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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"	07-05-14, 02:31 PM (EST)
"It's not too late to come aboard!"
After yesterdays celebration of a French victory against the British you may be feeling somewhat patriotic but can you pass a "citizenship test"? Or maybe you could come over here (we have biscuits)
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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-14, 02:34 PM (EST)

1. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

47 on the US one, didn't know 2 and confused myself on t'other
on the other hand 10/10 on the UK one.

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foonermints 12998 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-14, 03:28 PM (EST)

2. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

Jeebuz.

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Whatever the Hell Starshine is blabbing. I'll be God Damned if I know.}

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-14, 03:55 PM (EST)

3. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

American
British
Knowing a wee bit of history helps a lot.

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foonermints 12998 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-14, 05:04 PM (EST)

4. "Idiot!"

You are now being deported to Botswana (for your safety). Got to make room for the entire lawless state of that god damned central America.
Or as we call it " The Good King Harry". You could go to Nepal or Vietnam. I'n not the one making the decisions. GAH!
Stardhine=Inscutable.
_{foonermints:following suit.}

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 05:22 PM (EST)

13. "RE: Idiot!"

You are now being deported to Botswana (for your safety).
Make that Botsnirvana.

The Zenbot.

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foonermints 12998 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 07:05 PM (EST)

15. "RE: Idiot!"

LAST EDITED ON 07-06-14 AT 07:08 PM (EST)
*grins*
_{So, I needed another "R" in there. Sue me.}

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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 02:20 AM (EST)

7. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

Come on over! Swear allegiance to The Queen and you are in
"I, , swear by Almighty God that, on becoming a British citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, Her Heirs and Successors according to law."

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 08:51 AM (EST)

8. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

There's one day a year that the Queen steps out onto the balcony and greets everyone below after a bit of an historical military parade, horses hauling cannons.
About ten years ago, a Malaysian colleague and I happened into London taking the IC chunnel express from Brussels first thing in the morning on a Saturday. Upon our arrival at the train station and walking over the bridge next to Big Ben, we noticed people walking into the parks on the way to the event. Wow! We saw the Queen!

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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 10:47 AM (EST)

9. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

LAST EDITED ON 07-06-14 AT 10:49 AM (EST)
Cool, that must have been a great experience.
Yes, it's Trooping the Colour in honour of The Monarchs official birthday, funnily enough they have a similar thing in Malaysia

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Molaholic 8816 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 12:13 PM (EST)

10. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

I thought the proper term was British subject.

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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 12:53 PM (EST)

11. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

A lot of us would agree with you, however the law changed in 1948, where people living in the UK became British Citizens whilst "the rest" remained British Subjects.
Gubbins

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Molaholic 8816 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-14, 07:53 PM (EST)

5. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

US 48/50. One was due to a misplaced & misfired cursor.
UK 9/10. I'm pretty sure it was the minimum juror age question. (I said 18)
Thanks

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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 02:07 AM (EST)

6. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

Welcome aboard
Nope, you were correct one can serve on a jury from 18.

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tribephyl 10762 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 05:07 PM (EST)

12. "Welcome to tribetopia"

According to my scores I should NOT be a "member" of either.
I guess this means I create my own country?
1st order of busyness: refreshments!

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tallgirl 568 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-14, 06:49 PM (EST)

14. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

I passed both. Once tried similar questions for my own country and failed. We have boring history.

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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 02:07 AM (EST)

16. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

Bits may be boring, but that's a good thing.
Coolest bit of Canadian history that I have seen was in Seattle, they have a museum there near the train station dedicated to the Klondike gold rush. Absolutely fascinating.

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Brownroach 14720 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-14, 00:38 AM (EST)

31. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

So what is "your own country"? Are you from where Latka was from in "Taxi"?

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kidflash212 4160 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 08:11 AM (EST)

17. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

48/50 for the American test.
9/10 for the British one.

Tribe!

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 10:09 AM (EST)

20. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

You and Moly are tops!
Both of these quizzes asked a lot of historical knowledge and understanding. I read a lot (books and online) and that's why I got a 48/7 score.

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kingfish 17379 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 09:28 AM (EST)

18. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

I would not be welcome to stay in Britain, but fortunately they don’t give this test to visitors.
I can safely abide in the US.

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newsomewayne 9269 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 10:02 AM (EST)

19. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

50/50.
I am the perfect citizen. (Play with that as you wish.)

