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"Be The Amazing Racer Episode 2"
MKitty 2975 desperate attention whore postings
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02-23-09, 09:16 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Episode 2" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-09 AT 03:22 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-23-09 AT 09:31 PM (EST) oh yeah..move on bro and sis...cause me and my boy have it all! I have the patience to wait things out (just leave my groin out of this!) and you know what else? I have the "big guy upstairs" rooting for me! HAH! Wasn't that evident in how I was *sent* the wind??? Me and MIkey will be givin' you a run for your money! Now, anybody got some more ice for my groin? and...*courtesy of Kingfish*
Lord, I don't want you to help me in this, there are too many hungry folks that really need your help. I can't ask for intervention from you. So please do not listen to me.
Except that, well, I am gay, and I am a minister, and how many of us are there? Do you hate Gays? I don't think so, but I notice the wind isn't dying down, so you must hate gays. But please don't help me, instead help the unsaved, their souls are more important that a silly game in which I could win a Million bucks and help a lot of poor people. What? The wind is dying? What do I hear?.."You Der Americain, are you ready for ze flying uber ze strasse und ze other volks?" I knew it, God is gay! 
*Race duds by Agman*
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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02-24-09, 08:55 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Episode 2" |
You phrased it much better than I did.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
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02-23-09, 10:30 PM (EST)
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Willkommen nach Österreich (nicht Australien). Ich hoffe, dass Sie meine weiße Perücke mögen. Ich erhielt sie vom alten Kaiser Franz Josef.
Er mochte Torte, auch. Oh ja vergessen Sie nicht, Phil Ihr Holz zu geben.Mel, Glückwünsche auf Ihrem Abkommen mit Gott. Sie haben dem Ausdruck „Schlag“ eine vollständige neue Bedeutung gegeben. Linda. Meine Entschuldigungen für jene verwirrenden Zeichen. Gelbe und rote Pfeile gerade übersetzen nicht vom Deutschen.  Agman's specialty
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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02-24-09, 08:09 PM (EST)
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Ah, online translators never fail to make me giggle."Welcome to Austria (not Australia). I hope you like my white wig. I got it from the old Emperor Franz Josef. He loved cake, too. Oh yes do not forget Phil to give your wood.*
Mel, congratulations on your agreement with God. You have the phrase "blow" a whole new meaning to.* Linda. My apologies for the confusing signs. Yellow and red arrows are not just translate from German***." ***** Alternate translations: *...don't forget to give Phil your wood.
** You've given the word "beat" a whole new meaning. ("Schlagen" is "to hit" or "to beat" eg: Schlagzeug = drum and Schlagsahne = whipped cream.)
*** My apologies for those confusing signs. Yellow and red arrows just don't translate from German.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-09, 02:49 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Google Language Tools to the Rescue" |
Kewl! Russian, German, Italian, Portuguese, bunchofboxesese, Greek and French.***** How about: multumesc (Romanian)
kõsõnõm (Hungarian)
kiitos (Finnish)
djiekuje (Polish)
dekuji (Czech)
hvala (Croatian - Serbian = same pronunciation, but in Cyrillics)
shoukran (Arabic)
shukirya (Urdu)
salamat (Tagalog - Phillipines) There are some accents missing, there, of course. At the restaurant where I worked years ago, we were told to put a personal message on the back of every bill. So I wrote "thank-you" in 6 languages. It was fun, because if a customer spoke a language I hadn't included they would tell me or write it down for me. My thank-you collection was over 30 at one point. I wish I could remember them all. I once randomly put Romanian on a bill only to discover that the people at the table were actually Romanian. How weird is that?
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-09, 01:10 PM (EST)
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Alright, we all know TPTB put us on this show for the eye candy (yeah, Amanda and Kris....just keep living in your one dimensional world), but did they show us? Um, nooooooo! What happen to all those hair flips I did for the camera guy and the coy bra adjusting? I guess next week we should pick up random piece of wood and wandering around aimlessly with it. Or maybe we need to forget our extensive knowledge of geography or the English grammar (yeah, I'm calling you out, Miss Thing).I'm telling you, they need to start thinking about all those adolescent boys out there, you know, the 13-50 year olds. This show needs to keep that group interested and that is our job. We did it...now, show us! 
Told ya, Cara! We should have gone blonde!
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IanQuentin 101 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-09, 07:09 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Episode 2" |
Welcome to Germany! Here you will have get to something exciting, paragliding! You soar over the ... (listens to mic in ear) ... What!?! They all but one walked down the mountain instead? Those ungrateful, impatient... Um, ahem.Tammy/Victor: You're team number ONE! And now you have a hybrid go-cart. And come on, you know you always wanted to smash a pie in your sibling's face. I mean who doesn't! Mel/Mike: You've been patient most of this leg? Waiting for the wind and then doing Segways. So what the heck happened at the gate to the pit stop? Ever heard of pull open when push don't work? Amanda/Kris: Remember, this is a family show. References to "There's Something About Mary" hair gel is best avoided. Margie/Luke: ::signs:: Don't worry Luke. We'll get you away from your mom more often so you can tell us how you really feel. And remember, pie throwing is therapeutic. Brad/Victoria: Victoria beat all those young kids down the hill. Impressive. Now try staying in the lead for a change. Cara/Jaime: Did you know that you guys been racing for 14 hrs? Cause on this leg, that was the most interesting fact we saw about you. Lakisha/Jennifer: Thank your big sis for getting you here. The baseball bats are around back. Mark/Michael: Yeah, that laid back style didn't last long, did it? And yeah, I laughed to when gramps told you not to be scared. Christie/Jodi: Good job flight attendants. You've gotten on two bad flights now and have been next to last twice. You've showed them. Linda/Steve Sorry to see you go but between Steve crying like a baby made me cringe and Linda's comment of "You're wacking me hard", made me scared. So just go off to sequesterville and take a case a beer with you.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-09, 11:58 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Episode 2" |
Oh dear. Who has told you that there's anything wrong with throwing like a girl? You are a girl! It's okay to throw like a girl.
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-09, 04:26 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Episode 2" |
*signs* Geez, have you guys forgotten that I can't hear? So why did you put out the announcement that this thread was open over the bullhorn? Anyhoo... how about these gals, Cara and Jaime? *makes hand motions outlining their body shapes* Of course, it's a bit too bad that I'm gay, but hey, if it helps me to get further in the game then what's the problem? Mom? Think you could take care of the whole leg on your own since you're the bionic woman anyway? I've got a couple of gals to distract.
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