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"Be the Amazing Racer 15.7"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-09, 01:03 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer 15.7" |
Hello Racers and welcome to the most awfulest Roadblock in the history of The Amazing Race.Yes, this is a "Switchback". Let's tell you all about the horror that Lena and Kristy went through in season 6. There they were, right here in this place, unrolling bale after bale of hay for nothing. We let them do that for 2 full hours after the last team checked in. How cruel was that? And then I just went out into the field to eliminate them. So this time we brought the Pit Stop right to the dreadful challenge. That's convenient! Flight Time and Big Easy, you're team #1! You get a trip for 2 to some island somewhere. Take the Harlem Gnome-trotter with you. See, that's a good name. Louisiana Shorty indeed. Meghan and Cheyne: Second place is pretty good. It was pretty good last week too. Do you have any first place finishes left in you? Brian and Ericka: What luck finding that flag. No doubt Ericka's mom will be super-impressed with that, if not with you guys calling her a bigot on national TV. Sam and Dan: Good job making nice after this leg. Dan really does need to shut up more, doesn't he? Gary and Matt: Lucky you this was a non-elimination leg. You get to start a couple hours behind Please keep the game in the game thread.
Come play! Post as a carnie or one of the blowing-things-up guys.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-09, 11:01 AM (EST)
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4. "Happy Birthday Flight Time" |
Didn't I promise to come thru for you? Funny thing is tho I didn't realize it would have been easier to unroll the bales by actually rolling them..... With my height and brute strength, I just flipped them over end over end. Oh well, it must've worked! First place! And yea, Flight, I know where that is - I just can't pronounce it  Why did they put in a task that they weren't gonna allow me to do? Good thing Flight isn't afraid of heights! I might have had to go to the top of that thing and push his off! Hi Five brother! ~~chest bump~~
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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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11-10-09, 00:42 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.7" |
1. The Gnometrotters, a.k.a. Birthday Time and Big Baldy - Is there some unwriten reality show about birthdays? But I'm rooting for these guys. Pure entertainment.2. The Banana Slugs, a.k.a. Brericka - I finally figured out what I like about them. They're just like me and my wife. (Except my MIL adores me.) 3. Pinky and the Brain, a.k.a. Daddy and Matt - I'm usually partial to the teams with dads in them. And Matt's a funny guy. 4. Team Dishwater, a.k.a. Meghan and Whatzisface - Dull, boring, productive, and for once, I hope that a team like this loses. 5. The Brothers Dimm, a.k.a. Samuel and Daniel - I got all my fighting with my brother out of my system in high school. They should do the same.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-11-09, 00:46 AM (EST)
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9. "Höbalar så kul." |
Welcome to Sweden. Home to Abba and Greta Garbo.Also, the most wonderful roadblock ever invented. But more on that later. Before the fun of the bales, we got to see some other delights of Swedish culture. Blowing up nothing and dropping DAWs from dizzying heights for no real purpose. This lead us to a nifty little meeting with our favorite sponsor stand-in, Gnome who was the prize in a carnival game our contestants could actually win. Congratulations to those giants from the Bayou -- you found the flag so quick! You are truly bale-blessed. Hope you enjoy the trip to wherever it was. Gary & Matt -- wow. What can I say -- who would have imagined EPBvM putting a NEL in this situation? Looks like my time is just about up, so I'll be toddling off. Have fun next week! 
Seana’s da bomb!
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