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 10:13 AM (EST)

21. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

I am the perfect citizen.
No one is perfect, even with a 50/50 American citizen score.
How did you do on the British quiz? If you're 10/10 there then you are indeed the perfect citizen.

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newsomewayne 9269 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 12:52 PM (EST)

27. "Proof positive perfection"

I am the perfect American citizen.
I aced our test, and got 7 of 10 on the British one through pop knowledge, guessing and cheating (I got the jury age answer from this thresd). As an American, I don't really care about what's happened or happens in other countries. Yet I was still able to pass. Where knowledge or know-how fails, I get by on bluster and bull$&!#. I.am.America.

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 01:01 PM (EST)

28. "RE: Proof positive perfection"

As an American, I don't really care about what's happened or happens in other countries.
As a free American who has lived abroad for much of my adult life, I very much care what is happening in other countries in this world of ours.

Agman's world

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Brownroach 14720 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-14, 00:33 AM (EST)

30. "RE: Proof positive perfection"

Cheating. It's the American Way.

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PepeLePew13 25296 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 10:43 AM (EST)

22. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

48/50... not bad, I got Thomas Jefferson and James Madison crossed up.

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PepeLePew13 25296 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 10:51 AM (EST)

23. "Canadian citizenship test here!"

Got 9/10 on the British one (missed on the age you can serve on a jury).
Here's one for Canada, seems like a tough test for those who don't live up here! Just click on the 'timed test' and pick a province that is close to you.
http://citizenshipcounts.ca/quiz

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kingfish 17379 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 11:06 AM (EST)

24. "RE: Canadian citizenship test here!"

What's a province?
(Epic fail!)

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 11:30 AM (EST)

25. "RE: Canadian citizenship test here!"

I flubbed up on all references to the Métis and the governor generals and some other historical facts.
Still, fifty percent isn't all bad, is it?

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PepeLePew13 25296 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-14, 12:04 PM (EST)

26. "RE: Canadian citizenship test here!"

LAST EDITED ON 07-07-14 AT 12:13 PM (EST)

You did pretty well, I'd say. I did better on the U.S. test (96%) and scored the same on the British test as I did on the Canadian test (90%). I was pretty familiar with the U.S. judicial system after taking students to three tours of the U.S. Capitol and other buildings in the past two years.

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Brownroach 14720 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-14, 00:30 AM (EST)

29. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

44/50 on the US test (though I must protest an unclarity in the wording of some of the questions).
Only 4/10 on the British test. Damn, I wanted those biscuits.

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-14, 09:32 PM (EST)

32. "RE: It's not too late to come aboard!"

Sherlock Holmes was lamenting the fact that Mrs. Hudson had just removed the remnants of the tea recently consumed by Holmes and his ever present friend and colleague, John H. Watson MD. He left on his plate a small piece of scone which he now regretted not eating. It was enough of a distraction that made him desire that piece of scone even more.

Sherlocked by agman.

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Brownroach 14720 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-14, 11:22 PM (EST)

33. "Oh thanks "

for making it worse.
(Which reminds me: The Final Jeopardy answer the other day was something called The Stone Of Scone. It was an object stolen from somewhere in Scotland apparently. Usually I recognize the answer after the fact even if I didn't guess it, but I have never heard of The Stone Of Scone. It sounds sort of Monty Python-ish.)

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cahaya 19210 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-14, 11:32 PM (EST)

34. "RE: Oh thanks "

The Stone of Scone from Highlander.
I readily admit that I haven't yet seen this.

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starshine 82 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-14, 02:28 AM (EST)

35. "RE: Oh thanks "

Object?
Possibly the most important symbol of Scottish royalty!
And a third way to pronounce Scone.
Skon
Scone
Scoon

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kingfish 17379 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-14, 09:11 AM (EST)

36. "RE: Oh thanks "

LAST EDITED ON 07-09-14 AT 09:12 AM (EST)
The Stone of Scone? Sounds like the biscuits my Dad used to make when we went camping.
They made pretty good skippers, though.

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Brownroach 14720 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-14, 09:50 PM (EST)

37. "RE: Oh thanks "

"OBJECTS" was the title of the Jeopardy category, so I felt sufficiently comfortable describing the Scone, I mean the Stone, as an object.
(BTW, I love scones. Stones? Not so delicious.)

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