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woeisme1 4059 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-11-03, 09:03 PM (EST) "RE: Molly fans and other madness" LAST EDITED ON 10-11-03 AT 09:36 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 10-11-03 AT 09:22 PM (EST) I found these things on the Yahoo Schmoe boards and brought them to this board so other fanatics like myself would not have to go surfing to find new info (it can be soooo time consuming). ENJOY: AND yzzzguy <yzzzguy@hotmail.com> wrote: Thought y'all might like this. Just something that I killed time with yesterday: Joeschmocabulary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hutch: a generic word for vulgarity and derision. Examples: "What a Hutchhole!" "Well, dude...you're Hutched!" "Hutch you!" "Jawbone of an Ashleigh": a physical deformity of the jaw which allows one to fit one's entire fist in one's mouth. MKG Disease: a mental condition cycling between periods of poverty and slacking to periods of hyperactivity and extreme incredulity. Physical symptoms include bulging eyes and verbal outbursts of "What is going on?!" in a high-pitched voice. HEARLing: the act of regurgitating while massaging feet ravaged by athlete's foot and jungle rot. Jerrimanthering: the act of completely dissing all of the performances during a talent show. Hive Turkey: a person whose serious acting career is in jeopardy after being seen on a nationwide television show in a silly-looking bee costume. Ginatic Engineering: the field of study which is oriented to attempting to alter the outcome of a contest via convoluted and faulty strategy. Mollycuddling: a common dream element shared by many men following a viewing of "The Joe Schmo Show". Brianerd: a term of affection for that lovable male friend characterised by a willingness to drop trou and show off a "nut knuckle" at a moment's notice. Nicknackdoctorpattyquack: a term of derision applied to a partially ineffective marriage and family counselor. Kiptomyloo: the act of asking a gay male friend over to your bathroom to explain the operation of a bidet. Williamsberg: the social act of being completely cold toward one's girlfriend who appears to have declining sexual mores. Transchmogrify: the act of converting either a newbie to reality shows or one who is burned out on them toward watching "The Joe Schmo Show". He he. I HAVE no life! Guy __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Okay I thought the "dictionary" was a hoot. ------------------------------------------------------------------ If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy...... -----------------------------------------------------------------   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Oh my God! Guppin1234 10-12-03 1    RE: Oh my God! woeisme1 10-12-03 4        I'm back Guppin1234 10-12-03 6            RE: I'm back woeisme1 10-12-03 8                RE: I'm back Guppin1234 10-12-03 10  Imagine if Matt had seen these.. OceansAngel16 10-12-03 2    Another bug-eye moment Guppin1234 10-12-03 3        RE: Another bug-eye moment OceansAngel16 10-12-03 5            RE: Another bug-eye moment Guppin1234 10-12-03 7                RE: Another bug-eye moment OceansAngel16 10-12-03 9  RE: Molly fans and other madness Neffer 10-13-03 11    RE: Molly fans and other madness woeisme1 10-13-03 12

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Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-12-03, 00:03 AM (EST) 1. "Oh my God!" Woeisme - you are too funny. I have tears running down my face, and I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT! Her face in that first picture, she seems like she's feeling ambiguously nude, and her hands are so distortedly big. Is she posing in front of a church? That third picture must be for guys with wall-eye disease! ------------- It was hard to decide, but these were the absolute best: Hutch: a generic word for vulgarity and derision. Examples: "What a Hutchhole!" "Well, dude...you're Hutched!" "Hutch you!" ------------- You must consider writing a summary for one of these shows sometime. Have you ever seen the movie Johnny Dangerously - fargin icehole and bastage are two of my favorites. I think I just messed myself, gotta change now. Ciao baby!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

woeisme1 4059 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-12-03, 02:45 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Oh my God!" Guppin- Thank you oh so much, but stop crying cuz I want you to see me when I touch you like that--makes it better for ME (which the world does revolve around in case you didn't get the memo -lol). Least I could do since you touch me like that so often and on so many levels. So I done good huh? Too bad I didn't write that "dictionary" and only copied it from another site. But still. I would love to digress on one of the summaries sometime. Do you think I'm still qualified? Yes I have seen Johhny Dangerously (it's my son's favorite, second only to the Princess Bride-"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die") a number of times. Kinda essplains my sense of humor. Kinda looks like a church but I can't tell for sure. Guppin, what is wall-eye disease? I really don't know and the only walleye I'm aware of are fish. When you're done changing get back to me okay? Much Aloha, Woe If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy......   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-12-03, 03:31 PM (EST) 6. "I'm back" Are your sure yzz isn't your alias? Even if you didn't write it, still, thanks. Wall-eye disease is a fish thing, causes the lense to be rounded, so to speak. Perfect for Molly and helps with visual aids for guys. Okay, I have just one more question for you: Do you think that Hutch's crotchless panties are the man's answer to the wonder bra?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

woeisme1 4059 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-12-03, 06:31 PM (EST) 8. "RE: I'm back" No yzz is (sadly) NOT my alias--I'm still woe on yahoo too. I notice you didn't comment on my qualifications due to that fact. More's the pity. As an avid fiherperson I should have known what wall-eye was. Forgive me for having a Molly moment. You can quote me on this new terminology if you like. I'm not sure where I stand on the crotchless panty issue but thinking about it makes me wish I had a pair on. Gotta dash my cat is screaming at me so I must investigate. ---------------------------------------- If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy...... ----------------------------------------   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-12-03, 10:00 PM (EST) 10. "RE: I'm back" My oversight. Yes, definitely write a summary. Everyone should at least once, gotta be prepared to take some fluff and other stuff if you do. Molly moment, on a somber note, she doesn't exactly look like she's enjoying herself, she almost looks forced until the photo with her eyes closed.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

OceansAngel16 172 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-12-03, 01:33 AM (EST) 2. "Imagine if Matt had seen these.." What would have happened if Matt had seen similar pictures before he went into the mansion? THAT would have been interesting! someone like Ashliegh should have planted something like that in his room...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-12-03, 02:18 AM (EST) 3. "Another bug-eye moment" That's a good idea. You should have helped develop the show.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

OceansAngel16 172 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-12-03, 01:48 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Another bug-eye moment" lol, Thank you! I'm begining to think that would make things more complicated for the girl who plays Molly though.. How would a Christian virgin explain those pictures? "I took those for my boyfriend so he wouldn't be lonely while I was gone" Or they could have had Hutch looking at them and show them to Matt... But that would probably get him sent to the hospital with a more serious injury than what Dr. P had... But it WOULD get ratings..   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-12-03, 03:35 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Another bug-eye moment" How would she explain it? Well, she could say it was for a church fund raiser or perhaps it was her evil twin Golly. As far as Hutch, he'd be singin' to Molly/Golly in the ambulance: "When I think ABOUT you I touch myself, ooo ooo ooo!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

OceansAngel16 172 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-12-03, 09:10 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Another bug-eye moment" LOL! Yes.. a church fund raiser! I doubt he would believe about Golly though... Hmm....   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Neffer 109 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-13-03, 06:11 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Molly fans and other madness" Wow. My Joeschmocabulary was lacking. I had been Transchmogrified and didn't even know it! Neffer   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

woeisme1 4059 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-13-03, 10:14 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Molly fans and other madness" Glad to be of service!!!!! ---------------------------------------- If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy...... ----------------------------------------   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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