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foonermints 13036 desperate attention whore postings
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12-20-14, 00:05 AM (EST)
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"Secret Santa?"
Who needs it when you have a decent bottle of Scotch?


Handmade by the incredibly talented Syren

Its on it's way. Expect FedEx. But not tonight, Moonshine Lad. Hope the damn thing doesn't break.
I recycle!
*runs off to pee*

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 a subtle hint? tribephyl 12-20-14 1
   Pappy von Winkle? foonermints 12-20-14 2
 RE: Secret Santa? kingfish 12-20-14 3
   Raises Glass foonermints 12-20-14 4
       States Rights.. foonermints 12-20-14 5
       RE: Raises Glass kingfish 12-21-14 6
           So It Wouldn't Be foonermints 12-21-14 7
               If the South had won; kingfish 12-22-14 8
                   Mexico! foonermints 12-24-14 9
                       RE: Mexico! kingfish 12-24-14 10
 Drink Up Me Hearties dabo 12-24-14 11
 RE: Secret Santa? jbug 12-24-14 12
   What Day is it? foonermints 01-07-15 13
       RE: What Day is it? kingfish 01-07-15 14
           Glad foonermints 01-08-15 15
               RE: Glad kingfish 01-13-15 16
                   RE: Glad foonermints 01-14-15 17
                       RE: Glad kingfish 01-14-15 18

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tribephyl 11176 desperate attention whore postings
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12-20-14, 01:21 AM (EST)
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1. "a subtle hint?"
Something we can discuss over some of this ...
... neat
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12-20-14, 03:15 AM (EST)
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2. "Pappy von Winkle?"
LAST EDITED ON 12-20-14 AT 03:31 AM (EST)

If I have a shot, I need zHrelp.


Tribe: The Wobbly Days..

» I'd like to offer an alternative whiskey universe for the populist set whose tenets are more likely to mirror my own humble values — taste, value, availability, and, lightheartedness — rather than those of your neighbor who bought a giant inflatable palm tree, a stripper, and personal mixologist for his next party.«

OK, we'll just have Johnny Blue..

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12-20-14, 09:50 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Secret Santa?"
LAST EDITED ON 12-20-14 AT 09:51 AM (EST)

I like your values.

Except, well, maybe that stripper could be my Secret Santa? With a bottle of scotch?

Dear Santa,

I've been very very good this year (don't listen to the haters), and I know you need to know what to bring to good little boys...

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4. "Raises Glass"
Of Macallans

Now what is your opinion on The Civil War? More economic nonsense by the North, than it ever was about slavery.


I hate the propaganda fed to us in grammar school. My new girlfriend doesn't like Robert E Lee. Nowadays, I view him as a patriot.
*sigh* Not a match made in Heaven, I think.

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12-20-14, 09:42 PM (EST)
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5. "States Rights.."
Shadowed by the victor.

I know a lot of ex pats..

Esp. with that idiot Obama.

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12-21-14, 10:20 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Raises Glass"
When I think of the civil war, I wonder how it would be today if the south had won.

Slavery.

1000+ independent nations squabbling among themselves.
Innumerable little shooting wars, no doubt. Once the precedent for secession is set, counties will be rebelling from states.

More people eating grits.

50 (or so) sets of moonshine laws.

Invasion by Mexico.

Invasion by Canada.

Invasion by Cuba.

Invasion by Russia.

Invasion by China.

Invasion by the Dutchy of Fenwick.

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12-21-14, 01:27 PM (EST)
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7. "So It Wouldn't Be"
Perfect. What is?

Moonshine Laws? "Every household must produce at least 30 gallons a year"?

All those invasions? I'd still be living in Austria!


RUM! I must have 'e more RUM!
Slavery? Hmm.. Many are already wage slaves..

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12-22-14, 11:12 AM (EST)
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8. "If the South had won;"
LAST EDITED ON 12-22-14 AT 11:15 AM (EST)

There would have been no USA,

Something for everyone: Obama could only have been elected president of cook county Ill., and GW Bush could only have been President of Harris County, TX.

Of course, in both places the official language would either be German or Mexican.

And (sorry Starshine) Britain would be the Isle of Germany.

And worst of all, Germans would be making the only Scotch!

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12-24-14, 01:32 AM (EST)
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9. "Mexico!"
If they invaded, instead of "Forty Acres and A Mule", would we have gotten a Serape, some Mescal and a Cantina Girl?

CTgirl Chupacabra!


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12-24-14, 01:22 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Mexico!"
Ole!
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12-24-14, 09:55 PM (EST)
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11. "Drink Up Me Hearties"
YOHOHOHO!!!!

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/brewery-creates-christmas-tree-from-300-kegs-1041234.php

http://college.usatoday.com/2014/12/12/ny-brewery-builds-christmas-tree-out-of-300-kegs/

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12-24-14, 10:45 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Secret Santa?"
I've been checking my mailbox every day. Also stopped both the UPS and FedEx delivery men (I have their phone numbers on speed dial).
They assure me they have not lost my secret santa gift. So? Where is it?

While waiting for Lifeblood to open this morning, I observed a FedEx driver deliver some packages to the UPS store next door. Would love to know if UPS handed them off to the Post Office to deliver.

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13. "What Day is it?"
Must have caught a Bug at work.

I'd catch you anytime, darlin'

/secret message.


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14. "RE: What Day is it?"
So you caught the Bug. She’s pretty fast, so good on ya, mate.

But did you catch her from behind, or did she catch you from ahead?

Of course, if the bug was the other kind of bug, well, sorry about that. That’s a week off from the world.

I myself have something that I take to prevent that kind of bug. ” Hoots mon". Purely medicinal.




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15. "Glad"
The medicine arrived unbroken.

Me? Definitely the wrong kind of bug.

Betcha JBug, the Tennessee gurl could heal me..


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16. "RE: Glad"
Hope you're better.
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17. "RE: Glad"
First day back at work.
Fun New Years with that grey-haired gal (picture deleted)
Maybe too much fun, and after that The Death Bug.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

foonermints: always up to No Good..

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18. "RE: Glad"
The death bug is hard on us Olpharts.
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