OK, this is it! Go go go!Losers, you've been lounging around in Sequesterville all this time, you should have plenty of energy to clap with. So get clapping. Smile! Smile! I don't care that you lost or if the people you're about to cheer for U-Turned you. I really don't. It's in your contract to smile and clap.
Here comes team #1, our winners...it's...
Dan and Jordan! Oh my goodness. I really can't believe this. Wow. Jordan lived his dream and Dan made it happen. I have to admit, you played a smart game this last leg. Now what was this about your peach?
Jet and Cord, you're team #2, I'm afraid. You fought hard and did so very well. Hopefully, all the prizes you've won will make up for the fact that you didn't come in first.
Brent and Caite, if this were a regular leg, you'd be eliminated, but as it is, you're the third place team. Who would have even thought you'd make it this far? Not me, I can tell you. Bet you wish Caite hadn't forgotten all the money, huh? And really, why would you try to offer a fake apology to "the lesbians", anyway? Stupid.

Come play! You could be Dan, Jordan or Cord. Or Caite and Brent's poor cabbie, the dumbass. Everyone is invited to give hir character's parting words.
Thanks to everyone who played this season:
Molaholic - The Native Greeter
Belle Book - Allie
Max Headroom - Caite
LibraRising - Brent
jbug - BB Jordan, the coconuts from Ep 8
newsomewayne - BB Jeff
MKitty - Monique
MissMyth - Jet
beau_30 - Louie
Estee - The Clue
cahaya - a cabbie
Scuba Steve - Phil's Eyebrow
ARNutz - the grapes from Ep 6
finallytyping - Desperate TV Show Recruiter from Ep 6
PsychoKitty - The Red Baron
Puffy - a cow from Ep 2
mrc - Phil's Golf Equipment