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04-29-15, 10:13 PM (EST)
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"Avacados"
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Avacados PepeLePew13 04-29-15 1
   RE: Avacados dabo 04-29-15 2
 RE: Avacados kingfish 04-30-15 3
   RE: Avacados tribephyl 05-01-15 4
       RE: Avacados kingfish 05-01-15 5
           That foonermints 05-01-15 6
           RE: Avacados kidflash212 05-04-15 7
               Strokinov the beef kingfish 05-05-15 9
 RE: Avacados Molaholic 05-04-15 8
 RE: Avacados Brownroach 05-05-15 10
   Courtesy of Weird Al moonbaby 05-06-15 11
       RE: Courtesy of Weird Al Brownroach 05-07-15 12

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PepeLePew13 25674 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-15, 10:44 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Avacados"
Are we discussing Ava Gardner's bosom?

Or are we discussing these? Avocados?

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04-29-15, 11:40 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Avacados"
Oops. The avocado ads earlier tonight seemed to stall out the page loads, damn them avocados.

Ava's cados, no complaints.

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04-30-15, 11:52 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Avacados"
Guacamole Guacamole, We all love our Guacamole,

In the Winter in the Summer in the Spring and in the Fallee,

We all love to eat our our Guacamole.

And if the divide between Ava’s codas,

Is more perfect than that of Rhoda’s,

Who really cares, because we all like Avocados.

(You want to hear the one about Beef Strokin-off?)

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05-01-15, 01:10 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Avacados"
You want to hear the one about Beef Strokin-off?

I do! I do!

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05-01-15, 08:31 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Avacados"
Let me know when Icey and Ayak aren't watching.
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05-01-15, 10:09 AM (EST)
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6. "That"
Would be like Bolt Upright?


Handcrafted by RollDdice
I work with a Phoenix Wang in China. I bet he is secretly a porn star. Great name. I am envious.

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05-04-15, 12:15 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Avacados"
Sherpa Dave and Mysticwolf said it was okay.
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05-05-15, 11:03 AM (EST)
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9. "Strokinov the beef"
LAST EDITED ON 05-06-15 AT 09:30 AM (EST)

Warning: there are some who would mistakenly and narrow-mindedly categorize these innocent country western song lyrics as obscene. Believe me, it just a lament about how a lonely cowboy deals with the loss of his girl thru food preparation. (The recipe is available at Stroke-your-beef.com)


Strokinov the Beef

(A down home country song in G-spot major)

(Verse)

My girlfriend's done left me, and now I'm so blue,
I’m all alone, and wondering just what I can do
To ease the pain I feel, not lying next to you.

I start to feel the urge to do myself some good,
And I just have to get it up, and cook myself some food.

(chorus)

Oh,
I’m strokinov the beef, strokinov the beef,
I will be a coming, strokinov the beef.
Strokinov the beef, ohh mama, I’m strokinov the beef,
Thinking of my baby, I’m strokinov the beef.

(Verse)

Having limp noodles just will not do
To make me happy, now that I’m without you.
But when making strokinov, and the sauce is finally due,

And the steak is pounded and tenderized real good,
I will chase the blues away and cook myself some food.

(chorus - this where we all sit in a circle and sing. Come on, you too, don't be shy!)

Oh,
I’m strokinov the beef, strokinov the beef,
I will be a coming, strokinov the beef.
Strokinov the beef, ohh mama, I’m strokinov the beef,
Thinking of my baby, I’m strokinov the beef.


(BTW, there is a U-tube to go with it. One that you really should miss. Not pretty at all).



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05-04-15, 03:05 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Avacados"

GUAC

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05-05-15, 04:24 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Avacados"
Avocado has always been my favorite Eagles song. I tear up whenever I hear it.
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05-06-15, 09:49 AM (EST)
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11. "Courtesy of Weird Al"
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.
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12. "RE: Courtesy of Weird Al"
I didn't know Weird Al did a parody! (Damn - get a good idea, it always turns out someone got it before you...)
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