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"Avacados"
kingfish 18266 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-30-15, 11:52 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Avacados" |
Guacamole Guacamole, We all love our Guacamole,In the Winter in the Summer in the Spring and in the Fallee, We all love to eat our our Guacamole. And if the divide between Ava’s codas, Is more perfect than that of Rhoda’s, Who really cares, because we all like Avocados. (You want to hear the one about Beef Strokin-off?)
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kingfish 18266 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-15, 11:03 AM (EST)
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9. "Strokinov the beef" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-06-15 AT 09:30 AM (EST)Warning: there are some who would mistakenly and narrow-mindedly categorize these innocent country western song lyrics as obscene. Believe me, it just a lament about how a lonely cowboy deals with the loss of his girl thru food preparation. (The recipe is available at Stroke-your-beef.com) Strokinov the Beef
(A down home country song in G-spot major) (Verse) My girlfriend's done left me, and now I'm so blue, I’m all alone, and wondering just what I can do To ease the pain I feel, not lying next to you. I start to feel the urge to do myself some good, And I just have to get it up, and cook myself some food. (chorus) Oh, I’m strokinov the beef, strokinov the beef, I will be a coming, strokinov the beef. Strokinov the beef, ohh mama, I’m strokinov the beef, Thinking of my baby, I’m strokinov the beef. (Verse) Having limp noodles just will not do To make me happy, now that I’m without you. But when making strokinov, and the sauce is finally due, And the steak is pounded and tenderized real good, I will chase the blues away and cook myself some food. (chorus - this where we all sit in a circle and sing. Come on, you too, don't be shy!) Oh, I’m strokinov the beef, strokinov the beef, I will be a coming, strokinov the beef. Strokinov the beef, ohh mama, I’m strokinov the beef, Thinking of my baby, I’m strokinov the beef. (BTW, there is a U-tube to go with it. One that you really should miss. Not pretty at all).
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Brownroach 15232 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-15, 04:24 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Avacados" |
Avocado has always been my favorite Eagles song. I tear up whenever I hear it.
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moonbaby 17114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-15, 09:49 AM (EST)
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11. "Courtesy of Weird Al" |
Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long.
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Brownroach 15232 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-07-15, 04:44 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Courtesy of Weird Al" |
I didn't know Weird Al did a parody! (Damn - get a good idea, it always turns out someone got it before you...)
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