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"Fvck the Alligators!"
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kingfish 18374 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-15, 07:54 AM (EST)
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"Fvck the Alligators!"
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html

Famous last words for sure, but also a bit of gene pool cleansing.

Also, there should be a posthumous penalty for feeding the alligators. It's well known that alligators will return to the spot where they've found food and demand to be fed again. Here, they will expect another ignorant redneck to be tossed to them.

Which, come to think of it, might actually be a good thing, an environmentally sound waste disposal site. A circle of life kind of thing.

Win Win?

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 Disposable rednecks live in Maine, ... kingfish 07-06-15 1
 Darwin Awards AyaK 07-06-15 2
   RE: Darwin Awards kingfish 07-07-15 3

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kingfish 18374 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-15, 11:31 AM (EST)
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1. "Disposable rednecks live in Maine, too!"
Sorry if I seem unsympathetic. But I am.

http://news.yahoo.com/maine-man-dies-trying-light-firework-head-180739673.html



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2. "Darwin Awards"
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These are worthy Darwin Award candidates.

If the rule of evolution is "survival of the fittest", these people shouldn't survive.

Soylent Green: recycling America, one person at a time.

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3. "RE: Darwin Awards"
Oh yeah. So I Google The Darwin Awards, and first hit was this. Warning #1: This veers into sex humor. Warning #2: The web site can lead to hours of diversion.

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2014-05.html

Again, maybe I'm being unduly harsh, and maybe this act didn't really deserve being punished by a lifetime of no babies or boners, but I have no sympathy.

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