn You On.. Attention Beneficiary, How are you today over there in your country. I am Hon.Mr.Jeff Robert Carl, the Chairman of Interpol Investigation Office Benin Republic. This email is to notify you about the release of your outstanding payment which is truly $4.5million. The Federal Government scheduled a time frame to settle all foreign debts which includes Contract/Inheritance /Gambling/Lottery and other internal loans. News had it that over the past, numerous individual(s) who happen to be impostors(claiming to be individuals, banks and organizations) are claiming to release numerous sums of fund via numerous ways. With the help of our office INTERPOL,Economic and Financial Crimes Commission And the Federal Bureau Of Investigation we have noticed that you have being asked to pay outrageous amount of money by these impostors for the transfer of your funds in an ATM CARD to you . We want you to stop all communication that has to do with these fraudsters who have been requesting unreasonable sums of money from you to release your funds which they do not have access to. We have received a mandate and instructions from the President, Federal Republic of Benin: DR YAYI BONI together with the INTERPOL COTONOU, Benin Republic, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation to commence the immediate release of your funds through ATM Card. Payment via Automatic Teller Machine (ATM card): This is where you will be sent an Automatic Teller Machine card also known as ATM card (Debit Card issued by MasterCard). Upon receipt of your ATM card you will be allowed to withdraw $10,000.00 per day by default and you are given the option to increase the withdrawal limit of your card to a range of $20,000.00 if you want.You are advised to communicate with us immediately you read these email regarding your $4.5 million. Your ATM card will be shipped via FedEx Shipping Company and would get to you within 48 hours at most. DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $135.99 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping as stated on their website: http://fedex.com/us/international/irc/profiles/irc_bj_profile.html?gtmcc=us#C10 We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual $135.99 to $100 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!You are advised to contact the dispatch officer responsible for the shipping of your ATM card and also reconfirm the following information for shipping of your payment ATM card to your doorstep. Dispatch Officer:Rev Dan Benster, Email: revdanbensterr@yahoo.fr Telephone..+22997963840 And provide him with the following information: 1. YOUR FULL NAMES:______ 2. Postal ADDRESS:_______ 3. PHONE NUMBER:_________ 4. CELL NUMBERS:_______ 5. EMAIL ADDRESS:________ 6. SEX:_____ 7. AGE:_____ 8. OCCUPATION:________ 9. NATIONALITY:________ 10 YOUR ATTACHED PHOTO________ The dispatch officer will provide you with instructions on how you are to make payment of the $100 only for the shipping of your ATM card.This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to the instructions above for more information contact the dispatch officer. Remember that you are not paying any fees extra no matter what. Once again note that the actual FedEx Retail Price is: $135.99, and Price was reduced (Because of our contract signed) to: $100 ($35.99 Savings!). Yours sincerely, Hon.Mr.Jeff Robert Carl Chairman Interpol Investigation Office Benin Republic Cc: Senate President Cc: All Foreign Payment Offices Cc: Board of Directors 
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
|
kingfish 18505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-27-15, 11:24 AM (EST)
|
22. "RE: Don't You Miss" |
Short, sweet, and to the ungrammatical point:"From: Shahnila Shafi <mailto:shahnila.shafi@aku.edu> Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2015 6:24 PM To: Undisclosed recipients: Subject: asking your help in doing charity work ! I am in need of your genuineness in utilising my resources for the less privileged. That's it. Shahnila, my genuineness is at your disposal.
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|