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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
kingfish 17529 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-14, 11:21 AM (EST)
 
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"OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in." |
Let it out. Go ahead and tell me what a great guy I am. Maybe about how intelligent I seem, and how cogent are my arguments. And about how I always seem to convince everybody to come over to my side, whichever it is.And please, don't hold back with the drop dead gorgeous comments, they are important too. An all the ladies out there that have had first hand experience with "the bulge", you may comment on that too. Those that have had to use their second hand will also be eager to contribute, no doubt. Long winded treatises and flowery poetry is encouraged. Those that are so moved to compose symphonies, or even country western songs are invited to do so.
A Tribal Whoopee! We're all gonna fry.
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kidflash212 4181 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-14, 05:38 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in." |
'Ode to a Fish' To walk into the room
and watch you grace the clear water
with your piscine presence is hypnotic. Your reaction when you recognize me
almost pulls you out of your tank.
You must focus through water, through thick glass. You do, and your eyes
hook onto mine. You anxiously fin
away as you signal, "I see you!" I experience luminosity when I behold
your pearlescent scales within
the shimmering greenblue of the water. The flick of your tail, the lock
of your eyes, your undulations and
water slaps-gestures with meaning- all trying to send messages to me, a
complete opposite of you. Me, an
air-breathing, leggy, ungainly being who is no match for your elegance.
 
Tribe!
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tribephyl 10826 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-14, 06:05 PM (EST)
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2. "Here I go again..." |
I know you weren't looking for masculine attention and fawning but...Let it out.
All of it?
That would take multiple threads. Go ahead and tell me what a great guy I am.
Awesome, really.
Maybe about how intelligent I seem, and how cogent are my arguments.
Never noticed about the cogent-thingy, but you often use words and accents I am unfamiliar with, so yes intelligent.
And about how I always seem to convince everybody to come over to my side, whichever it is.
Well, to differing degrees. It actually takes you quite a bit of cleaning the mind body and spirit in order for most to even get close to you. Alas, I have become smell-complacent and that "maritime" scent is something that renders me nostalgic.
And please, don't hold back with the drop dead gorgeous comments, they are important too.
I imagine that aside from myself, there are many whom are befuddled by your appearance. An all the ladies out there that have had first hand experience with "the bulge", you may comment on that too.
Not a lady myself, but having had seen said bulge both hidden and revealed... Being a long-time resident of LoserLodge (or even short term resident) we all get used to seeing the worm between your fins. Those that have had to use their second hand will also be eager to contribute, no doubt.
A second set of hands indeed. How else do we slap AND tickle? Long winded treatises and flowery poetry is encouraged.
From you?
To you.
Okay.
Roses are multicolored
Daffodils are yellow
My bong is calling me
to become more mellow.
Those that are so moved to compose symphonies, or even country western songs are invited to do so.
♩♩ ♫ ♪♩ ♫ ♫ ♬ ♩♪ ♭♫♮♪ ♪♯ ♫
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Agman2 192 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-14, 06:12 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-14 AT 06:16 PM (EST)
*dims lights and flicks lighter*
(sung to the tune of we are the champions)
You're full of hot air
post after post
your rib-splitting verses
are just the most
and your political jabs
I've read a few
you have been flamed by some posters
but somehow have always come through
You are the kingfish my friend
and you'll keep on quipping till the end
you are the kingfish
you are the kingfish
no time for spawning
'cause you are the kingfish of the sea
Etchings by the abominable SnowTribe
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