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FatherElvisBrady 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 10-17-03, 10:29 AM (EST) "Favorite Shmoments" If anybody cares (and even wants to post their own), here are my top five favorite Shmoments, in ascending order: 5) Ralph's eviction spiel ("You will return to your sad existence, working for The Man....Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, _____, you're dead to us.") 4) Dr. Pat's psychotic puppet show 3) The "Molly, Cupcake" song 2) Ralph in the bee suit predicting the day when he will be reduced to doing gay porn And my number one favorite Shmoment..... (drum roll) 1) "I pull your pants down RIGHT NOW!!"   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Favorite Shmoments Tiger Lily 10-17-03 1  RE: Favorite Shmoments Guppin1234 10-17-03 2    RE: Favorite Shmoments Traces 10-17-03 3        RE: Favorite Shmoments Tiger Lily 10-17-03 4        RE: Favorite Shmoments Guppin1234 10-17-03 6            RE: Favorite Shmoments Deonna 10-18-03 7  RE: Favorite Shmoments Deonna 10-17-03 5  RE: Favorite Shmoments Punkin 10-20-03 8  Anybody watch SNL with Halle Barry? Guppin1234 10-20-03 9    RE: Anybody watch SNL with Halle Ba... Tiger Lily 10-21-03 10        MB kiss did nothing for me either Guppin1234 10-21-03 11  RE: Favorite Shmoments Jpod5 10-21-03 12  RE: Favorite Shmoments ihaterealitytv 10-22-03 13  RE: Favorite Shmoments hollybug 10-22-03 14  RE: Favorite Shmoments DaSaintFan 10-24-03 15

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Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-17-03, 12:34 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" 5. Kip's water wings 4. Brian's & Hutch's faces when Matt said "was that network exec an actor?" 3. "FYI- I pissed in the whirlpool last night" 2. Dr. Pat's psychotic puppet show -Me too! and... 1. Brian's pixelated man boobs. LMAO!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-17-03, 03:20 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" LAST EDITED ON 10-17-03 AT 03:23 PM (EST) . "You're gay, right?" - Matt showing schmo things to come. . Ralph when he says the F word like he really, really means it this time. . "You don't know if she's got psoriasis, eczema or booty cooties." - Molly . Brian's knut knuckle. . "I saw corn." - Matt . "It's just a schlattch." Kip's analogy . The world's largest piece of lettuce. - Wasn't that you Bebo? . "Hutch, you work in a mall." - Ashleigh . "You've been Hutched, Hutchhole, Hutch you!" Thanks woe! Just a dime bag baby... I, I need a fix . "Hutch's crotchless panties is the man's answer to the wonder bra." Me, me, me... it's always about me, me, me!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Traces 103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-17-03, 05:12 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" I would have to start with my top 5 with Matt alone: 1. Matt on Political Correctness: "Gina's quite sexy too, and I have no problems hooking up with other races or anything like that." 2. Matt on Tawny: "I love fake breasts, fake blondes, maybe because I can never have them, because I'm too poor." 3.Matt on Molly's breasts: "Sorry to Molly's parents maybe you don't know, but she is built amazingly! I mean that's what GOD gave her." 4. The Entire Scene with Matt handcuffed to Molly starting with William serenading and ending with Ralph and Molly going into the bedroom~Molly: "He called me a slut!" Matt: "Well let's go back into the hot tub then!" 5. Matt's two-part answer: "After the beatings and the sexual abuse, after so long eventually you're gonna die so why not die with your pride in tact. Um I would have to say Money Money Money Honey."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-17-03, 05:34 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" Molly: "He called me a slut!" Matt: "Well let's go back into the hot tub then!" OMH, I forgot about that part. Too funny (even better was I_AM_HE's recounting of that whole scene).   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-17-03, 07:55 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" I guess God lives in the Silicone Valley - who knew?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 10-18-03, 08:44 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" *Laughing* Good one!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 10-17-03, 07:09 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" I thought some of the details were hysterical. 1. The ashes in Gina’s place, after she was voted off. 2. Hutch’s plate glued back together. 3. The cast reaction to Matt taking his hand off the hooker. 4. Ralph walking into the eviction ceremony and just standing there, staring at them before he stared his spiel. 5. The “These drawers aren’t yours” game. The guys parading around in woman’s underwear was too funny. Then Earl screwing up which one’s were his!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Punkin 244 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 10-20-03, 03:00 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" "It's not wearing the Bee suit that will define your career, it's the way you wear the Bee suit that will define your career." Matt is sooooo sweet and so PC I want him for my son-in-law. Oh, yeah, I don't have any daughters. So I wonder how he likes mature, experienced, natural-boobed women?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-20-03, 10:33 PM (EST) 9. "Anybody watch SNL with Halle Barry?" I swear they were parodizing the parody of Joe Schmo with the Molly/Ashleigh kissing scene only with Britteny Spears and Halle Barry 'kissing' and that would make Lorne Michaels the fake TV exec. Anybody? Anybody?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-21-03, 01:04 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Anybody watch SNL with Halle Barry?" Interesting take, but I'm pretty sure that had more to do with that whole Madonna/Britney kiss and then the thing where Adrien Brody surprised everyone at the Oscars by grabbing and kissing Halle Berry (who was presenting the Best Actor award). Actually, during the monolague, Lorne Michaels even referenced that, and said to Britney, wouldn't it be great if you did that (grabbed Halle and kissed her)? Leave it to the male writers to want to milk that one for all it's worth...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-21-03, 02:12 AM (EST) 11. "MB kiss did nothing for me either" - Guess so. I have schmo on the brain.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jpod5 147 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-21-03, 12:49 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" My favorites not yet mentioned (I’m sure I’ve forgotten some too): 5. Kip impersonating Arnold getting electrocuted. 4. Kip’s magic show. 3. Matt’s immediate reaction to the uncovering of Ashleigh’s gonad plate…”That’s not bad.” 2. Kip’s farewell to Earl “Aye Aye Captain”. 1. Matt saying all he wants is “a house, a dog and a girl”. Of course, I think Dr. P’s doll show stands out above all the rest. If only she hadn’t read from index cards, it may have been my favorite TV moment of all time! I'm glad so many others seem to appreciate it for what it was. So classic. jimbo   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ihaterealitytv 4 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 10-22-03, 00:00 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" I think Kip's Magic show and Kip jumping (rolling) in to the pool were hysterical. In fact I think they should have a "Kip Show," with Molly in a bikini as co-host. Favorite quotes were Joe's answer to Earl regarding "the beatings and the sexual abuse," "Be the Hutch," and ""Well let's go back in the hot tub then."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

hollybug 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 10-22-03, 02:15 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" My faves that haven't been mentioned yet (or atleast I hope not): ~Molly cleverly covering her mistake by claiming she bit her tongue, and Ashleigh's comment that "she has a big tongue." ~Kip's impression of Matt's eyes-popping-out-of-head look. ~That look of pure determination on Matt's face before he knocks Dr. Pat out in the sumo showdown. ~Ralph handing out headshots. ~The Hutch and Brian rubbing eachother down with honey.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

DaSaintFan 47 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 10-24-03, 06:18 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Favorite Shmoments" I haven't seen anyone mention the one where Kip said he couldn't get out of the hot tub because he was a little excited or it the whole thing would have been over right then and there. I fell out of my chair laughing so hard when I heard him say that. Then there was Ralph and the bee suit/gay porn comment. "Was that an actor?" question about the network exec. Molly/Boyfriend.. "Let's get back in the hot tub" routine. Matt taking his hand off the hooker and everyone being forced to improvise.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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