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"President Trump's plan for saving the economy."
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"President Trump's plan for saving the economy." |
1. There are more poor people than rich people.
2. Therefore, when added up in total, the poor people have more money.
3. The poor will thus be taxed at 100% of their income, as they can collectively afford it. The rich will see their tax go to 0%.
3a. Additionally, all poverty aid programs are canceled. Because the poor have lots of money. Collectively.
4. Once all money has been taken from the poor, it will be distributed to the underprivileged rich.
5. The poor, who no longer have anything, will die for lack of resources, freeing up their possessions to be scooped up by the rich, which creates a more equal footing that's been too long in coming.
6. The bodies of the poor will be glued together into a wall which surrounds the United States, keeping all immigrants out.
7. As payment for this plan, 90% of all collected funds will be given to the President. Since he deserves it.
8. ...
9. Bankruptcy! (But only to avoid paying off the country's debtors.)http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-to-launch-2016-exploratory-committee-drop-the-apprentice/ The good news: this means the most scripted show on television is canceled. In fact, it was probably canceled a few weeks ago and this is Donald's way to make it look as if he had some degree of choice in the matter. Instead, he's passing on the choice to us. Wjhether or not to make him President. Gee, that's an easy one. So how much does it cost to form an exploratory committee which will tell you everything you want to hear, starting with the fact that no one will never, ever demand your tax forms for public consumption? Never mind -- whatever it is, he'll never actually pay it. Because money-saving bankruptcy. Again. The great news: let the comedy begin! (The bad news: people are going to vote for him. Hopefully not enough people...)
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2. "RE: President Trump's plan for saving the economy." |
1. Will have a two person cabinet, Ivanka and Don Jr.2. Gary Busey will head up the presidential dirty tricks team. 3. Joan River's corpse will serve as vice president. 4. Melissa will finally find a job she is qualified for, presidential fluffer. 5. Piers Morgan will serve as presidential hairpiece model. 6. Trump's inability to get anything done for four years will result in the most successful presidential term since Millard Fillmore.
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